Terrans Vs. Spacemen

[Simon of the Playa]

ok,

lets review.

santas vs. clowns
ninjas vs. pirates
monkeys vs. robots
Art Fags vs. SparklePonies(tm)



and now this year,

TERRANS VS. SPACEMEN !!!

welcome to the beginning of the Technocalyps

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmwdYV5Lluw


yes, NASA has decided a Four Person One-Way trip to mars to determine sustainability is in our near future

http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/planetary/ma ... _crew.html

it's time for YOU TO TAKE SIDES!

do you want to EVOLVE into a bio-mechanical essence that can travel to the far reaches of the universe via technology or do you want to stay on stinky old polluted doomed earth.

i think the answer is clear, and Werner Von Braun was Right.

we must go where no man has gone before, and i'm not talking about the ugly lesbian at the YMCA who works the front desk.

SPACE!

it's time.

let the Terrans wallow in their own Filth and Nag Champa.

we have worlds to conquer.

[ZeroandOne]

http://portfo.li/o/45903-bruce-damer-bu ... icial-life

[Ugly Dougly]

Help me out understanding the theme.

[jkisha]

yes, NASA has decided a Four Person One-Way trip to mars to determine sustainability is in our near future

http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/planetary/ma ... _crew.html

Fun link.

Note that the dates listed here are taken from the report, which was published in 1997, and are for reference only to illustrate a feasible scenario, no actual mission is planned for these dates.

[theCryptofishist]

It all starts on Yuri's night.

[theCryptofishist]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuNJ7xPPzsU[/youtube]

(IF you don't want to hear the instrumental skip to 1:30)

[Simon of the Playa]

yes, NASA has decided a Four Person One-Way trip to mars to determine sustainability is in our near future

http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/planetary/ma ... _crew.html

Fun link.

Note that the dates listed here are taken from the report, which was published in 1997, and are for reference only to illustrate a feasible scenario, no actual mission is planned for these dates.

john, the 4-manned (and womanned) mission to mars (one way) was just recently announced.

i smell a reality show, n'est-ce pas?

[Simon of the Playa]

Help me out understanding the theme.

ok...if you insist.


the rite of passage we are ALL going thru is the phase known as TRANSHUMANISM.

as we as a species TRANSITIONS to a post-human existence.

this is not as scary as it sounds.

But then again, aren't ALL RITES OF PASSAGE fraught with some inherent danger or fear of the unknown?

We are moving into a new age (god i hate that phrase) of bio-mechanical beings, namely us.

The genetic code and the rapid development of supercomputing converging to make it possible the dreams of integration and infinity, and beyond.

we are becoming masters of our own fate, almost as gods.

heresy? or Evolution..

choose a side.

embrace the robot, for it is us.

[ygmir]

Help me out understanding the theme.

ok...if you insist.


the rite of passage we are ALL going thru is the phase known as TRANSHUMANISM.

as we as a species TRANSITIONS to a post-human existence.

this is not as scary as it sounds.

But then again, aren't ALL RITES OF PASSAGE fraught with some inherent danger or fear of the unknown?

We are moving into a new age (god i hate that phrase) of bio-mechanical beings, namely us.

The genetic code and the rapid development of supercomputing converging to make it possible the dreams of integration and infinity, and beyond.

we are becoming masters of our own fate, almost as gods.

heresy? or Evolution..

choose a side.

embrace the robot, for it is us.

[Simon of the Playa]

ahhh...

someone who appreciates the method behind the madness.

[Simon of the Playa]

this won't hurt a bit.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFIJZD6j3m8[/youtube]



thank you for participating.

[ZeroandOne]

this hardware is non-sustainable.

the second world cannot ALL live as those do in the First.

This needs to be addressed, by logical, sentient, computers.

you may not like the answer.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CLyrHx85o8[/youtube]


1t+1s+what+1t+1s.

[Simon of the Playa]

what i like best is the Jodie foster Moment around the pinball machine...

[adam link]

http://domeofthesky.com/drupal/node/3330

[Simon of the Playa]

[ZeroandOne]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixLT1sKmNVE[/youtube]

[Simon of the Playa]

[ygmir]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCQG5Hb6Gew&feature=fvw[/youtube]

[Simon of the Playa]

start practicing my friend, the launch date has been set.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bh5VeWSfNA&feature=player_embedded#![/youtube]

[ygmir]

yes, yes, it's so true...........Gaylord, says so...........

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_T-S7thk_w[/youtube]

[theCryptofishist]

So, water rockets are supplanting jet packs?

[theCryptofishist]

So, water rockets are supplanting jet packs?

Or is this your grey water system for next year, Yg?

[Simon of the Playa]

yes....


YES!


i wanna go, i wanna do drugs on mars.

[bx1]

Aliens are the original spacemen, but they can be creepy.

[ygmir]

So, water rockets are supplanting jet packs?

Or is this your grey water system for next year, Yg?

dang it, Felt, shush!!

[Simon of the Playa]

Ya know, even though we are the same species, i have problems telling terrans apart...they all look alike, ya know?

[Liz Estrada]

oh great....just what we need....


a bunch of nancy boys in shiny jumpsuits.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zV4pJ8MwM[/youtube]

[Eric]

oh great....just what we need....


a bunch of nancy boys in shiny jumpsuits.

Ooooh.

I love nancy boys in shiny suits! I'll take a dozen!

[Boijoy]

[Eric]

Eeww. Adam Lambert is not attractive. Not even to me.