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by **C.f.M.** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:33 am

It's got raisins in it. You like raisins!

by **MisaBlue** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:35 am

Titty Twister Hostel
http://realtravel.com/r-142044-karlovy_vary_review-a_luxurious_hostel

by **Dr. Pyro** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:57 am

Misa, you and I ought to Czech it out!

by **Fire_Moose** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:10 am

"This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is? "

by **MisaBlue** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:25 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:Misa, you and I ought to Czech it out!

by **gyre** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:35 am

Fire_Moose wrote:"This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is? "

The film also had the best illegal street racing ever in film.

by **C.f.M.** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:52 am

gyre wrote:
Fire_Moose wrote:"This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is? "

The film also had the best illegal street racing ever in film.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw3391SiKRk[/youtube]

by **ygmir** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:43 pm

sorry, but, BS gets "first loser" for that one..........

now, you want VW hijinx..........

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JirRgojalLM[/youtube]

by **Da Mule** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:18 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:So this guy goes to the doctor. The doctor asks "what seems to be the problem?" He says his pee-pee is bright orange. The doctor (okay I should say physician but I am lazy) says "well, have you been doing anything unusual lately" And our man just says, "Nothing, mostly just watching porn and eating Cheetos.

Cheez-weenie!

That's not funny. That happened to me. :oops:

by **ygmir** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:20 pm

Da Mule wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:So this guy goes to the doctor. The doctor asks "what seems to be the problem?" He says his pee-pee is bright orange. The doctor (okay I should say physician but I am lazy) says "well, have you been doing anything unusual lately" And our man just says, "Nothing, mostly just watching porn and eating Cheetos.

Cheez-weenie!

That's not funny. That happened to me.

did you cure the patient?

by **Da Mule** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:21 pm

*looks down*

Nope, still orange! :lol:

by **MisaBlue** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:25 pm

If you add red, yellow, green, blue and purple, you can make it rainbow :lol:

by **Fire_Moose** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:32 pm

then slice it in half to have all the hippies come out and start starring at it.

by **Eric** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:34 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:then slice it in half to have all the hippies come out and start starring at it.

ouch.

and I deleted the extremely NSFW photo I was going to put up. Use your imaginations.

So, about those hookers we need to hire....

by **ygmir** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:38 pm

Eric wrote:
Fire_Moose wrote:then slice it in half to have all the hippies come out and start starring at it.

ouch.

and I deleted the extremely NSFW photo I was going to put up. Use your imaginations.

So, about those hookers we need to hire....

sssshhhhhhhh don't say "hooker" around Da Mule..........especially if they're not bi-pedal...........

what a NSFW photo? egad!!

by **MisaBlue** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:45 pm

ygmir wrote:what a NSFW photo? egad!!

Dont you know to use google? Or Google? :lol:

Oh shit, I start to be not funny...damn...

by **Eric** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:50 pm

MisaBlue wrote:
ygmir wrote:what a NSFW photo? egad!!

Dont you know to use google? Or Google?

"split penis"

What you see is not my fault.

Misa- you don't have to be funny all the time. If we did, I'd have been fired years ago.

Still waiting for the hookers, da Mule be damned.

by **burner von braun** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 3:00 pm

Going back through Ben Burnanke's report, let's see, hookers... hookers... oh yeah, right here in the maintenance budget.

by **ygmir** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 3:06 pm

burner von braun wrote:Going back through Ben Burnanke's report, let's see, hookers... hookers... oh yeah, right here in the maintenance budget.

isn't that a leftover category from the
Clinton years?

by **burner von braun** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 3:15 pm

I think Burnanke had to reduce the "maintenance" budget a little, it's close but no cigar.

by **Eric** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 3:16 pm

ygmir wrote:
burner von braun wrote:Going back through Ben Burnanke's report, let's see, hookers... hookers... oh yeah, right here in the maintenance budget.

isn't that a leftover category from the
Clinton years?

Not just Clinton. I think the RCN had it in their budget last year. Except it was bondage fake-lesbian sex hookers, so maybe in a different category for the IRS.

But to Burners post, I thought hookers were in the "office services" budget....

by **ygmir** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 3:19 pm

Eric wrote:
ygmir wrote:
burner von braun wrote:Going back through Ben Burnanke's report, let's see, hookers... hookers... oh yeah, right here in the maintenance budget.

isn't that a leftover category from the
Clinton years?

Not just Clinton. I think the RCN had it in their budget last year. Except it was bondage fake-lesbian sex hookers, so maybe in a different category for the IRS.

But to Burners post, I thought hookers were in the "office services" budget....

I bet your right.........I bet it's been in the budget, for many, many years............

by **burner von braun** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 3:47 pm

Oh, and I heard back from our people, apparently our insurance policy does cover shirt-cunting (aka: daisyducking) I know that there is still great concern over this matter, and I think I speak for all of us in thanking our esteemed colleague from Ventura for bringing this to our attention. All I can do for now is suggest we keep a watchful eye on it.

by **FIGJAM** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:54 pm

I though a group of hookers was called a "Skank" as aposed to herd or knot.

by **Elorrum** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 5:46 pm

FIGJAM wrote:I though a group of hookers was called a "Skank" as aposed to herd or knot.

I thought it was called a string!

by **Eric** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 5:52 pm

Elorrum wrote:
FIGJAM wrote:I though a group of hookers was called a "Skank" as aposed to herd or knot.

I thought it was called a string!

I thought it was called "quit fucking talking and get your asses back to work!"

At least that's what I seem to hear it called in the Tenderloin..

by **Trishntek** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:00 pm

burner von braun wrote:Oh, and I heard back from our people, apparently our insurance policy does cover shirt-cunting (aka: daisyducking) I know that there is still great concern over this matter, and I think I speak for all of us in thanking our esteemed colleague from Ventura for bringing this to our attention. All I can do for now is suggest we keep a watchful eye on it.

Thank you for acknowledging the existence this issue. I wonder what premiums we are forking out for such coverage? And while we are at it, is shirt-cocking covered? Would that not be an exercise of discrimination if we do not cover both offenses?

Help me remember, did we decide shirt cocking was somehow associated with Winnie the Pooh?

by **ygmir** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:06 pm

burner von braun wrote:Oh, and I heard back from our people, apparently our insurance policy does cover shirt-cunting (aka: daisyducking) I know that there is still great concern over this matter, and I think I speak for all of us in thanking our esteemed colleague from Ventura for bringing this to our attention. All I can do for now is suggest we keep a watchful eye on it.

a new term is born.........where's that lexicon thread?

Eric wrote:
I thought it was called "quit fucking talking and get your asses back to work!"

seems, it'd be " quit talking, start fucking, and get your asses back to work".

by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:18 pm

ygmir wrote:
burner von braun wrote:Oh, and I heard back from our people, apparently our insurance policy does cover shirt-cunting (aka: daisyducking) I know that there is still great concern over this matter, and I think I speak for all of us in thanking our esteemed colleague from Ventura for bringing this to our attention. All I can do for now is suggest we keep a watchful eye on it.

a new term is born.........where's that lexicon thread?

Use the search function, it's not new.

by **ygmir** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:22 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
ygmir wrote:
burner von braun wrote:Oh, and I heard back from our people, apparently our insurance policy does cover shirt-cunting (aka: daisyducking) I know that there is still great concern over this matter, and I think I speak for all of us in thanking our esteemed colleague from Ventura for bringing this to our attention. All I can do for now is suggest we keep a watchful eye on it.

a new term is born.........where's that lexicon thread?

Use the search function, it's not new.

I was just being rhetorical............

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