Has any lost item ever been returned to its owner through this board? Right...I didn't think so. But the posts are sort of fun to read.
Key Man here. I ride around the playa covered with keys, on a bicycle covered with keys. Sadly, my very favorite bizarre keychain went missing this year. It was a small plastic figurine of a pregnant woman, made of clear plastic, with a fetus suspended in water, that bobbed around inside.
Yes, I'm serious. I was camped in AEZ. I know I'll never find another one and it can't hurt to ask.
So, if you came across a plastic figurine of a pregnant woman, made of clear plastic, with a fetus suspended in water that bobs around inside, shoot me a PM.

