First 100% Drug Free Year For Burning Man

[1durphul]

The 2011 Burn will be the first Burning Man with zero drugs. All participants have agreed not to partake in even the tiniest of pot brownies, nor any other drug.

Hooray!

[Shambala]

You went and drank that Jesus water that they were passing out at the Empire Store, didn't you? You are now permanently FUCKED for the rest of your life!

[Captain Goddammit]

It won't be my first!

[motskyroonmatick]

It won't be my first!

Nor mine. The prescription drugs in 08 were a necessity.

[Kinetik V]

The 2011 Burn will be the first Burning Man with zero drugs. All participants have agreed not to partake in even the tiniest of pot brownies, nor any other drug.

Hooray!

Did you take a wrong turn on the Internet? Shouldn't you be over here?
http://www.joelosteen.com/Pages/Index.aspx

[MyPlayaUserName]

Drugs are so 2010. The new thing to do is unicorns.

[FIGJAM]

How do we use these unicorns?

Snorted, smoked, bbqed, or staked out for personal plessure?

They would make interesting tent stakes with there sparkly hooves waving in the air.

[theCryptofishist]

How do we use these unicorns?

Snorted, smoked, bbqed, or staked out for personal plessure?

They would make interesting tent stakes with there sparkly hooves waving in the air. :wink:

the hardcore cut them with toads.

[unjonharley]

I'm to soft hearted to stomp unicorn.. So you will have to snort 'em uncut

[Galaxo Magic]

100% drug free? Uh-oh, then folks will realize we are in a god-forsaken fuckin desert! That'd be the end of it!

[Dork]

That's like promising to start your diet next month or to stop smoking as soon as you're done with those cartons you just bought.

Come back when you've accomplished your goal and tell us how it went

[Ugly Dougly]

Unicorn BBQ?

The mind spins with possibilities.

[Trishntek]

I thought the sparkelponies use unicorns for transportation! Or was it a sparkle pony with a stiffy?

So if there are no drugs, I guess that would have to include alcohol and tobacco, right?

[MistressSybs]

I thought the sparkelponies use unicorns for transportation! Or was it a sparkle pony with a stiffy?

So if there are no drugs, I guess that would have to include alcohol and tobacco, right?

add caffeine to that list too.

[Captain Goddammit]

I'll readily concedede that my use of caffeine and alcohol is "drug use" as much as all the other stuff is. I just stick with what's legal so I don't have all the getting-busted-by-the-cops problems that others do.

[CapSmashy]

So if there are no drugs, I guess that would have to include alcohol and tobacco, right?

add caffeine to that list too.

No tobacco or coffee?

Burning Man 2011: Blood in the Desert.

[Ugly Dougly]

2010 certainly was an Ugly Dougly free year. I suppose that's what you're driving at.

[MistressSybs]

So if there are no drugs, I guess that would have to include alcohol and tobacco, right?

add caffeine to that list too.

No tobacco or coffee?

Burning Man 2011: Blood in the Desert.

is what I was thinking too... LOL

[Trishntek]

I guess that's one way to get rid of the dust,,,, if that's all there is to snort,,,, then we'll have to do something about all those UV rays flying around out there,,,,, oh and what about our addiction to water???? There MUST be something done about that too!

[Token]

[fbcota]

I also heard that there will be no drugs at Burning Man in 2011. I saw very little drug use in 2010 so I will go ahead and pledge that I will not do any drugs in 2011.

I say we all pledge, no drugs at BM 2011. Hmmm, I wonder if we can get the cops to not do drugs either?

[madmatt]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

[1durphul]

The 2011 Burn will be the first Burning Man with zero drugs. All participants have agreed not to partake in even the tiniest of pot brownies, nor any other drug.

Hooray!

I wasn't sure I could count on all of you to help spread the word that 2011 will be the first 100% drug free Burning Man.

In addition we're going to bus all participants in from surrounding states on Buses with 25 MPH speed governors. So there won't be any speeding.

Theme camp cargo will be shipped in by train.

Hooray.

[Captain Goddammit]

Well yeah, hey, lets just be ridiculous about it. I mean, people should expect to be allowed to do all the drugs they want just because they're at Burning Man, right?

[1durphul]

Well yeah, hey, lets just be ridiculous about it. I mean, people should expect to be allowed to do all the drugs they want just because they're at Burning Man, right?

Not in 2011. There won't be any drugs, or default world vehicles.

[Snow]

Free Drugs and BBQ unicorn, count me out.

[Trishntek]

Free Drugs and BBQ unicorn, count me out.

Yeah we're with ya Snow, I prefer my unicorn roasted too.

[brcmysharona]

No drugs, just like all the other cities on the planet.

[Simon of the Playa]

The 2011 Burn will be the first Burning Man with zero drugs. All participants have agreed not to partake in even the tiniest of pot brownies, nor any other drug.

Hooray!

LOSER!!!!

[fbcota]

We can still eat all the bbq unicorns we like. Just without the drugs,... I am sure you will all take the pledge with me,...

I (your name)
promise to eat
bar bee que unicorn
with a mind only altered
by the playa dust.
No concoction of illegal origin
will imbue my body
or temp the cops
to come back to
Burning Man again.