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by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:24 pm

I wanna go to the buuuuuuuuuuuuurn!

by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:03 pm

I could really use a miracle right now.

by **Risky** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:38 pm

What do you need, Fishy?

by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:32 pm

I need a ticket for this year's burn.

I can adjust the feng shui of your toilets and bidets!

I know it's last minute, but this community is so generous [s]that I might as well take advantage of them[/s] um that I know I will find an angel.

by **Risky** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:38 pm

Let the manifestations begin promptly.

The Man burns on 2011 Sep 03

That's 30529580 seconds

That's 11 months,
19 days,
8 hours,
26 minutes and
20 seconds until the Man burns!

by **C.f.M.** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:38 pm

Do you have a massage and some raw chocolate to barter? Light some sage when you type...

by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:45 pm

No, the 2010 burn! I'm not in the right forum for the 2011 one.

by **sputnik** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:52 pm

Maybe Mister Jellyfish can build you a time machine. He's a handy fellow.

by **Da Mule** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:55 pm

I'm working on it. It involves ripping a hole in the time/space continuum, which may make it appear as if I'm dark. But I'm not, I'm lit.

by **Bounce530** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:57 pm

I suppose you'll expect early entry as well, huh? You people are all the same...get a job hippie!

by **C.f.M.** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:09 pm

Bounce530 wrote:I suppose you'll expect early entry as well, huh? You people are all the same...get a job hippie!

Beats an early Exodus, SHEESH. :roll:

by **Bounce530** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:16 pm

That depends...some ponies should have an early exodus.

by **Da Mule** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:04 pm

Bounce530 wrote:That depends...some ponies should have an early exodus.

But I don't wanna go home early. :cry:

by **Bounce530** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:20 pm

Emphasis on 'Some' (not all)

Now where's that spot behind your ear...there it is...oh yeah...

by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:16 am

Bueller?

by **ygmir** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:29 am

by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:36 am

Yeah, one of those might help. Then I could find out about the gentle Eloi-Rangers adn the cannibalistic DPWMorlocks...

by **ygmir** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:44 am

or meet Hercules.

by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:54 pm

Wow. I have found an even greater quest.
I must go back in time and kill the three Stooges.

Then I must kill Shemp, just in case.

Ah, my life now has a purpose.

by **Shambala** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:22 pm

If you're gonna kill the Stooges, make sure you do it after they finish all their fantastic episodes. I would really hate to have some of the greatest film shorts in history, to not exist because of some hormonal imbalance. By the way, you WERE at Burning Man this year. Didn't you bring a mirror? You would have seen yourself if you had one. Yet another playa miracle!

by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:09 pm

Nothing? Where's my burner family?

by **sputnik** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:19 pm

You did kill Shemp, just as he was working on that movie in 1955. Then we had to deal with the whole Fake Shemp thing. Thanks soooo much

by **Elorrum** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:21 pm

http://www.rankopedia.com/Ready-for-Tim ... h=70883915

search "time machines"

here are a few to choose from. Let us know yesterday how it works.

by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:22 pm

almost as much to bear as "Plan 9 from outerspace"..........

by **Da Mule** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 8:52 am

*sounds of hammering, sawing and drilling*

*and suddenly it is noticed that Da Mule is in the corner, very busily working, on what we know not......*

by **Shambala** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 6:11 pm

If you write haikus and poems specifically for me, I will see what I can do for you!

by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 6:27 pm

Oh Crap! Haiku! Yikes!
Dreaded autumn melody.
Sense is lost, Tuesday

by **Shambala** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:19 am

I am sorry for the delay in replying, but I have been sitting at my desk weeping over the magnificent haiku wrote especially for ME!
I will send you a ticket for the 2010 burn as well as swear to the fact that you were there. I saw you there with my own eyes--honest!

by **Da Mule** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:04 pm

Elorrum wrote:Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 10:21 pm
here are a few to choose from. Let us know yesterday how it works.

Cryptotimetraveler wrote:Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 8:27 pm
Oh Crap! Haiku! Yikes!
Dreaded autumn melody.
Sense is lost, Tuesday

she did it!!! she did it!!! Crypto went back in time. Friday or Thursday could have just as easily fit the meter, but nooooooo she went to TUESDAY!!!

by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 6:51 pm

Is that why I feel so dizzy?

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