Shave your balls NOW !!

[oneeyeddick]

If you do it now, you won't have that annoying sharp stubble, and all of the razor burn will be healed up before you leave for the Playa.

[Shambala]

Thank you OED for that timely Pubic Service Announcement.

[Trishntek]

I've shaved all pubs for many, many years,,,,, at least 10. Counterintuitive advise here: Shave WITH the nap of the hair. Do NOT shave against the grain,,,, that is how you get the bumpy skin. Just use one of those 3-blade disposables in the shower,,,, they do a great job!

[Eric]

no.

[oneeyeddick]

I tried using a nose hair trimmer for the hard to reach spots once.

[goathead]

no.

Eric, are you saying no, to oneeyeddick?

shaving with the grain?

the three blade system?

[Shambala]

no.

Eric, are you saying no, to oneeyeddick?

shaving with the grain?

the three blade system?

Eric is always such a "Debbie Downer"!
An occassional "yes" wouldn't kill you.

[Trishntek]

Laughinggg Out Loud!!!

[junglesmacks]

I've found the optimum timeline for sack grooming to expected display time to be 3 days. I've found a sweet equilibrium between razor burn healing and yet maintaining that baby soft, stubble free delight known as freshly shaved balls.

They are quite nice, ladies. *ahem*

[robotland]

A trigger-light MAPP torch works pretty well too, but you really need to rinse off the ash afterwards. It helps to stand on a mirror, but you'll never look at yourself the same way again.

[Token]

Yeah, but which one of you silky smoothe mofos is man enough to splash on some Old Spice when your done.

[C.f.M.]

no.

Agreed.

[teardropper]

Sorry for the drift. Oneeye, you a Double Edge shaver? Cool. Old Gillette's rule.

[geospyder]

TMI - trim yes, shave no!

[jkisha]

LMAO...this thread is sooo funny. (True, but funny.)

JK

[bburrito]

Nothin' says g'morn like your balls freshly shorn!

[Token]

... and yet maintaining that baby soft, stubble free delight known as freshly shaved balls.

They are quite nice, ladies. *ahem*

What kind of sack are you sporting there, Champ?

My junk is all turkey necks & gizzards. There ain't no smooth baby soft noth'n down there.

[Shambala]

[Sail Man]

Real men wax.

Then they cry like a little girl

[junglesmacks]

... and yet maintaining that baby soft, stubble free delight known as freshly shaved balls.

They are quite nice, ladies. *ahem*

What kind of sack are you sporting there, Champ?

My junk is all turkey necks & gizzards. There ain't no smooth baby soft noth'n down there.

Speak for yourself. My sack is like butter, and my farts smell like roses.

[LostinReno]

... and yet maintaining that baby soft, stubble free delight known as freshly shaved balls.

They are quite nice, ladies. *ahem*

What kind of sack are you sporting there, Champ?

My junk is all turkey necks & gizzards. There ain't no smooth baby soft noth'n down there.

Bahahahaha!

As my husband says, "My buzzard, needs his nest!"

[Token]

I really, really, really have to make it to the M&G this year to meet all you FKOs!

[LindseyRaeFace]

... and yet maintaining that baby soft, stubble free delight known as freshly shaved balls.

They are quite nice, ladies. *ahem*

What kind of sack are you sporting there, Champ?

My junk is all turkey necks & gizzards. There ain't no smooth baby soft noth'n down there.

Bahahahaha!

As my husband says, "My buzzard, needs his nest!"

Bwahaha! Thats hilarious, you can have your nest. We have an agreement that results in no Shave = No Oral... You get the idea. But once youre on the playa thats not really an option anyway, so its more about comfort. Last year I waxed (fuck THAT) Is post-shaving bad on playa?

[junglesmacks]

... and yet maintaining that baby soft, stubble free delight known as freshly shaved balls.

They are quite nice, ladies. *ahem*

What kind of sack are you sporting there, Champ?

My junk is all turkey necks & gizzards. There ain't no smooth baby soft noth'n down there.

Bahahahaha!

As my husband says, "My buzzard, needs his nest!"

Bwahaha! Thats hilarious, you can have your nest. We have an agreement that results in no Shave = No Oral... You get the idea. But once youre on the playa thats not really an option anyway, so its more about comfort. Last year I waxed (fuck THAT) Is post-shaving bad on playa?

Who under 50 doesn't shave anymore? I for one couldn't be happier that the 70s bush went out of style before I lost my virginity in the early 90s... (yes, I'm 34. Don't worry)

Gnarly!

[C.f.M.]

Who under 50 doesn't shave anymore?

Me. What a abject waste of time and money.

[junglesmacks]

Who under 50 doesn't shave anymore?

Me. What a abject waste of time and money.

As is that whole sex life thing. I hear you.

[C.f.M.]

Who under 50 doesn't shave anymore?

Me. What a abject waste of time and money.

As is that whole sex life thing. I hear you.

Can't really give a shit what you, or anybody else thinks. Also a waste of my time. And I surely haven't had any complaints - or problems with my "life."

[Eric]

Who under 50 doesn't shave anymore?

Me.

All the men I sleep with.

Quite a few women I know.

Some of us like, oh, you know, men, not pre-pubescent shaved ickiness. I'm not a priest, I don't need to fantasize about smacking a minor. Give me a bush, furry balls, hairy pits & whatever body hair you naturally do (or don't) have. I like smooth all the way to monkey, as long as its natural.

I've told some hot guys "no" when I discovered their baby-smooth areas. Told 'em to come back after puberty.

YMMV.

[theCryptofishist]

Me.
I'm a stubborn old, but not too old, fish.

[Kiro]

no.