That Tine again - Best of the ticket Trollers!!!

[mdmf007]

Post the best ticket trollers here.

I like the Special Ed teachers that get indignant a couple of posts into their thread...

[ygmir]

I wonder if Laughing Forest will try again?

[AntiM]

At first I thought, hey they're employed, that makes them relatively rich compared to those who can't go at all. Then I realized how many teachers are facing lay-offs, perhaps this is their last hurrah before unemployment kicks in.

But while $450 isn't overly realistic, for an extra $50, they can pick up a pair of tickets with patience and keeping a sharp eye on this forum.

I'm beginning to think I'm rich. I know many of the Utah burners couldn't go without their fire performer or ranger tickets. Seems as though there's a lot of unemployed folks right now, or perhaps I know them all.

[goathead]

The girl last year who wanted to model for her ticket last year was fun.

[Fire_Moose]

The "Eat bacon off my vagina flaps" is good.

[Marscrumbs]

The "Eat bacon off my vagina flaps" is good.

Two great treats together at last.

[jkisha]

The "Eat bacon off my vagina flaps" is good.

Two great treats together at last.

LOL I thought grilled cheese with bacon were two great treats together.

JK

[Token]

Next year I'm thinking of buying 8 tier 1 tickets.

I have 4 people in the household and can set up 4 computers with unique IP addresses (cable, dsl, iPad & iPhone).

This will be my bm savings fund.

Then I can sell them off one by one and torture the cheap bastard hippies.

I'd call it my Radical Panhandling Honeypot (tm).

Oh the fun I could have

[ygmir]

Next year I'm thinking of buying 8 tier 1 tickets.

I have 4 people in the household and can set up 4 computers with unique IP addresses (cable, dsl, iPad & iPhone).

This will be my bm savings fund.

Then I can sell them off one by one and torture the cheap bastard hippies.

I'd call it my Radical Panhandling Honeypot (tm).

Oh the fun I could have

maybe set up a "panhandling glory hole" and award based on perfomance?

[Token]

Good thinking!

[Eric]

"help us get to our wedding, which we completely planned out except for the actual getting tickets part...."

[shroom]

I'm amazed at how many people are posting this week to sell tickets. It reminds me of the people who stand outside of a concert as you're going in. Not many people head to a show without a ticket.

[Elorrum]

I liked the organic seeds for tickets

[Token]

Couple kids from Reno offering to write checks for two lower tier tickets.

Classic!

[Oubliet]

Not many people go to a show without a ticket.

However, BM has had a lot of very giving people help people over and far beyond what can normally be expected, and....

this has resulted in a lot more people deciding to ramp up the expectation meter and ask lots of anonymous strangers for a handout. The amount of entitlement roars high during right before the event.

This seems a lot less like "gifting" and a lot more more like "begging".

[Captain Goddammit]

I liked the organic seeds for tickets

Oh man I'd forgotten that one! That was the best ever!

[theCryptofishist]

Not many people go to a show without a ticket.

Excuse me? Plenty of people go to shows without tickets, hoping to get one at the box office or to buy someone else's extra. Heck, some shows have "Standing Room" which isn't even sold until an hour or so before curtain time. All sorts of things are done by taking the leap and seeing if there's an opening to make it work, rather than getting the ducks in a row. It's the quality of how you ask for a ticket that makes you a "ticket troller" not the act of asking.