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by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 10:00 am

and boy is he pissed.

by **orangepeelmoses** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:03 pm

Black Rock out with your cock out

Opm

by **falcon451** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 11:19 pm

I've always loved this one, posted by Gyre on 9-28-08

[i]"I was bored and I had some propane left"
(meaning 400-500 lbs)

What a girl said to me late one night, after setting off a fuel air explosion over our camp with no notice.

That actually made sense to me.[/i]

by **FjordLynn** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:49 pm

Burning Man is a mirror: if an ape looks in, a Quetzalcoatl is hardly likely to look out.

by **alt12** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:44 pm

this was overheard on the outer playa. middle aged man talking into a satellite phone.... no joke:

"Yes, Daddy's having a great time on his camping trip. Now please hand the phone over to mommy so I can wish her a happy birthday"

by **Brooks_DallasTX** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:20 am

Clar-i-ty wrote:One more, said by my then 8 year old son on camera for the Beyond Blackrock movie-

Question: What is Burning Man?

Answer: It's a glowing man, made of sticks

If only I could see and live life with this simplicity and clarity.

by **darren y** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:24 pm

my favorite is to greet people as they are arriving "the burn was cancelled, don't even bother to unpack"
the looks of disbelief are priceless

by **scottgeller** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:53 pm

I just took WHAT??? :evil:

by **Dr Jet Sinister** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:36 pm

"Burners are like a bunch of 8yr olds with credit cards that no one ever says 'no' to." -Major Mallet explaining how it works to a couple of newbie campmates.

"Give it a rest hippie! It was just a fucking rainbow!"

"The burn was last week. You missed it." -guy on a bicycle passing us when we were arriving early

"Scale back?! Nobody scales back for burning man."

by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:39 pm

Dr Jet Sinister wrote:"Burners are like a bunch of 8yr olds with credit cards that no one ever says 'no' to." -Major Mallet explaining how it works to a couple of newbie campmates.

May;be we should be collecting Malletisms into a little book for the village...

by **Dr Jet Sinister** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:50 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Dr Jet Sinister wrote:"Burners are like a bunch of 8yr olds with credit cards that no one ever says 'no' to." -Major Mallet explaining how it works to a couple of newbie campmates.

May;be we should be collecting Malletisms into a little book for the village...

It needs to be a video collage. There's just no way to convey the brilliance and timing of The Mallet in print.

by **stroppy** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:41 am

Come for the nookie, stay for the bacon.

by **stephgreenwill** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:48 pm

The Playa will provide.

by **hollywallydoodle** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:07 am

â€œaww...i have playa footâ€

by **bambos07** » Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:38 pm

"burn the candle at both ends and your light will be twice as bright..."

"It will all be all-right in the end. If it's not all right, it's not the end" (said to me halfway through a crazy shroom experience)

"Face paint is the opiate of the masses"

by **playabike** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:46 pm

"I heard Daft Punk is playing at 1130 and D after the man burns."

by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 7:32 am

"Nine Inch Nails is playing at Opulent during the Temple burn"

by **Janet Planet** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:44 pm

A bad lookin' dude in a black leather thong codpiece and black armbands with spikes, whose bike fell over and knocked down a row of parked bikes:
"Oh, my goodness!"

by **googbox** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:50 pm

From the looks of the inside of my tent- I had a fun night!

by **Zeebs** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:54 pm

"Everything is *especially* on acid."

by **knowmad** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:16 pm

I haven't Scene this mutch new stuff since I was 3!

Crap! I'm gonna have to describe all this.

oh, you're right, it is full of Stars. (A voice in the loo next to me)

by **itssunnyv** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 4:37 pm

'Safety Third'

'You're doing it wrong'

by **badbad bear** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:35 am

"hey! moop is not a gift!"

by **kiki.enfuego** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:49 pm

That was my camp and my potluck contribution. Indeed the plate was clearly labeled "medicinal".

Follow-up - He passed the piss test and is now working as a contractor in Afghanistan...

[quote="Remark"]couple years ago at a wonderful camp potluck...

"Fuck! Fuck! you're kidding me, right? I have to take a fuckin' piss test for the army when I get back....Fuck!"

(side note: everything was labeled very well)[/quote]

by **K-mom** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:33 pm

"Oh Crap! I left my soul mate in my other pants!"

by **geekster** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 9:15 pm

"Some guy in a tutu with three day's growth beat me up. He jumped on a giant duck and took off".

I could happen.

by **gladeye** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 8:51 am

"Hey, don't piss on my truck and don't tell me which drugs to take!"

"Leave him alone. He knows what he's doing."

"Would I look like this if I was a cop?"

by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:17 am

"Where the fuck do they find you people?"

by **serenater** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:38 pm

"Go right it's the only way left."

by **gerlachedNloaded** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:47 am

"fuck this storm. Blowfish promised you a goddamn party and that's what we're gonna do, cause I said so".

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