Black Rock Municipal Court

[BRMC]

What's the penalty for yum-yucking?

Sorry Ugly Dougly, I missed this question earlier.

Yum-yucking might be a tough one because the motivation of the yum-yucker will have to come into question. Was the yum-yucking aggressive or was it in the spirit of humor and good times. We'll probably have to resolve this on a case by case basis. If you have any suggestins as to guidlines regarding yum-yucking please let us know so we can take them into consideration.

[BRMC]

Leg wrestling after Wednesday is PROHIBITED.

Punishable by BRMC law

[geekster]

I understand that Black Rock Parking Enforcement will be back again this year.

I suppose they will have fun with "Camp Go Around" this year. Camp Go Around is placed in the middle of B someplace. Oh, wait that's parking enforcement, not traffic control, never mind.

[Ugly Dougly]

What's the penalty for yum-yucking?

Sorry Ugly Dougly, I missed this question earlier. ...

Don't worry, clemency granted for first offence.

[BRMC]

What's the penalty for yum-yucking?

Sorry Ugly Dougly, I missed this question earlier. ...

Don't worry, clemency granted for first offence.

Angling for a judge position Dougly? Your level head and patience just might be rewarded.

[BRMC]

Leg wrestling after Wednesday is PROHIBITED.

Punishable by BRMC law

I've been asked for some clarification on this one. Basically it's an air pollution ordinance that came into fruition when two girls were leg wrestling at camp on a Thursday. Camp was cleared out by their actions and we decided that Thursday was too late in the week for that type of activity. This ordinance will be equally enforced for both men and women.

[Finnegan]

I think I would make a fine, impartial Judge, Citizen.

[ygmir]

I'll stand up for Finnegan!!!

[BRMC]

I think I would make a fine, impartial Judge, Citizen.

Perfect. We encourage the citizens to participate as much as possible. Getting a rec from ygmir doesn't hurt either

[Finnegan]

Great! Can I hold Court at the Booby Bar?

[Ugly Dougly]

What's the penalty for yum-yucking?

Sorry Ugly Dougly, I missed this question earlier. ...

Don't worry, clemency granted for first offence.

Angling for a judge position Dougly? Your level head and patience just might be rewarded.

What the fuck? What are you talking about????
O god, I guess I just blew it.

Bastinado!

[BRMC]

Great! Can I hold Court at the Booby Bar?

This is probably one of the best ideas yet, easily top 5. BRAVO!!!!!
This of course is only my opinion but your suggestion will be taken to comittee for discussion. What type of violations do you expect to find at the Booby Bar and do you have any thoughts as far as retribution is concerned?

[dragonfly Jafe]

...is not Boobie Bar to be judged, I think. Rather, to hold court for the Judging of others...and a fine Court it would make (already being a Civic Events Center of sorts with hosting the B.E.D.)

In Apokiliptika, there is no Judging. Just punishments. And Doom. Lots of Doom.

However, the Raiders, M.A.S.H. 4207, & Sex Filth Avenue.....

[Bay Bridge Sue]

...is not Boobie Bar to be judged, I think. Rather, to hold court for the Judging of others...and a fine Court it would make (already being a Civic Events Center of sorts with hosting the B.E.D.)

In Apokiliptika, there is no Judging. Just punishments. And Doom. Lots of Doom.

However, the Raiders, M.A.S.H. 4207, & Sex Filth Avenue.....

You keep stacking up stuff in the bbar, you're gonna need a 3rd boob...

Judge... (Booby Bar)
Jury... (Raiders and Herrings)
Executioner (Apokiliptika)...

Funding for this message has been provided by the Black Rock Annihilation Coalition, the Joseph and Nadezhda Stalin mistrust, a grant from the Lavrentiy Beria Foundation for Truth Discovery, and the Doom Council. This is NPR - Nihilist Proletariat Radio.

[ygmir]

Great! Can I hold Court at the Booby Bar?

This is probably one of the best ideas yet, easily top 5. BRAVO!!!!!
This of course is only my opinion but your suggestion will be taken to comittee for discussion. What type of violations do you expect to find at the Booby Bar and do you have any thoughts as far as retribution is concerned?

*notes photo of Finnegan, on wall, for the BoobyBar*

[Finnegan]

Dusting off my hangin' hat.. The best frontier justice a burner can "buy".

[C187]

Dusting off my hangin' hat.. The best frontier justice a burner can "buy".

But.. But.. that hat will mess up your hair!

And all good court room chasing lawyers must have the hair!

Now whats this I hear about representing the ladies of Boobie Bar?

[BRMC]

What's the penalty for yum-yucking?

Sorry Ugly Dougly, I missed this question earlier. ...

Don't worry, clemency granted for first offence.

Angling for a judge position Dougly? Your level head and patience just might be rewarded.

What the fuck? What are you talking about????
O god, I guess I just blew it.

Bastinado!

Yeah, may have screwed yourself here Dougly.

[BRMC]

...is not Boobie Bar to be judged, I think. Rather, to hold court for the Judging of others...and a fine Court it would make (already being a Civic Events Center of sorts with hosting the B.E.D.)

Exactly.

[thisisthatwhichis]

I really like where this is going......

[Finnegan]

Me too! Summary judgments and unusual punishments for the randomly-targeted!

Court will recess for a quick drink..

[ygmir]

hhhhmmmmm
summary judgment, unusual punishment(?), and a drink............
"random target" well......


good call, Judge Finnegan!!




Bailiff.......

[EspressoDude]

they don't quite look like BBSue, but the leering grin is the same

[Dr Jet Sinister]

Judge... (Booby Bar)
Jury... (Raiders and Herrings)
Executioner (Apokiliptika)...

Got that a little mixed up there BBS, the Raiders are executioners. The Apok group tortures for information, correct? That sounds more like the lawyers in a trial.
We prefer using their body parts and skin for wall decorations, without caring about innocence or guilt.

[theCryptofishist]

I have this horrible feeling that just like Socrates I'll be ostracized from my very own camp.

[ygmir]

I have this horrible feeling that just like Socrates I'll be ostracized from my very own camp.

hahaha,.. as if........
I can see you as incarnate:

[FIGJAM]

Ill only go to court if Judge McKeister is on the bench.



(Hows my butt look.)

[Simon of the Playa]

*Inconsiderate Sound Producers take special note: You will now be held accountable for your noise pollution. Overloading blown speakers and blasting shit music will at the very least earn you a RED mark on our large 'Playa Sound Guide’ map. Citizens are encouraged to report sound violators so that our guide map is up to date. An up to date guide will fore-warn other burners of the areas that are non-conducive to a pleasurable listening experience. These areas should be avoided if at all possible and or guide is your key.

who died and appointed you AESTHETIC CENSOR?

fuck you, we will bribe, cajole, and use the powerful YaMuzaka(tm) Crime syndicate to foil your attempt at a New Playa Order.

if Oooontz Oooontz is outlawed, then only Outlaws will Oooontz Oooontz.



I guess I'm a criminal then....


you'll never take us alive, and prepare for a FARC
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolution ... f_Colombia
like response to your feeble attempts at suppressing the shimmer-shineys the Day-Glo Masses as well as the Cult of the DJ...


we will dance, and you cannot stop us.

we have inter-playa glitter bombs that will assure mutual playa scabies if we are at all provoked.

so all of you folkies, phish noodlers, and jerry-suckers beware, we have ways of making you shake your booty.

ps. the last thirty seconds of this video is to like syrup to naked pancake...
it makes it complete.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2Kuva29Yyg[/youtube]

[Finnegan]

You're only making it worse for yourself, Son.

[Simon of the Playa]

thats what they said to fidel, too.


last check, fidel is still standing.


most of those other motherfuckers are 6 feet under.


the longest "fuck you" in history.


Cubans are nothing if not Stubborn as the goat they made Presidente for life.


even though i am only half as ornery as a normal cuban, you really are no match for our guerrillas.

Green Guerrillas who will Do your Lab while Opulent Temple Fighters Root out the Would be Tyrants and their evil, olive drab minions.