Your Best Burning Man quotes please...
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Your Best Burning Man quotes please...
by RevDusty » Fri May 21, 2010 11:07 pm
...for inclusion in a large art installation on the playa this year. The quotes will not be the main focus of the installation, but will provide some added fun for the participants. Bring 'em on!
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by masho » Sat May 22, 2010 9:14 am
"Hi, I'm looking for my soul mate, she's supposed to be around here somewhere. Is there a "Venus" camping around here?"
"As a matter of fact there is! There's one camping over there and over there and a couple more that way"
"As a matter of fact there is! There's one camping over there and over there and a couple more that way"
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by Simon of the Playa » Sat May 22, 2010 10:01 am
"CAN'T SLEEP, CLOWNS WILL EAT ME !!!"
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by illy dilly » Sat May 22, 2010 11:40 am
Person 1: "Wait, what was that?"
Person 2: "O Thank god, you saw it too"
Person 1: "But what was it?"
Person 2: "I don't care, I'm just glad someone else saw it too"
Person 2: "O Thank god, you saw it too"
Person 1: "But what was it?"
Person 2: "I don't care, I'm just glad someone else saw it too"
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
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by VeganChoirGirl » Sat May 22, 2010 11:43 am
Joe "Kaitlyn say's I have to ask before I touch you...can I touch you?"
Earth Mover "...."
Joe, "It didn't answer..."
Kaitlyn, "Joe, I don't think it ever will..."
Earth Mover "...."
Joe, "It didn't answer..."
Kaitlyn, "Joe, I don't think it ever will..."
Finally moving to SF...can't WAIT!
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by scotto » Sat May 22, 2010 5:35 pm
'Burning Man will change your life...You just do not know how yet'
'Everything you take to Burning Man including yourself will never be the same'
'You can vacation in say Jamaica and see things that millions have seen before you and millions will see after you...Or you can trek yourself & stuff to BRC and see things that will only be available for one week to see'
'Everything you take to Burning Man including yourself will never be the same'
'You can vacation in say Jamaica and see things that millions have seen before you and millions will see after you...Or you can trek yourself & stuff to BRC and see things that will only be available for one week to see'
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by motskyroonmatick » Sat May 22, 2010 10:21 pm
What's that guy dong with his left hand? 
Stag Camp 6, 2012. Black Rock City Welding and Repair. Potty Project team member.
When you pass the 4th "bridge out!" sign; the flaming death is all yours.-Knowmad-
When you pass the 4th "bridge out!" sign; the flaming death is all yours.-Knowmad-
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by BRC Fairy Godmother » Sun May 23, 2010 8:36 am
1 - Was I the only one who saw that??!!??
2 - I shouldn't have eaten all those 'shrooms!
3 - I don't think I've ever been that high...
4 - Where in the hell are the porta-johns?????
5 - Does it ever end?!!?
6 - I swear to God, man, somebody put a sticker on my dick. A happy face, dammit!
2 - I shouldn't have eaten all those 'shrooms!
3 - I don't think I've ever been that high...
4 - Where in the hell are the porta-johns?????
5 - Does it ever end?!!?
6 - I swear to God, man, somebody put a sticker on my dick. A happy face, dammit!
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by Fire_Moose » Mon May 24, 2010 8:18 am
"Fuck the bitches. Love the babes"
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"There is no limit to what a man can do so long as he does not care a straw who gets the credit for it.â€
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by Ugly Dougly » Mon May 24, 2010 9:42 am
mdmf007 wrote:ibdave wrote:Where else can you watch a girl go poo in a bucket...
You could always be this girl...
She has a nice butt.
Ah, I got a thing about lady zoo keepers.
She's just doing her job...The Alps fill the mind with an agreeable kind of horror.
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by Fire_Moose » Mon May 24, 2010 10:04 am
"There is dirt is this cup..."
"Oh here, let me fix that for you"
/takes cup
/drinks cup
"Oh here, let me fix that for you"
/takes cup
/drinks cup
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"There is no limit to what a man can do so long as he does not care a straw who gets the credit for it.â€
2K9 Camp Envy
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"There is no limit to what a man can do so long as he does not care a straw who gets the credit for it.â€
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by flatlander13 » Tue May 25, 2010 8:14 am
(While making fun of the people camping across from us)(Said in a silly British accent)
“I’m going to sit on this bucket and take a great big dumb.â€
“I’m going to sit on this bucket and take a great big dumb.â€
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by Sail Man » Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 am
"We will burn no Man before his time"
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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by Ugly Dougly » Tue May 25, 2010 1:48 pm
"It was already burning when we got here."
"Are you a cop?"
"I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
"Are you a cop?"
"I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
The Alps fill the mind with an agreeable kind of horror.
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by Bounce530 » Tue May 25, 2010 1:59 pm
"You're doing it WRONG!"
"Free gas. Bring your vehicle to the man at noon on Saturday, there will be a tanker truck that will fill you up with unleaded." -heard a few times on BMIR in '08.
"Mustache!"
"Ding Ding"
"Free gas. Bring your vehicle to the man at noon on Saturday, there will be a tanker truck that will fill you up with unleaded." -heard a few times on BMIR in '08.
"Mustache!"
"Ding Ding"
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by gidget » Tue May 25, 2010 6:49 pm
"Get off my lawn!"
"Who ashed in my beer?"
"Blinky-blinky flashy-flashy"
"Who put drugs in my drugs?!?"
"Goddamn it I have to pee... again!"
"This camp sucks! Whose shitty theme camp is this?!? Oh wait... it's our camp...."
"Who ashed in my beer?"
"Blinky-blinky flashy-flashy"
"Who put drugs in my drugs?!?"
"Goddamn it I have to pee... again!"
"This camp sucks! Whose shitty theme camp is this?!? Oh wait... it's our camp...."
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by Ugly Dougly » Wed May 26, 2010 10:38 am
"Hippie shower!"
"Meet me by the trash fence."
"Meet me by the trash fence."
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by Savannah » Wed May 26, 2010 11:31 am
From late in the week, 2001:
*ear-splitting shriek from campmate's tent*
Me: "Oh my god, what?"
Her: "THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY HAIR."
Me: (picturing a stowaway insect): "What is it?!?"
Her: (laughing) "Sand!"
I miss that girl.
*ear-splitting shriek from campmate's tent*
Me: "Oh my god, what?"
Her: "THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY HAIR."
Me: (picturing a stowaway insect): "What is it?!?"
Her: (laughing) "Sand!"
I miss that girl.
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by BRC Fairy Godmother » Wed May 26, 2010 12:11 pm
Get a fucking door!
Stupid rocket...
Stupid rocket...
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