It takes a Bomb squad to remove a Buttplug

[oneeyeddick]

Good to see taxpayer's money well spent.

http://cbs13.com/local/chp.sex.toy.2.1675407.html

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SOUTH LAKE TAHOE, Calif. (CBS13) ―

A California Highway Patrol substation in South Lake Tahoe was evacuated for hours over concerns that a man's personal sex toy may have actually been an explosive device.

Authorities said CHP officers pulled over 60-year-old Steven Ferrini on Highway 89 for a traffic violation and found methamphetamine and drug paraphernalia in his possession.

While searching Ferrini, authorities found him carrying a device with an on/off switch and a wire disappearing into his pants. When officers asked him about it, Ferrini told them it was a personal sex toy.

Ferrini was brought back to the CHP station with the device still inserted, and when he began telling officers about his knowledge of explosives, authorities began questioning the nature of the device.

The CHP office was evacuated as a precaution while the El Dorado County Sheriff's explosives team responded to the scene.

Explosives experts extracted the device from Ferrini and confirmed it was a sex toy and not dangerous.

Ferrini was arrested and booked on drug charges -- authorities said the sex toy wasn't illegal.

[Ugly Dougly]

At least we're safe now.

[shroom]

Those had to be the dumbest cops on the planet to not know it was a sex toy.

[Ugly Dougly]

Drop the BUTT PLUG sir! And step away from the car!

[Bounce530]

Classic O&A phone pank
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGl6MY24mRI[/youtube]

[Shambala]

Those had to be the dumbest cops on the planet to not know it was a sex toy.

Oh my dear shroom, you may not have dealt with many cops. This is FAR from the dumbest out there! In fact, these may be a bit toward the smarter side!

[Ugly Dougly]

An electrical buttplug? Maybe a cockring? Ya think?

[shroom]

Those had to be the dumbest cops on the planet to not know it was a sex toy.

Oh my dear shroom, you may not have dealt with many cops. This is FAR from the dumbest out there! In fact, these may be a bit toward the smarter side!

lol!

[Thecatman]

Is there a police video to along with that?

[Trishntek]

An electrical buttplug? Maybe a cockring? Ya think?

we have a couple of 'em you can try on the playa Dougly! in fact we are offering some as prizes too!

PS: we can do the cockring too!

PSS: we electrify just about anything you wish!

[oneeyeddick]

I wonder what they used to remove the buttplug with ?

[Shambala]

I wonder what they used to remove the buttplug with ?

[ygmir]

[oneeyeddick]

I wonder if he finally "came" when the nice officers jerked that thing out of his bunghole ?

[Shambala]

This thread dropped down to the bottom of the page, and before it fades to page 2, I was wondering if anyone recalls the story of the guy using the toilet at Home Depot a few years back?

It seems, he put some sort of permanent glue on the seat before sitting his fat ass down on it, and then had to call for paramedics to remove the seat and take him to get his fat ass removed from the glued seat. He claimed he didn't see the glue there, but a check of his background showed that that this same incident happened to him before. Some people like the attention and exposing themselves like that.

I'm not sure about others, but before I sit myself down on a public toilet, I always look to see if the guy before me peed on the seat and wipe it down. Glue on the seat would look the same as pee. Who would sit on a wet seat?

Sorry for the drift. Back to the police officer and the butt plug!

[AntiM]

Police Officer and The Buttplug? Is that a new Fox show?

[ygmir]

This thread dropped down to the bottom of the page, and before it fades to page 2, I was wondering if anyone recalls the story of the guy using the toilet at Home Depot a few years back?

It seems, he put some sort of permanent glue on the seat before sitting his fat ass down on it, and then had to call for paramedics to remove the seat and take him to get his fat ass removed from the glued seat. He claimed he didn't see the glue there, but a check of his background showed that that this same incident happened to him before. Some people like the attention and exposing themselves like that.

I'm not sure about others, but before I sit myself down on a public toilet, I always look to see if the guy before me peed on the seat and wipe it down. Glue on the seat would look the same as pee. Who would sit on a wet seat?

Sorry for the drift. Back to the police officer and the butt plug!

why do I have this vision of Shambala, in this vid?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYoeu0h45kk[/youtube]

[AntiM]

The everlasting, ubiquitous Baby Jesus Buttplug:

http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.php

[Shambala]

Police Officer and The Buttplug? Is that a new Fox show?

Police Officer and the Butt Plug=Fair and Balanced

[ygmir]

there are times, AntiM..........I can't decide whether to adore, or worship, you.............

[Shambala]

ygmir, why choose? We can both worship AND adore her!

[ygmir]

*takes place among crowd*

so true, Shambala, so true..........

[AntiM]

Ah, my people.

Wait a minute. My people are on the buttplug thread? Nevermind.

[Ugly Dougly]

Some people like the attention and exposing themselves like that.

I feel so... normal now. Eww.

[Ugly Dougly]

*takes place among crowd*

so true, Shambala, so true..........

They can't ALL be wearing buttplugs? I miss all the fun parties.

[Ranger Genius]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUhtv2XOolU[/youtube]

[AntiM]

That never gets old, no matter how many times I listen to it.

[Shambala]

*takes place among crowd*

so true, Shambala, so true..........

Just look at the expressions on their faces. They ALL have butt plugs!

[AntiM]

... except the anal bead freak in the back.

[Ugly Dougly]

That never gets old, no matter how many times I listen to it.

Suspect he was calling at the wrong store.