space station Fuckoff wrote:fucking dirty old men should be dragged out by their toes the ones who pray on loved up little candy kids, also the date rape drug dudes should be crtuicified with reebar and then set on fire... so we can eat popcorn and smell burning flesh of course
I was hoping to keep this topic to the fun light mockery of sex laws, you know law like the Missionary Position law. BM is well covered by law forbidding sex with minors and date rape drugging.
But since you brought it up, lets add some to protect our citizens from expoitative trolls here on eplaya as well as on the real playa.
Law 101: Any parent found coersing a minor to lie about their age to entrap a adult citizen of Burning Man to defame the individual or BM will be have the minor removed from their care for ever. Then stripped nake and tied to the playa for the whole week face up.
Law 102: Any individual falsely accusing and/or filing charges involving drug raping or the involuntary use of drugs to defame and slander a citizen and/or the BMorg shall be buried up to the neck and left there on the playa to be covered by the spring flood!
Law 102.22: Any person or Any federal, state or local law enforcement that willing withhelds information of coersive or entrapment involving a minor will be forever stripped of their titles and will have their balls made into Rocky Mountain Oysters and fed to the DPW.
law 3433.4: Any person wearing a costume, such as a clown or santa suit, to lure a child or an adult and commits a crime, shall be skinned and be fed to Hogs.
In other words if you don't have an intelligent funny sex law, troll, then get the fuck out of here!
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