favorite playa utterances

[TomServo]

undercover male cop on bike: "do you know where i can find some barbiturates?" me: "no, but we're doing heroin later." undercover male cop: "really?" me: "yep, right after the child porn theatre." cop rides away.

That. Is. Amazing.

High five.

How did I miss that?! Heehee...fucking brilliant!

[Oreally?]

Will someone f*((& me and make this hair legit!

[TomServo]

Black Rock Gazzette: Man fails at flying attempt

[Simon of the Playa]

One of the top ten highlights of 2009, without a doubt.


situation : Girl with megaphone....Screaming

Quote....."LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!"

Location, Esplanade & Tenth


Reaction: Crowd turns to look.

Girl with megaphone demurely whispers into bullhorn:

"Thank you"

[failblog]

Quote....."LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!"

now... THAT is burning man

[Simon of the Playa]

likes moths...

i cannot blame them, i have seen the flame.

[PavementBlues]

Quote....."LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!"

now... THAT is burning man

Dammit, stop saying stuff like that! I'm TRYING to be in denial here.

[ygmir]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gIztqPlJ3w[/youtube]

[pinemom]

It's the best place in the world to not fit in.

By Ellorum...had to drag this one over here!
Priceless!

[Mister Jellyfish Mister]

Quote....."LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!"

now... THAT is burning man

Dammit, stop saying stuff like that! I'm TRYING to be in denial here.

Love love love that one!

[Ugly Dougly]

"Hey watch this!"
-followed by the sound of the medi-vac helicopter.

[Mister Jellyfish Mister]

"Hey watch this!"
-followed by the sound of the medi-vac helicopter.

Paraphrasing Steven Wright:
"Buckle your seat belt. I saw this in a cartoon once and I'm pretty sure I can do it...".

[Mister Jellyfish Mister]

One of my favorites, that I use all the time is in response to conversations that get inappropriately deep as somebody starts to drag them toward their own agenda and rhetoric.

For example if they start saying stuff like: "... Yes but the internal goddess within praises us all for our being and such-ness, knowing that the third unicorn of winged virtue is..."

My interruptive response is "I like puppies". Try it! When they look at you like a cuckoo bird just popped out of your forehead, press on with "I like puppies. I'll bet if I had a puppy in my hands now I would hold it, and pet it, and love it. I like puppies".

I don't get invited back to lots of "spiritual" parties.

[theCryptofishist]

Have you ever tried the "turtles" variant?

[Mister Jellyfish Mister]

Have you ever tried the "turtles" variant?

Not yet. Will you beta test it for us?

[oneeyeddick]

Shifting the coversation by showing them the picture of my flamethrowing penis in my wallet usually does the trick for me.

[ygmir]

I know it made me hot.................well, that, and, your girlfriend............I'm sure it was the pic, though...........

[madmatt]

[ygmir]

nice MM.........who said that?

*noting Runes in the pics, is that on purpose?*

[madmatt]

nice MM.........who said that?

*noting Runes in the pics, is that on purpose?*

http://www.escapemotions.com/experiment ... x.html#top
This amazing artist Peter Blaskovic.

[theCryptofishist]

Have you ever tried the "turtles" variant?

Not yet. Will you beta test it for us?

It's a tried and true stratagem.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y&feature=related[/youtube]

[Victorian]

One of my favorites, that I use all the time is in response to conversations that get inappropriately deep as somebody starts to drag them toward their own agenda and rhetoric.

For example if they start saying stuff like: "... Yes but the internal goddess within praises us all for our being and such-ness, knowing that the third unicorn of winged virtue is..."

My interruptive response is "I like puppies". Try it! When they look at you like a cuckoo bird just popped out of your forehead, press on with "I like puppies. I'll bet if I had a puppy in my hands now I would hold it, and pet it, and love it. I like puppies".

I don't get invited back to lots of "spiritual" parties.

Not to be advertising or anything, but the cartoon invader zim...

The little robot character gir has been known for quoting "YOUR HEAD SMELLS LIKE A PUPPY"...

More fitting for being out on the playa for a few days.

Mister Jellyfish. I like you.

[Blurt]

"Namaste, motherf**ker"

I think he was reading it from a bumper-sticker, but nonetheless, I have taken it fully to heart and it is my mantra.

[ragabashpup]

Person A: "Orgasm"
Person B: "I'm Coming"
This was shouted all over TC in 08. Still makes me giggle when someone says the word orgasm.

[Simon of the Playa]

One of my favorites, that I use all the time is in response to conversations that get inappropriately deep as somebody starts to drag them toward their own agenda and rhetoric.

For example if they start saying stuff like: "... Yes but the internal goddess within praises us all for our being and such-ness, knowing that the third unicorn of winged virtue is..."

My interruptive response is "I like puppies". Try it! When they look at you like a cuckoo bird just popped out of your forehead, press on with "I like puppies. I'll bet if I had a puppy in my hands now I would hold it, and pet it, and love it. I like puppies".

I don't get invited back to lots of "spiritual" parties.

i love lamp.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VGM_jAzPj8[/youtube]

[ygmir]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeaPKuiyPK0&feature=related[/youtube]

[TomServo]

"I HAVE THE MEGAPHONE! I'M IN CONTROL!"

[Ugly Dougly]

When they look at you like a cuckoo bird just popped out of your forehead...

He-he.

[TomServo]

"Matching socks? What fun is that?"

[Roberto Dobbisano]

"you had better finish all of your drugs tonight honey, and we are NOT taking acid on the plane this time, you remember what happened last year."