by oscillator » Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:33 pm
A field report: Operation Yule Storm
In years past, Santa’s Little Secret Service has provided security for San Francisco’s Santacon. However in the Fall of 2009, Santa’s Little Intelligence Service Team (LIST) detected alarming signal intelligence from Santa’s enemies indicating an extreme security risk to the Santa during his annual visit to San Francisco. Following standard North Pole protocol for situations of extreme danger, the Bureau of Special Christmas Operations handed over security responsibilities to Santa’s Defense Forces.
The orders for Operation Yule Storm:
* Ensure Christmas Certainty
* Provide escort and close protection detail for the Santa and other North Pole High Value Persons
* Liaise as needed with local officials and tribal leaders
* engage in “hearts and mindsâ€