MWAAHAHAH!! Loving this thread!
Elliot you have a devious side to you. Dang you could pedal up Everest with the gearing on that creation.
OK, howabout a bike with the headset/handlebars welded to straight-ahead? Any attempt to ride would swiftly end up with bike and rider on its side...there would be no way to balance the thing while pedaling.
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