Reno we need Room to build an ART CAR

[White Rabbit]

Hey guys and gals,

White Rabbit here with the issue i usually have -No Space- We have resources and a huge art car, we just need room to build. Any body with land and an urge to help will be rewarded with new friends and the opportunity to ride around Black Rock City on the top of an amazing work of art!

[theCryptofishist]

Ah, but no rent.


Okay.

[ygmir]

the line forms to the rear......

[oneeyeddick]

Hey guys and gals,

White Rabbit here with the issue i usually have -No Space- We have resources and a huge art car, we just need room to build. Any body with land and an urge to help will be rewarded with new friends and the opportunity to ride around Black Rock City on the top of an amazing work of art!

Not only do you want to use my land, but you want to make me help and you are going to pay me with your friendship ????


............well...... at least I know that you won't need to use my shower.

[White Rabbit]

I dont need help with man power, parts or money. We need space because of the fact that we cannot build or work on anything in a storage facility because of insurance reasons. If access to an art car with a 70,000watt sound system, naked fire spinning hotties and amazing dj's from around the world is not enough payment for a little time on a piece of mother earth than yes, we can pay you some rent, but it will make our relationship one of business instead of friendship.

[duffdog]

Not only do you want to use my land, but you want to make me help and you are going to pay me with your friendship ????


............well...... at least I know that you won't need to use my shower.

Think of it another way: Many males go to burning man with the intention of trying to attract a hot, naked cutie to hang out with them. One thing that Ellipsis does not lack is a large selection of super hot girls. So, you provide the area to build our art car and we provide a large selection of hot college girls from which you may choose.

Financially speaking, its a great deal!

You didn't really think that our art car was so popular because of its wonderful artistic renderings of Disney characters did you?

[dragonfly Jafe]

[...So, you provide the area to build our art car and we provide a large selection of hot college girls from which you may choose.

Financially speaking, its a great deal!

I understand what you are trying to do here and wish you luck, but there is so much wrong with these statements you may want to rephrase your pitch.

[theCryptofishist]

I understand that prostitution is legal in Nevada, but I thought that you had to be in counties with lower populations. Also, I had not heard that pimping was legal.





And I just gotta wonder if they haven't killed all possibility with middle aged divorced women who got to keep the property letting you any where near their land.

[ygmir]

yeah,
like there's any chance in hell that if I let you use my land, some hot college girl is gonna boink me.........

hahahahaaha

nice offer, though.........

I do have land northeast of Winnemucca, but, it'd be to far from BRC.........

[White Rabbit]

If your not going to help out, why comment? If your such a negative person that all you do is surf forums and post opinions, continue, but it begs to be asked, why? It is an awesome thing when as a community we band together and create things any one of us cannot do on our own. We will find a place and we will accomplish our goals with or with out you, but wtf why not be a part of something amazing.

[duffdog]

[...So, you provide the area to build our art car and we provide a large selection of hot college girls from which you may choose.

Financially speaking, its a great deal!

I understand what you are trying to do here and wish you luck, but there is so much wrong with these statements you may want to rephrase your pitch.

LOL! obviously you don't understand what I am trying to do. There was no offer of prostitution or escorting. The choosing of the girls was merely a sarcastic reference to the fact that many of our friends are very attractive females. By helping out with our art car, one has the opportunity to meet and hang out with them-- I find it odd that people automatically assumed there was an offer for sex somewhere in my post.


Maybe BM really is about old guys trying to get laid in the desert?

[Napalm Demon]

Maybe BM really is about old guys trying to get laid in the desert?

Yes but what old Bears do in the desert is their business.

[AntiM]

If your not going to help out, why comment? If your such a negative person that all you do is surf forums and post opinions, continue, but it begs to be asked, why? It is an awesome thing when as a community we band together and create things any one of us cannot do on our own. We will find a place and we will accomplish our goals with or with out you, but wtf why not be a part of something amazing.

Performance art.

[ygmir]

If your not going to help out, why comment? If your such a negative person that all you do is surf forums and post opinions, continue, but it begs to be asked, why? It is an awesome thing when as a community we band together and create things any one of us cannot do on our own. We will find a place and we will accomplish our goals with or with out you, but wtf why not be a part of something amazing.

well...........

considering you are replying, to my reply, to "duffdog", that, perhaps, one of you is the others "sock", or, both associated with the same project:

I take some umbrage at the implication that someone who would allow you to use their land can choose a hot girl: ( in red)
I think, you are making a subtle offer there that you can't back up.

"
........"Think of it another way: Many males go to burning man with the intention of trying to attract a hot, naked cutie to hang out with them. One thing that Ellipsis does not lack is a large selection of super hot girls. So, you provide the area to build our art car and we provide a large selection of hot college girls from which you may choose.

Financially speaking, its a great deal!

You didn't really think that our art car was so popular because of its wonderful artistic renderings of Disney characters did you?"........

said statement is either dishonest, misleading, or you are their pimp.......
Any is ok with me, but, say what it is......
I don't see my response as a comment on your project. No where do I remember saying it is unworthy, bad, whatever........
calling you on some implied offer of women for land space, however.......well......maybe your hot friends are ok with that.
I don't care.

and, I did state having land northeast of Winnemucca, not in any sense other than to imply, if it were closer, you could use it, in fact, you could use it anyway, but, I'm sure it's much to far from BRC.........

[duffdog]

[quote="ygmir"][quote="White Rabbit"]If your not going to help out, why comment? If your such a negative person that all you do is surf forums and post opinions, continue, but it begs to be asked, why? It is an awesome thing when as a community we band together and create things any one of us cannot do on our own. We will find a place and we will accomplish our goals with or with out you, but wtf why not be a part of something amazing.[/quote]

well...........

considering you are replying, to my reply, to "duffdog", that, perhaps, one of you is the others "sock", or, both associated with the same project:

I take some umbrage at the implication that someone who would allow you to use their land can choose a hot girl: ( in red)
I think, you are making a subtle offer there that you can't back up.

"
........[color=brown]"Think of it another way: Many males go to burning man with the intention of trying to attract a hot, naked cutie to hang out with them. [/color][color=red]One thing that Ellipsis does not lack is a large selection of super hot girls. So, you provide the area to build our art car and we provide a large selection of hot college girls from which you may choose.[/color]

[color=brown]Financially speaking, its a great deal!

You didn't really think that our art car was so popular because of its wonderful artistic renderings of Disney characters did you?"........
[/color]
said statement is either dishonest, misleading, or you are their pimp.......
Any is ok with me, but, say what it is......
I don't see my response as a comment on your project. No where do I remember saying it is unworthy, bad, whatever........
calling you on some implied offer of women for land space, however.......well......maybe your hot friends are ok with that.
I don't care.

and, I did state having land northeast of Winnemucca, not in any sense other than to imply, if it were closer, you could use it, in fact, you could use it anyway, but, I'm sure it's much to far from BRC.........[/quote]

I don't know what a "sock" is...but thank you for your kind offer. Our crew most likely would benefit from a workspace closer to Reno to make transportation with materials and supplies easier.

[oneeyeddick]

Hows about a pic/sketch of what you plan on builing on someone's land ?

it might make a difference if you live as close to a grade school as I do.

[theCryptofishist]

Obviously, I think there was a real level of carelessness or cluelessness in the terms of the offer as stated.

Come back in a week and re-read it. You might see it, too.

Oh, and if you post in such a gross exageration of yahoo behavior enabling you can expect to get slammed. And a lot harder than you did.

[oneeyeddick]

Yeppers, I see it too, but I would still like to see thier sketch regardless.

( just to make sure they don't have a flamethrowing penis on it , or sumpin' )

[pinemom]

Boy oh boy...
what an attitude for someone asking for something "free"...

Which maybe if handled differently you and your hotties would have already be hard at work... at even my place.

You must be really new to the Reno area, for us Reno'ite Burners are some of the most Gifting souls Ive ever met in my life. But we all are quite NICE to each other.

Your AD, Should have read a wee bit more like this....

Hey Burner Gang, we got this Art car we really wanna build, but figured it would be way more easy to build it in Reno. We have a bunch of fun burner gals and guys to do all the building...all we would need is a place to be able to do that work. We will tidy up each time we work as to not get in the way of your projects.
We will even supply the lemmonaid!Spiked of course!


Sounds so much more burn'y lovey...

But unfortunately you apparently have the skin thickness of a 95 year old lady... so thin, breathing on it makes you bleed!
You flew off the handle at a little bit of cajoling???
If your going to play with FIRE...you must develop thicker skin as not to get burnt!

[duffdog]

When I finish my CAD drawing of what we are going to build, I might be so kind as to post it somewhere to enable the super-burny reno people to look at it. The offer was very straightforward in the original post-- a person who wants to be part of a crew that will make something awesome may volunteer their land and become part of our group. Its not like we can't afford to pay for it ourselves, but the offer is real.

Your AD, Should have read a wee bit more like this....

Hey Burner Gang, we got this Art car we really wanna build, but figured it would be way more easy to build it in Reno. We have a bunch of fun burner gals and guys to do all the building...all we would need is a place to be able to do that work. We will tidy up each time we work as to not get in the way of your projects.
We will even supply the lemmonaid!Spiked of course!

There is no way any of us would ever post something like that. That is one step above begging. Just the thought of somebody receiving satisfaction because they feel like they "helped us poor, unfortunate souls out in a time of need" makes me want to stomp on your kitten.

[thisisthatwhichis]

makes me want to stomp on your kitten.

Well, I guess my property just dropped out of your list of possibilities, then...........

[theCryptofishist]

makes me want to stomp on your kitten.

Oh good. Now you know how you make some of us feel.

And I don't own any property in Reno, but, boy, that setup sounds like an insurance nightmare. It is not a trivial thing you are asking for.

[HeironymousJosch]

When I finish my CAD drawing of what we are going to build, I might be so kind as to post it somewhere to enable the super-burny reno people to look at it. The offer was very straightforward in the original post-- a person who wants to be part of a crew that will make something awesome may volunteer their land and become part of our group. Its not like we can't afford to pay for it ourselves, but the offer is real.

Your AD, Should have read a wee bit more like this....

Hey Burner Gang, we got this Art car we really wanna build, but figured it would be way more easy to build it in Reno. We have a bunch of fun burner gals and guys to do all the building...all we would need is a place to be able to do that work. We will tidy up each time we work as to not get in the way of your projects.
We will even supply the lemmonaid!Spiked of course!

There is no way any of us would ever post something like that. That is one step above begging. Just the thought of somebody receiving satisfaction because they feel like they "helped us poor, unfortunate souls out in a time of need" makes me want to stomp on your kitten.

This guy's a jagov.

[ygmir]

I'd offer him a shit sandwich,
but,
I bet he doesn't eat bread.

[HeironymousJosch]

I'd offer him a shit sandwich,
but,
I bet he doesn't eat bread.

I'd offer him an ass sandwich but I bet he doesn't eat...wait a minute...

[duffdog]

[quote]This guy's a jagov.[/quote]

I would like to know what a Jagov is...and where you will be camping. That way us "jagov's" can drive by your camp with our 70,000 watt sound system at 6AM and let you know just how wonderful we think you are!

[oneeyeddick]

lordy, lordy , lordy..........

How about that picture of your artcar ?

I do live in Reno, and I might have some space for you to use..........

[duffdog]

No longer necessary as we have secured an alternate venue, but thank you for your offer. You will hear our art car long before you will see it... that and we haven't welded on the superstructure that will hold the 32 speakers yet.

[oneeyeddick]

Still wanna see it

[Da Mule]

This guy's a jagov.

I would like to know what a Jagov is...

Did you try saying it out loud?