I pretty much day dream about power shopping on eBay.
the person below me has run over a rabbit on the way to the event.
The person below me
by theCryptofishist » Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:23 pm
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
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by AntiM » Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:34 pm
Only if ROM counts.
TPBM has eaten a rabbit run over by someone on their way to the playa.
TPBM has eaten a rabbit run over by someone on their way to the playa.
I'm too jaded to think up a good sig-line. Need more coffee.
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by theCryptofishist » Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:52 pm
False, but the chemically taste is getting to me.
TPBM has a bird-watching life list.
TPBM has a bird-watching life list.
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Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
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by chiefdanfox » Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:56 pm
True. But I still haven't seen a Bald Eagle.
The person below me is not registered to vote.
The person below me is not registered to vote.
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by BAS » Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:10 pm
True-- for some reason my employers never seem to trust me with that much power!
TPBM has been fired!
TPBM has been fired!
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Do things that have never been done."
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Do things that have never been done."
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by theCryptofishist » Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:12 pm
Oh yeah! I'm a pistol.
TPBM once farted loud and juicy at a job interview.
TPBM once farted loud and juicy at a job interview.
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Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
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by pinemom » Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:03 am
True! But I was the one interviewing, I just did it to find out if my perspecitive employee would flinch...hahaha.J/K
TPBM is going to tell us all the strangest place theyve had sex!
TPBM is going to tell us all the strangest place theyve had sex!
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".
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by EvilDustBooger » Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:05 pm
In the armpit.
It was a little stinky, but so moist; I couldn`t resist.
TPBM makes better chocolates than the Swiss and Belgians combined..
It was a little stinky, but so moist; I couldn`t resist.
TPBM makes better chocolates than the Swiss and Belgians combined..
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by littleflower » Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:45 pm
EvilDustBooger wrote:In the armpit.
It was a little stinky, but so moist; I couldn`t resist.
TPBM makes better chocolates than the Swiss and Belgians combined..
false ... but if anyone out there claims to, i would be happy to act as judge...!
TPMB just took a bath and smells wonderful.
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by BAS » Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:53 pm
Nope-- I skipped even a shower today!
TPBM called in sick to work so they could sleep in!
TPBM called in sick to work so they could sleep in!
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by theCryptofishist » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:24 am
Wrong, I'm in even though I was definately getting a cold yesterday!
TPBM believes that "Who Moved My Cheese" and simelier books are part of a plot by the bosses to make the workers accept the fact that they're always gonna get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.
TPBM believes that "Who Moved My Cheese" and simelier books are part of a plot by the bosses to make the workers accept the fact that they're always gonna get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.
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Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
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by BAS » Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:12 pm
Uh, I don't know how to answer that since I have never read "Who Moved My Cheese?"--, but do consider it possible that it could be part of some sort of plot... 
TPBM is about to have a song get stuck in their head!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VnS8X8k3C8[/youtube]
TPBM is about to have a song get stuck in their head!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VnS8X8k3C8[/youtube]
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Do things that have never been done."
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by BAS » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:51 pm
What can I say? My meds aren't 100% effective!
TPBM drives to work, despite living within biking distance.
TPBM drives to work, despite living within biking distance.
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Do things that have never been done."
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Do things that have never been done."
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by sattelite5812 » Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:29 am
False!
TPBM still has dust-covered things sitting around their home that need to be cleaned and/or put away (I know I do)
TPBM still has dust-covered things sitting around their home that need to be cleaned and/or put away (I know I do)
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by theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:18 am
True. I better light a fire beneath my minions.
tpbm built a bunker for the millenium bug.
tpbm built a bunker for the millenium bug.
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by misfit » Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:55 am
true, and as soon as i figure out the proper firing sequence for the 12 balistic missles in my yard, (russian surplus), i may actually have a use for this bunker............
tpbm thinks hes/shes god.......
tpbm thinks hes/shes god.......
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by BAS » Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:07 pm
ESLAF , er I meant FALSE!
TPBM is contemplating hiding out in the desert until the US election is over!
TPBM is contemplating hiding out in the desert until the US election is over!
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by theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:32 pm
False. I have to go to work on Monday.
TPBM has a decoder ring.
TPBM has a decoder ring.
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Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
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by BAS » Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:17 pm
Alas I do not, which probably explains my confusion!
TPBM was famous in a former life.
TPBM was famous in a former life.
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Do things that have never been done."
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by chiefdanfox » Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:51 am
True. I emptied the Roman emperor Caligula's piss pot for a month, and then died a tragic, painful death. I was "Roman piss-boy dies in a tragic Giraffe pranging, again" in all of the local papers for II Roman months.
TPBM has the the love of Christ in their heart.
TPBM has the the love of Christ in their heart.
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by Box Burner » Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:11 am
False. I always rooted for the lions.
TPBM has rediscovered straight gin.
TPBM has rediscovered straight gin.
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .
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