That stupid fight we had last year over the word "poof" put me off him forever.
Okay, sometimes I wonder about women I find marginal that men (even around here!) accept with only mild reservations, and I guess that it boils down to some sort of sex appeal. If osmething similier is going on here, which it may not be doing, could it be that he's oh crap, I don't know. I'm in pain and I'd like to scratch for half an hour, although the gooeyness of the wound actually makes that sound yucky. I hope I can fall asleep for more than two hours now.
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.