madmatt wrote:mdmf007 wrote:Went to BM and had a plan
to drink real hard and burn the man
climbed up it early and lit it up
now ive been charged and now i'm Fucked
Hey you nosepickin booger eater@! That doesn't rhyme. You owe us another!
Bay Bridge Sue wrote:There once was a guy name of Paul
With his torch, he had him a ball
On the now-famous night
the Man he did light
The flames, they grew ever tall...
The tankers, they put out the fire
The green man was a now-charcoal spire
The cops fell like a Hammer
Sent ol' Paul to the slammer
saving his ass from the crowd's fearsome ire.
The Man was rebuit, and replaced
o'er the city his presence again graced.
So twice the man burned,
and as such it has earned
a magical and historical space...
Yeah, if we broke Sue down into parts (which we would NEVER, EVER do) she'd make 7 to 10 ordinary women.madmatt wrote:Damn Sue, you got some skills.
In art cars she was very brash,
She rode, with no panties and feet on the dash.
Another art car drove by,
Her snatch caught their eye,
And four burners were killed in the crash.
barnz wrote:Sorry, madmatt's is just too good to let the meter wander...madmatt wrote:
madmatt wrote:barnz wrote:Sorry, madmatt's is just too good to let the meter wander...madmatt wrote:
Fine, I give up, stop beating me with a rubber hose! I admit it! I looked up dirty limericks and just replaced everything with "art car" or "playa." Not all of us have Sue's rhymin skills ok?
pinemom wrote::clap clap clap:
Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Today is the b'day of Unjon...
Don't worry where all the time has gone.
Just have ye a tipple
Of this bottle of Ripple
then go and pass out on the lawn.
Or better, go catch ye a wave
Show up nekkid at your birthday bash rave
Get out and go schmoozing
Do stuff that's amusing,
instead of hiding out in some cave.
Whatever it ends up you do
Don't go around feeling too blue
Instead, kick up your heels
While we scream, shout and squeals...
"UnJonHarley, Happy Birthday to YOU!"