Modify your Body

[SED]

If I could, I'd add a prehensile tail, opposable thumbs on my feet, fangs and a ridge of poisonous spikes running down my back.

I think I'd like to be green, too.

[Last Real Burner]

DONE!


"Now call me a cab"...O.k. you're a Cab."
persistantly,
mr smith

[SED]

Actually, I'm a banana.

[Wind_Borne]

May I have retractable gossamer wings suitable for hovering and high-speed flight, please. I envision wonderful benefits in transportation, recreation, and sex ("come fly with me...").

[Wind_Borne]

Oh, yeah... and I wouldn't have to worry about parking in the city.

I might have to worry about the Patriot Act. Note to self: be careful flying around power plants, football games, and Crawford Texas.

[Sanjanaclouds]

A set of gills would be nice, I'd love to be able to swim the seven seas as oposded to sail them.

[Wind_Borne]

Gliding along at 200 feet somewhere over the Pacific I see Sanjanaclouds gliding along below the broad swells.
"Hi, Sanjanaclouds"

[Stranger in a StrangeLand]

I want telescoping arms so that I don't have to get out of my chair to get something out of the kitchen, I really want a beer but I'm too lazy to get up.

[Zane5100]

...a telescopic penis?

[Chai Guy]

..a telescopic penis?

Mine already shrinks down for easy transport when not in use, but how about a detachable penis?

[Zane5100]

Mine already shrinks down for easy transport when not in use, but how about a detachable penis?

No thanks. I have a hard enough time keeping track of my car keys.

[Sanjanaclouds]

Gliding along at 200 feet somewhere over the Pacific I see Sanjanaclouds gliding along below the broad swells.
"Hi, Sanjanaclouds"

While exploring the ocean depths, I look up, smile, and wave fondly to Wind Borne soaring above. “Hello”.

[Wind_Borne]

..a telescopic penis?

how about a detachable penis?

How about reversible. Hmmm, shall I be male today, or female?

[Zane5100]

..a telescopic penis?

how about a detachable penis?

How about reversible. Hmmm, shall I be male today, or female?

Now there's an idea...

[Raheer]

I'm going along with Sanjanaclouds. I would love to get gills. But more importantly, I want elven ears. Indeed, I'm considering actually going to the trouble of getting cosmetic surgery to get them....

Raheer the elf

[madmatt]

...how about a detachable penis?

Oh yeah, I see my girlfriend getting her hands on it, then it's all over for me.

[TwizzlerNinja]

I think I'd go the wing route as well. But more like bat wings. And a pair of retractible horns for when I'm feeling devilish. And cat eyes so I could see in extremely low light conditions. While we're at it, give me markings like a cheetah!

[redathena]

I'd give my self cat ears and a really long tongue. And maybe even sticky glands on my fingers so that I could climb on walls. And then I'd save the world!!!

[unjonharley]

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My girl friend already has in her night stand.

[Rob the Wop]

20" penis, 18" legs, 44" bright red bald ass. Large 80" wingspan bat wings and huge bulging eyes. Just to show folks at my high school reunion that I made something of myself.

[Jackanapegirl]

I would have to go along with the wing idea myself, but I would want some angel wings, HUGE angel wings. I would want elf ears and cat eyes. Im sure I could think of more hehe

[robotland]

....try rolling the front part of the top of your ear in, and under- A liberal application of spirit gum will hold it in place- It creates a natural-looking point if you've got relatively stock ears......(weird explanation, sorry. Just try it in the mirror and see.) Latex will hold it too, but you have to hold on until it dries and it's not as strong. If you keep all of the adhesive up inside the results are so natural-looking that you can really freak out your barber!!

[SED]

Finally, a useful hint.