The planet of crotches ("get your filthy crotch off me....")
Escape from the planet of crotches
Return to the planet of crotches
10,000 leauges beneath the crotch
The crotch that time forgot
Britney's Crotch seeks members
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by EvilDustBooger » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:33 am
Grand Crotch Railroad
Blue Oyster Crotch
Three Crotch Night
Crotch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels
Emerson, Crotch and Palmer
You know, I`ve been contemplating a "Grand Crotchification Theory" of sorts, and it seems to me that there may be an actual link here; connecting us all with the cosmos, life, and matter, by way of our crotches. Historically, some pretty amazing things have happened when people put aside their differences, and join crotches for the mutual good .
I mean fuck, look at the Pyramids and Stonehenge, or that modern miracle invention the ThighMaster...talk about crotch-power!
Furthermore, I believe we should give poor Britanny the benefit of the doubt and leave the poor girl alone...
....haven`t YOU ever had a BAD CROTCH DAY
Never
oh yeah right !
Blue Oyster Crotch
Three Crotch Night
Crotch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels
Emerson, Crotch and Palmer
You know, I`ve been contemplating a "Grand Crotchification Theory" of sorts, and it seems to me that there may be an actual link here; connecting us all with the cosmos, life, and matter, by way of our crotches. Historically, some pretty amazing things have happened when people put aside their differences, and join crotches for the mutual good .
I mean fuck, look at the Pyramids and Stonehenge, or that modern miracle invention the ThighMaster...talk about crotch-power!
Furthermore, I believe we should give poor Britanny the benefit of the doubt and leave the poor girl alone...
....haven`t YOU ever had a BAD CROTCH DAY
Never
oh yeah right !
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by AntiM » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:37 am
My crotch belongs to daddy.
Okay, EUW!
Okay, EUW!
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by SED » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:50 am
EvilDustBooger wrote: I believe we should give poor Britanny the benefit of the doubt and leave the poor girl alone...
But no, EDB. Brit's crying out for attention. With K-Fed in her life, she's nearly meaningless. Besides, she's not that innocent. Dint she say so?
It ain't the hanging, it's the drop.
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by Bob » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:35 pm
Limited Liability Crotch.
Amazing desert structures & stuff: http://sites.google.com/site/potatotrap/
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"Let us say I suggest you may be human." -- Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam
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by Bay Bridge Sue » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:20 am
Bob wrote:Limited Liability Crotch.
Isn't that supposed to come after...
Black Rock Crotch?? (BRC, llc)
bb
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by AntiM » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:23 am
I Fell into a Burning Crotch of Fire
The Crotch! The Crotch! The Crotch is on Fire!
Crotch Inferno
Burning Down the Crotch!
The Crotch! The Crotch! The Crotch is on Fire!
Crotch Inferno
Burning Down the Crotch!
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by Bob » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:36 am
The Belgian Crotchful
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by EspressoDude » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:00 pm
Clearcut, Slash, and Burn.
The burning bush
The burning bush
Is 4 shots enuff? Am I awake yet?
no foo-foo drinks; just naked Espresso
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Field Artillery Tractor
FOGBANK
GOD OF HELLFIRE
no foo-foo drinks; just naked Espresso
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FOGBANK
GOD OF HELLFIRE
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by Bay Bridge Sue » Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:33 am
EspressoDude wrote:Clearcut, Slash, and Burn.
Hey, wait a minute - isn't that the legal firm one of my attorneys work for?
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by Bob » Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:42 pm
San Francisco Phonycrotch Society
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by Neutrality » Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:36 am
EvilDustBooger wrote:
Furthermore, I believe we should give poor Britanny the benefit of the doubt and leave the poor girl alone...
I think you're getting a little crotchety.
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by Bitterman » Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:39 pm
NEW RIDERS OF THE PURPLE CROTCH
CROTCH ONE, PARENTING ZERO
SPOILED STUPID CROTCH VIDEO PLAYSET (SP REF)
TECHNICAL ITCH-CROTCH
IVE GOT BLISTERS ON MY CROTCH
CROTCH-ROT '06 -(IE:"I THINK WEE SHOULD ALL HAVE FAITH IN OUR PRESIDENT" CROTCH)
HYPERTHYROIDISM CROTCH
"I PAID FOR K-FEDS ALBUM, AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY CROTCH"
BITTER CROTCH PALE ALE
MORE FREE RIDES ON THE TRANS BRIT-PARIS CROTCH
???????????????????????
THE STUPID BRIT-CROTCH DESERVES NO REPRIEVE -
BM,
FLAMBED AND UNDERBAKED
CROTCH ONE, PARENTING ZERO
SPOILED STUPID CROTCH VIDEO PLAYSET (SP REF)
TECHNICAL ITCH-CROTCH
IVE GOT BLISTERS ON MY CROTCH
CROTCH-ROT '06 -(IE:"I THINK WEE SHOULD ALL HAVE FAITH IN OUR PRESIDENT" CROTCH)
HYPERTHYROIDISM CROTCH
"I PAID FOR K-FEDS ALBUM, AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY CROTCH"
BITTER CROTCH PALE ALE
MORE FREE RIDES ON THE TRANS BRIT-PARIS CROTCH
???????????????????????
THE STUPID BRIT-CROTCH DESERVES NO REPRIEVE -
BM,
FLAMBED AND UNDERBAKED
Bah! Psshhh!
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by AntiM » Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:29 am
Charlie and the Chocolate Crotch
Big Momma's Crotch II
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Crotch
Big Momma's Crotch II
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Crotch
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by Bob » Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:16 pm
This is the famous Crotchweiser beer. We know of no brand produced by any other brewer
which costs so much to brew and age. Our exclusive Crotchwood Aging produces
a taste, a smoothness and drinkability you will find in no other beer at any price.
which costs so much to brew and age. Our exclusive Crotchwood Aging produces
a taste, a smoothness and drinkability you will find in no other beer at any price.
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by AntiM » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:32 am
Ah, classic crotch. Steely Crotch, Aerocrotch, Crotch-52s, Pink Crotch, Blue Oyster Crotch, REO Speedcrotch, Otcho Crotcho, Dire Crotches.
And I always did like Aliens Ate my Crotch by Thomas Crotchby.
And I always did like Aliens Ate my Crotch by Thomas Crotchby.
I'm too jaded to think up a good sig-line. Need more coffee.
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by Ranger Genius » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:49 pm
The Man with the Golden Crotch
“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”
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by searock420 » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:51 pm
In all honesty,the pictures of THAT,could almost make a man want to be gay
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by Tiahaar » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:55 pm
2001: A Crotch Odyssey
Earth Crotches Are Easy
Crotch the Barbarian
hee hee hee!!
Earth Crotches Are Easy
Crotch the Barbarian
hee hee hee!!
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by EvilDustBooger » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:21 am
Crotchadiledundee
Crotchatoa East of Java
Children of the Crotch
Hidden Dragon Crotching Tiger
The Krotchmasutra
...will it EVER end?
Crotchatoa East of Java
Children of the Crotch
Hidden Dragon Crotching Tiger
The Krotchmasutra
...will it EVER end?
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by Box Burner » Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:11 am
Hop-crotch 
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .
ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
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ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- Σωκράτης
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