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by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:22 am

God speed, Komrades.

by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:45 pm

Finally, some good news...

by **Zulegoona** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:45 pm

Talk about DOOM now that’s enough to make even my skin crawl

by **EspressoDude** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:52 pm

where's a fuckin playa dust storm when ya need one?

by **BoxaRox** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:55 pm

Interesting. I guess i read publications with a more liberal slant.

Last I heard, Osama Bin Laden had offered to surrender if Bush and the cabinet were *removed* from office, and that congress was in special session considering the offer.

I've always prefered hope over fear, I guess.

by **Fire Wire** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:45 am

Major Roosevelt wrote:Finally, some good news...

No hope, no fear and no future

by **Fire Wire** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:49 am

by **Major Roosevelt** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:02 am

Not to get "off thread" but I just want to remind these Norwegians that if it wasn't for us world-savvy Americans they'd be speaking Japanese right now with Attila the Hun sitting in their capital of Copenhagen deciding which part of Norway is closer to Pakistan.

It must be the tropical heat that fries their Norwegian brains and makes them forget what we did for them in '62!

Bully!!!

by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:56 am

Are fishy bastards saying that if you could possbily postpone the Apocilipse that you "hope" for four more years? We don't care if you want Homer J. Simpson in office. You're so fucking doomed anyway.

by **Major Roosevelt** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:42 am

....and another thing....who the FUCK cares what the Norwegians think of our president?!?!?

It's kind of interesting that everyone knows who our president is but no one has a freakin' clue who the president or premier or whatever they call him or her of Norway is....though you can be sure his first name is Oläf or something else with difficult letters to print in it.

I think we need to start dabbling in Norwegian politics. Maybe assassinate someone....

by **joel the ornery** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:48 am

let them eat fish

by **Major Roosevelt** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:00 am

Poisoned fish...I know just how to lure them in....

by **dragonfly Jafe** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:11 am

Major Roosevelt wrote:....and another thing....who the FUCK cares what the Norwegians think of our president?!?!?

Yes, but let's remember Major, that the Norwegian First Lady finds you "stimulating" - WE may not know who THEY are, but THEY most assuredly know who WE are.

by **Fire Wire** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:21 am

Major Roosevelt wrote:....and another thing....who the FUCK cares what the Norwegians think of our president?!?!?

It's kind of interesting that everyone knows who our president is but no one has a freakin' clue who the president or premier or whatever they call him or her of Norway is....though you can be sure his first name is Oläf or something else with difficult letters to print in it.

I think we need to start dabbling in Norwegian politics. Maybe assassinate someone....

Ha.... it look's like you do, bully!! It's not the Norwegians who had to stay out with that Goof!! We had our own Goof!! By the way Admineral aDolf is a better leader..... and it was that Kernul Killbuck think too!!

by **Fire Wire** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:26 am

joel the ornery wrote:let them eat fish

Slap the monkey!!

by **dragonfly Jafe** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:48 pm

...so when is the announcement going to be made that Apokiliptika is just a propaganda hoax, that in fact there IS NO Camp Apokiliptika?

by **Major Roosevelt** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:27 pm

We tried that last year but doom kame just the same.

by **Killbuck** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:58 pm

True, we did do that last year, and it was amazing how many took the hook!!!!! No, we are real. MU-AH HAHA!!!!!!

Ok, ENOUGH of the topical political hoo ha! Get enough of that in the so called "real" world.

Back to diabolical preparations, gnasty graphic Golash... et al.

by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:27 pm

Kernul, who's got "the button" this year? It would be good to know in case one feels like ending the world a little early.

by **Zulegoona** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:04 pm

For your convenience anyone with a satellite phone can dial in the appropriate launch sequence and initiate the initial portion of your DOOM from DoomStar,....

It’s our way of getting even with the dish TV people who seem to not to have a do not call list,....

by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:06 pm

Is there a cancel code in case everybody has not yet arrived for the final toast?

by **Zulegoona** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:09 pm

There is but we’re not real sure it works cause the Kernul wanted to be the only one to know it, so we couldn’t do tests.

Kind of an opt out of doom button,..

by **Killbuck** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:18 pm

Well, SURE! Onipotent Despots gotta have SOME perks ya know!!!!

by **helitack** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:21 pm

Well Fuck

by **Killbuck** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:34 pm

Wait.. ah... lemme see that list of perks again.....

by **helitack** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:39 pm

Not what I meant....I should fucking BE THERE but I'm not.FUCK!!!

by **Zulegoona** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:43 pm

HHmmmmmm helitack, HELI, as in Helicopter.... give you any ideas for a short trip?

by **helitack** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:45 pm

No it doesn't

by **Killbuck** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:48 pm

Yeah, ya should be there dood. We'll miss ya big time- but, think of the great position you are in--- you have a whole year to get things ready-- the rest of us poor stressed out bastards have only days left!!!!!! Fuck!

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