This fortune changed when you started to read it.
Fewer clothes, fewer pockets.
That cookie is your fortune.
You will be older soon.
Burn this fortune.
Become a fortune teller
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by philosopher » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:15 am
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by nogganoodle » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:35 am
Don't start something you aren't willing to finish
That wasn't chicken
Don't say I didn't warn you
You may attend a party where strange customs prevail
A nice cake is waiting for you
You are almost there
Our first and last love is.... self love
Worse things are yet to come
From your cell, you will be able to see the exercise yard
Avoid large, heavy objects travelling at a high rate of speed
The words Watoo-Owan-Koha will bring bad luck and premature death to all who read them.
The end will be a relief
That wasn't chicken
Don't say I didn't warn you
You may attend a party where strange customs prevail
A nice cake is waiting for you
You are almost there
Our first and last love is.... self love
Worse things are yet to come
From your cell, you will be able to see the exercise yard
Avoid large, heavy objects travelling at a high rate of speed
The words Watoo-Owan-Koha will bring bad luck and premature death to all who read them.
The end will be a relief
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
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by KayTwo » Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:42 pm
Very nice, nogganoodle!
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by Fat SAM » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:02 pm
Massage someone's feet today
Do not sit for the next four hours
Accept the next drink you are offered
Seek the one called Badger
Find a jug of wine
Get a foot bath
Your neighbor has a gift for you
Trade shoes with someone
Find a parachute
Wait in Deep Playa behind the Man
Go to the fourth porta potty. Wait
Accept the next proposition you hear
Make a mask and wear it
Find absinthe tonight
Find the man in red pants
Find some suspenders
Find Jeff. He bears a message
Find popcorn
Find a teddy bear
Find vinyl pants
Find a pair of boots
Seek Catherine for instructions
Go to Heebeegeebee and wait
Do not sit for the next four hours
Accept the next drink you are offered
Seek the one called Badger
Find a jug of wine
Get a foot bath
Your neighbor has a gift for you
Trade shoes with someone
Find a parachute
Wait in Deep Playa behind the Man
Go to the fourth porta potty. Wait
Accept the next proposition you hear
Make a mask and wear it
Find absinthe tonight
Find the man in red pants
Find some suspenders
Find Jeff. He bears a message
Find popcorn
Find a teddy bear
Find vinyl pants
Find a pair of boots
Seek Catherine for instructions
Go to Heebeegeebee and wait
Thanks to Addis, I had more free time.
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by AntiM » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:50 am
Pass on the fried clams this week.
I'm too jaded to think up a good sig-line. Need more coffee.
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by lush » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:27 pm
- I'm the fortune your mother warned you about
- What dust?
- got water?
- coffee and ice. who'd a thunk?!
- You like Chinese food. Unfortunately, you're gonna
have to settle for a grilled cheese sandwich...
- Put this in your pipe and smoke it!
- You forgot it didn't you?...tsk tsk.
- Don't worry, it gets better!
- Keep coming back!
- Magic 8 Ball's got NOTHIN' on me!
- GET OUT OF JAIL FREE
- Today was tomorrow yesterday
- Take off all your clothes
- Congratulations, YOU get to light the Man!
- Use this as toilet paper
- A bad day on the playa beats a good day at work!
- What dust?
- got water?
- coffee and ice. who'd a thunk?!
- You like Chinese food. Unfortunately, you're gonna
have to settle for a grilled cheese sandwich...
- Put this in your pipe and smoke it!
- You forgot it didn't you?...tsk tsk.
- Don't worry, it gets better!
- Keep coming back!
- Magic 8 Ball's got NOTHIN' on me!
- GET OUT OF JAIL FREE
- Today was tomorrow yesterday
- Take off all your clothes
- Congratulations, YOU get to light the Man!
- Use this as toilet paper
- A bad day on the playa beats a good day at work!
- lush
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by Ron » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:51 pm
Remember, you wanted to be here.
If you meet yourself on the road, kill yourself.
I'm OK, you're OK, but those folk suck.
You do not understand burningman. (on one side)
You do understand burningman. (on the other side)
Playa dust is dried fish poop, breath deep.
My earplugs can beat up your earplugs.
Pod people have feelings too!
Check ID *before* you do your next fine young thing.
Your Mother was wrong about you.
You will stand in playa pee.
Anyone can do good when it's easy.
If you're not having fun, you're just a place where cells divide.
Alcohol is not sufficient to sustain life
The porta potties are for poo, pee, and single ply only!
Ron
If you meet yourself on the road, kill yourself.
I'm OK, you're OK, but those folk suck.
You do not understand burningman. (on one side)
You do understand burningman. (on the other side)
Playa dust is dried fish poop, breath deep.
My earplugs can beat up your earplugs.
Pod people have feelings too!
Check ID *before* you do your next fine young thing.
Your Mother was wrong about you.
You will stand in playa pee.
Anyone can do good when it's easy.
If you're not having fun, you're just a place where cells divide.
Alcohol is not sufficient to sustain life
The porta potties are for poo, pee, and single ply only!
Ron
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by witchway » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:03 am
Life is tuff wear a helmet.
The hardest thing you will ever do is go against the dominant thinking of your friends.
Don't whine unless you are going to implement it yourself.
When choosing between two evils, choose the one you haven't tried.
The hardest thing you will ever do is go against the dominant thinking of your friends.
Don't whine unless you are going to implement it yourself.
When choosing between two evils, choose the one you haven't tried.
- witchway
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by nogganoodle » Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:07 pm
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
There's no future in time travel.
All requests for sick leave must be approved two weeks in advance.
Sorry - the Cookie Monster got here first.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
Don't panic
If it screams, it's not food.
Oh, it's you.
If you see an onion ring - answer it
Love is nothing but Sex misspelt
There's no future in time travel.
All requests for sick leave must be approved two weeks in advance.
Sorry - the Cookie Monster got here first.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
Don't panic
If it screams, it's not food.
Oh, it's you.
If you see an onion ring - answer it
Love is nothing but Sex misspelt
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
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Your fortune...
by INSANEPOOKIE » Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:49 am
"I went to Burning Man 2006 and all I got was this lousy fortune."
"Gift this fortune to someone else"
"Ask her to dance."
"Ask him to dance."
"Gift this fortune to someone else"
"Ask her to dance."
"Ask him to dance."
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by pinemom » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:07 am
this message will self destruct in 3...2...1
Im watching you! yeah me in the black boots
watch out for people who say strange things
hug the next 400 people you see at random
kiss all people wearing HATS
which way is your camp, are you sure?
Im watching you! yeah me in the black boots
watch out for people who say strange things
hug the next 400 people you see at random
kiss all people wearing HATS
which way is your camp, are you sure?
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".
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by meincoif » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:07 am
You wrote this fortune in a past life.
Give this fortune to the beautiful person behind you.
Learn to foxtrot.
We're all mad here.
Pat your head and rub you belly.
Simon says hop on one foot.
... yeah, this is uncomfortable.
Offer that girl over there a shoulder rub.
Make me a drink.
I'm a shy fortune. *blush*
This fortune was written in Ohio at noon on 7/27 in a cubicle.
Give this fortune to the beautiful person behind you.
Learn to foxtrot.
We're all mad here.
Pat your head and rub you belly.
Simon says hop on one foot.
... yeah, this is uncomfortable.
Offer that girl over there a shoulder rub.
Make me a drink.
I'm a shy fortune. *blush*
This fortune was written in Ohio at noon on 7/27 in a cubicle.
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by theBrooke » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:18 am
Hey guys I'm using some fortunes for a completely different project, and I am going to use some of these hope you don't mind!
Here's a few of my favorites... (out of fortune cookies)
You have unusual equipment for success, use it properly.
A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Trust your intuition the universe is guiding you.
This is a really lovely day, Congratulations!
Keep many dream boxes, ask a friend to hold one.
Thanks again
Here's a few of my favorites... (out of fortune cookies)
You have unusual equipment for success, use it properly.
A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Trust your intuition the universe is guiding you.
This is a really lovely day, Congratulations!
Keep many dream boxes, ask a friend to hold one.
Thanks again
=(*o*)=(^-^)=(º0º)=(*.*)=(^_^)=(*_*)=
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by Velvetina » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:01 pm
Free Drink at 7 Sins Lounge Present to Paddler
SINNER-SINNER-SINNER
You'll find happiness in a Dome.
Free Ride Pass for any ArtCar
You sleep plenty when your dead.
Think a Fortune will really help?
Yellow and Blue Make Green. Are you pissing clear.
Not all who wander are lost.
Thanks it was dark in there
It is your day to clean up Moop!
At least you made it out to the playa .Smile
That candy you ate was tampered with
Avoid stepping on cracks
Avoid the Male Nude Hula Hooper
How can I help you?
Mom says Hi!
It's your Unbirthday!! YAY!!
SINNER-SINNER-SINNER
You'll find happiness in a Dome.
Free Ride Pass for any ArtCar
You sleep plenty when your dead.
Think a Fortune will really help?
Yellow and Blue Make Green. Are you pissing clear.
Not all who wander are lost.
Thanks it was dark in there
It is your day to clean up Moop!
At least you made it out to the playa .Smile
That candy you ate was tampered with
Avoid stepping on cracks
Avoid the Male Nude Hula Hooper
How can I help you?
Mom says Hi!
It's your Unbirthday!! YAY!!
Somewhere Aware......Maybe!!
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by AntiM » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:54 am
You forgot to pack clean underwear.
I'm too jaded to think up a good sig-line. Need more coffee.
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by pinemom » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:11 am
Things will be slightly sideway's today
Your not seeing things! thats real!
Be what you fear
Time stands still for the next 3 days
make a wish, it shall be granted in 7 hrs and 14 minutes
Your not seeing things! thats real!
Be what you fear
Time stands still for the next 3 days
make a wish, it shall be granted in 7 hrs and 14 minutes
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".
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by Velvetina » Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:24 am
TAG YOUR IT
THIS IS YOUR NIGHTMARE SEE PINCH YOURSELF
LICK ME
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND
DROP ME OFF AT CENTER CAMP WITH A FAIRY
I BELONG TO MIKE.. HE LIVES IN A DOME
THIS IS JUST A TEST
THIS IS YOUR NIGHTMARE SEE PINCH YOURSELF
LICK ME
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND
DROP ME OFF AT CENTER CAMP WITH A FAIRY
I BELONG TO MIKE.. HE LIVES IN A DOME
THIS IS JUST A TEST
Somewhere Aware......Maybe!!
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by regynalonglank » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:28 pm
whew! thanks for getting me out of there :)
somewhere someone is loving you best
down deep inside you are really still you
once you get the hang of it you might actually like it
oh what the heck, go for it!
try it, you might like it. and if not - don't do it again!
kiss the next person you see, if they say it's ok, of course
i double dog dare you to drop your drawers and run in a circle right now
somewhere someone is loving you best
down deep inside you are really still you
once you get the hang of it you might actually like it
oh what the heck, go for it!
try it, you might like it. and if not - don't do it again!
kiss the next person you see, if they say it's ok, of course
i double dog dare you to drop your drawers and run in a circle right now
\v/
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just listen to the drum
/ \
just listen to the drum
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by regynalonglank » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:32 pm
see that guy over there? yeah, him. go say hi
shake all over like a wet dog and howl. no, really
hop on one foot to your next destination
put both hands behind your back and leave them there for 10 minutes
shoot slanty sideways looks at random
give the shirt off your back to the next person you meet
go to the porta pottys and sing someone a song
hug yourself good
be as silly as possible next time you feel like you should act cool
shake all over like a wet dog and howl. no, really
hop on one foot to your next destination
put both hands behind your back and leave them there for 10 minutes
shoot slanty sideways looks at random
give the shirt off your back to the next person you meet
go to the porta pottys and sing someone a song
hug yourself good
be as silly as possible next time you feel like you should act cool
\v/
/ \
just listen to the drum
/ \
just listen to the drum
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by regynalonglank » Sat Aug 05, 2006 11:56 am
here are some i just found in an ancient jewelry box, where i also found a disintegrating flicka wing i found over ten years ago, the still remarkably intact skin from a flying squirrel that my cat caught when i was in fourth grade, and other personal artifacts (wow, i forgot i had that! being the phrase of choice)
you find beauty in ordinary things, do not lose this ability
whether you choose love or fame, you'll be able to handle either or both
ask your heart, and if it says yes, do you say yes likewise
you find beauty in ordinary things, do not lose this ability
whether you choose love or fame, you'll be able to handle either or both
ask your heart, and if it says yes, do you say yes likewise
\v/
/ \
just listen to the drum
/ \
just listen to the drum
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by regynalonglank » Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:47 pm
you should
no, don't
ask first
fun is what you make it
ride your bike out into the deep playa until the man is a speck. bring water!
volunteer to help someone who looks like they could use it
tell the next five people you see that they are amazing creatures
that thing you've always wanted to do is not actually what you want
it may seem wierd watching, but if you try it you might find out its fabulous
go to the black rock roller disco and get your groove on
show up at DOTA at 4:20 on Thursday for a free kite
take a BED workshop and learn something new, or teach something old
find the Dance Dance Immolation camp and try it
the next time you see someone with wings introduce yourself and say hi
do something you have never done before, but always wanted to try
no, don't
ask first
fun is what you make it
ride your bike out into the deep playa until the man is a speck. bring water!
volunteer to help someone who looks like they could use it
tell the next five people you see that they are amazing creatures
that thing you've always wanted to do is not actually what you want
it may seem wierd watching, but if you try it you might find out its fabulous
go to the black rock roller disco and get your groove on
show up at DOTA at 4:20 on Thursday for a free kite
take a BED workshop and learn something new, or teach something old
find the Dance Dance Immolation camp and try it
the next time you see someone with wings introduce yourself and say hi
do something you have never done before, but always wanted to try
\v/
/ \
just listen to the drum
/ \
just listen to the drum
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Thank You
by brillig » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:18 am
Thank you all for your great quotes! 
It looks like I have over 300 of them, so make sure you get a fortune if you see a roving gumball machine.
I'm also glad that the tone of most of the contributions has been positive. I hope that you all have a wonderful positive experience on the Playa!
I'll see you home in a week.
brillig
It looks like I have over 300 of them, so make sure you get a fortune if you see a roving gumball machine.I'm also glad that the tone of most of the contributions has been positive. I hope that you all have a wonderful positive experience on the Playa!
I'll see you home in a week.
brillig
snow falling faintly through the universe 
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