Wait, wait! What about the free chai revolution? Will it be compromised by his getting so cozy with the llc? We could dress Danger Ranger up with a couple of mastectomy prosthetics and have him lead the parade. WE need our free chai!
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.