can't sit still wrote:1: One possible suggestion to remedy the paper shortage and the sabotage. The supplier of the porta-johns would have to change over to the 16 inch rolls of TP. Lock em up,,,why not??
2: I should get off my butt and invent a small macerator to go on the end of the suction hose.
3: Maybe if the crappers were spaced out a little more,
4: Some interprising person could design a crapper that had a piezo-electric that powered a light and/or buzzer when it was oppened for exit. That would alert the queue that a throne was available.
Driveway wrote:Perhaps simply NOT provide toilet paper?
And if I hear any crap about "It's so unfair...men get to pee standing up..." I swear to Goat I'm gonna snap. Ladies, your genitals are more attracive, and are capapble of both multiple orgasms and giving birth. Learn to recognize the long end of the stick.
...cause I'm not reaching in to those things...
mars wrote:In a discussion with a Ranger, I mentioned that there were some large items in a nearby Porta-Potty and they were too covered with crap to pull out.
Do NOT pull stuff out of the potties, ever, is my recommendation.
I've only pulled things out if they are on the top and only if I can get a good layer of TP between my fingers and the offending object. Even then I make sure I rinse and sanitize my pinkies right away.
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