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by **Silver 2** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:53 pm

This is the first time I have opened this thread and that was on page 8. I had always assumed that it was a joke thread simply because it was about baseball. Which as a sport is a joke; I was once told that a no-hitter was the most exciting baseball game, correct me if I am wrong but that means that about 50% of the time all you are doing is watching two grown men play catch. All this excitement while watching another eight men stand around playing with themselves. Joy.

I do not mean to offend those who like watching men play with themselves.

One of the best statements about baseball I ever heard was a response to "Why do the fielders always seem to be, .... adjusting themselves" Answer: "Well madam, it's a slow game and a man has to do something with himself".

by **cowboyangel** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 1:58 pm

Ok Silver. It's ok really...just bear in mind that one of the ways Union and Confederate troops were able to enjoy eachothers company, was to declare a truce and play "baseball"

by **cowboyangel** » Tue May 17, 2005 10:16 pm

dusty cobwebs in here...poof puff, swipe....damn cobwebs...let's see...ahhh yes.......tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty.....wait, no yes....Red Sox in Oaktown tomorrow and I am playing good old fashion "hookie"...ya "hookie"........

Red Stockings!

by **cowboyangel** » Wed May 18, 2005 9:08 am

rain....damn

by **Simply Joel** » Wed May 18, 2005 1:22 pm

and...

baseball is still dead.

by **cowboyangel** » Wed May 18, 2005 6:16 pm

hey it didn't rain in Oakland except on the Red Sox. I had fun anyway....greatest team in baseball history ever.....love Johnny Damon's beard!

by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sat May 21, 2005 11:23 am

don't look now but the Yankees are building Momentum!

AIIZ

by **cowboyangel** » Sat May 21, 2005 10:42 pm

yes they are, playing bottom of the barrel teams......
we will make minced meat out of them again..... and their fat boss from hell...

by **geekster** » Sun May 22, 2005 12:58 am

I can't believe the Orioles are still in first place. Let me check my watch, they should be due for the "June swoon" any day now. Still, I haven't seen them start off like this in a very long time.

by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun May 22, 2005 12:23 pm

Yeah well your not exactly at the top of the game either!

I give the yankees a month before they over take the top if Steinbrenner doesn't keep doing the No No Nannett (sic) horse race thing!
On must be careful creating curses and the stuff! Just joking of course, since I don't believe in curse- (soft tapping on wood in background)!

AIIZ

by **cowboyangel** » Sun May 22, 2005 7:14 pm

ya geekey...good to see the old Orioles up there

by **cowboyangel** » Sun May 22, 2005 7:18 pm

I'm goin to the next Twins A's game at Oaktown....gonna try to sit right behind home plate...it's exciting there...

by **cowboyangel** » Tue May 31, 2005 11:34 pm

oh Jasonnnnnn???? 17-1

by **daveb** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:23 am

cubs fans of course, everyone knows that

by **cowboyangel** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:24 pm

this is a Red Sox thread Daveb, but your post is welcome.

by **cowboyangel** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:00 pm

...even evil posts by you RJ
baseball thrives despite its retractors......

by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:09 pm

Yeah well in another month the Yankees will at the TOP!

AIIZ

by **cowboyangel** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:40 pm

ya...at the top of disgrace

by **cowboyangel** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:51 am

Red Sox....on the top of AL East right now....now why don't you see these guys on the covers of baseball cards? always Yankees....what's that all about? Major League Prejudice, if you ask me...

(yes, I still buy baseball cards, 45 years later and still going strong)

by **Kinetic IV** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:57 am

I'm glad I'm a Cardinals fan. Unless it's an interleague series or the World Series I don't have to worry about no stinkin Yankees.

by **cowboyangel** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 12:00 pm

yes....stinkin yanks and their bloated fat pig boss......

by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:51 pm

Yeah well you can thank the yanks for taking two from the Birds!

Sharapova defeated by Venus and out of Whippledom.

Guess she wasn't grunting like she did last year!

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/30/sport ... ennis.html

Went to vote for the All stars, you know you can vote up to 25 times!

What a Joke!

AIIZ

by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:31 pm

Well I gues I can say this if so for one day.

Who's your daddy!!!!!!

AIIZ

by **cowboyangel** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:14 pm

he's with the mets. we proved ourselves for the rest of time.

by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:42 pm

cowboyangel wrote:he's with the mets. we proved ourselves for the rest of time.

The mets are in a tight race in the Eastern Division. Tough one to call there.

But we are having fun in the ANL. Most exciting baseball ever!

AIIZ

by **cowboyangel** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:59 pm

don't tell anyone, ANYONE, but in 75 I rooted for the Met's and they won the series, from yes, the Red Sox. Traitor? no, I just didn't like Wade Boggs.

by **joel the ornery** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:41 am

was there a baseball season this year?

by **cowboyangel** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:00 pm

you got the apple pie, you got the Mom, you got the uniform but you ain't got the US' greatest sport...go figure....

by **cowboyangel** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:33 am

the White Sox are doomed...doomed I tell you....doomed

by **joel the ornery** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:32 am

cowboyangel wrote:you got the apple pie, you got the Mom, you got the uniform but you ain't got the US' greatest sport...go figure....

"Shootin' is America's sport.
always has been, always will be."

Cole Younger, (Cliff Robertson) The Great Northfield, Minnesota Raid

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