by the_iconoclast » Wed Apr 20, 2005 7:48 pm
As recently appointed Commissar of Secret Police, I can say simply that the protection of the LEGITIMATELY acquired Mutant Vehicle will be a top priority. As part of the protective layers I wish to put a simple image in your minds - Flesh Eating Shrews. THose without proper papers who are found too close to the vehicle will be placed into a specially designed holding cell to await tortu... err... interrogation by the authorities of Kamp Apokiliptika. Those who question the legitimacy of our possession of said vehicle are clearly agents of not only the Great Satan, but stooges of the Oppressive Capitalistic forces that would attempt to crush, fold, spindle and mutilate the glory of our Beloved Leader, Kernul Killbuck, World Saviour, Post-Apokiliptic Messiah, and All-Around Nice Guy.
Der Kommissar