ePlaya

by **Borris** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 10:53 am

What would you do?

by **blyslv** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 10:57 am

When you come across a genuine, bona fide troll I hearby promise, pledge and solemly undertake to award a bottle of decent Champagne to the person who can provoke the longest response. We're talking sheer length, as I find that I have no patience to read the really long troll posts. Before next year's burn I will let you all know where I'm camping and if you show up with documentation that you baited the troll sucessfully you get the bubbly.

by **JezebelinHell** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 11:07 am

But our only troll isn't responding. Damn, I really like champagne too.

by **Niacin** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 11:13 am

I'm a patient person, I'd just wait for it to go away. I could just be lazy, though.

Max

by **Blenderhead** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 11:24 am

Clarification, please! What qualifies as "decent" champagne on the playa?

by **Borris** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 11:49 am

I'll settle for a bottle of Veuve Clicquot

by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 11:52 am

oh.... I don't know, maybe try some chocolate.

[rocking back and forth, from the heels of his shoes to the tips of his toes. hiding a number 6 Ballpeen Hammer behind his back]

simply,
the rebbi

by PJ » Wed Sep 24, 2003 12:25 pm

I might post a picture.

by **TestesInSac** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 12:40 pm

Depends on the troll, who else has flamed 'em, what the troll is about, my mood, are they cute, etc.

by **Niacin** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 12:41 pm

Borris wrote:I'll settle for a bottle of Veuve Clicquot

Smooth, tasty, and about $20 out of my range.

I usually just go with Korbel, but I've no complaints if somebody else is buying.

Cheers,
Max

by **RebA!** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 12:46 pm

Borris wrote:I'll settle for a bottle of Veuve Clicquot

http://burningman.bluedream.com/galleri ... mpagne.jpg

Ya know we brought a bottle of this champagne to the playa again this year.. and didnt drink it. Maybe next year borris.. we will all get together and drink good champagne til dawn (or until it runs out which ever comes first)

by **Blenderhead** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 12:59 pm

If VC is on the table, I'll not only get the troll to write the longest post, I'll find it, slay it, and bring its head to the party.

by **Borris** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 1:09 pm

U bring that and I'll bring the dom Perinion.

(I think we are sating a date for Champagne at the man)

by **Niacin** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 1:11 pm

I'm in for champagne at the Man.

Cheers,
Max

by **Guest** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 2:34 pm

I do not get a turn. I am currently being eaten by a Grue.

by **DogBoy** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 3:30 pm

I send one my 3 billygoats gruff via UPS to do battle!

by **blyslv** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:37 pm

"Decent champagne" ... see that's the kind of question that provokes troll wars, see e.g., Joseph Dunphy on the old list. It was precisely that question that provoked a response longer then the Starr report and 3x as boring

Lately we've been sipping Chandon, sometimes Gruet, if you don't like it, well fuck your day!

Please note the last was merely for purposes of grabbing a cheap ryhme.

Bubbly at the man. I'm in. Lexan Champagne glasses go on the list. Now I feel like a yuppie. Also seems like a decent place for an award ceremony, and we've still got like 11 months to seriously bait some trolls.

Don't try this at home...

http://www.afghanbooks.com/beartrap/english/16.htm

by **RebA!** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:42 pm

I have always wanted to try Dom P(something)champagne. Just has always been out of our price range. Mmmmmm bubbles

by **stuart** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 6:24 pm

I think a nice demi sec would be good for the conditions

ePlaya

All off you will never get the burningman spirit.

While walking the dark corners of the Eplaya you've encountered a Troll. what should you do???

All off you will never get the burningman spirit.

Set it on Fire, then Piss on it to put it out....

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