judas is transformed into god of gangsters, he really loves burners now and i'm teaching him how to rule the world when i leave...
satan is transformed into god of peace, he's learning t.a.z. and he's going to be in charge of peacefully taking over the world...
gia is now a burner, and will go with me when i leave...
-the man
funny thing...
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i am...
by the fire elf » Sun Jan 30, 2005 9:32 am
i am an infinitely expanding shiva who becomes powerfull through marrying... i am a polygamist...i am perfect
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preference
by the fire elf » Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:41 pm
i am a shakti worshiper...she has many beautiful temples suitable for my worship...
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I think I got a God Stuck on the bottom of my shoe..........
by Rabbi Dali Rick » Sun Jan 30, 2005 9:18 pm
There is no God only man. There is no man only God. If you need help going to meet your maker. Check in with Badger he can give you a lift.
You're new DimiGod of the Dayly,
the rebbi
You're new DimiGod of the Dayly,
the rebbi
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rabbi
by the fire elf » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:38 am
you're speaking as if you have some insight to share, but i find only dribble and a vague threat...
i suggest you pause before interacting with me, take a moment to gauge whether or not you feels it's worth my time, and then choose whether or not to involve yourself in what i'm doing...
i am here to save mankind from the rather severe situation it has created for itself...you distract me, and that's what your distracting me from...
i suggest you pause before interacting with me, take a moment to gauge whether or not you feels it's worth my time, and then choose whether or not to involve yourself in what i'm doing...
i am here to save mankind from the rather severe situation it has created for itself...you distract me, and that's what your distracting me from...
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by Ranger Genius » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:45 am
I've met my maker: Mattel Corp. I'm selling tickets to my seminar about how to get in touch with your inner Skipper Doll. Only $700 bucks!
“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”
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Re: rabbi
by dragonfly Jafe » Mon Jan 31, 2005 12:09 pm
"(make sure) it's worth my time, (before you respond)"
This sounds a tad pretentious...but ok.
i am here to save mankind from the rather severe situation it has created for itself...[/quote]
What if I am here to make sure mankind is not saved? Perhaps it is my mission to interfere with yours.
Besides, if you are a god (or goddess), shouldn't you have your own website?
This sounds a tad pretentious...but ok.
i am here to save mankind from the rather severe situation it has created for itself...[/quote]
What if I am here to make sure mankind is not saved? Perhaps it is my mission to interfere with yours.
Besides, if you are a god (or goddess), shouldn't you have your own website?
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Re: rabbi
by dragonfly Jafe » Mon Jan 31, 2005 3:49 pm
robotland wrote:My deity is more of a Server.
LOL - I certainly end up praying to my server at least once a day...(sometimes I also curse IT...) IT giveth and IT taketh away (especially if you have not recently conducted the ritual of backeth-up)
Yep-sounds like a deity to me!
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missing link
by the fire elf » Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:23 pm
kali's name is now satan
her number 666, to signify that she is less than perfect
her symbol, inverse pentagram to signify her fallen status
her number 666, to signify that she is less than perfect
her symbol, inverse pentagram to signify her fallen status
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by Ranger Genius » Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:07 pm
Kellie's name is now Stan.
Her number is 867-5309, to signify that she is interested in a good time.
Her symbol, etched on the bathroom stall, signifies her available status.
Her number is 867-5309, to signify that she is interested in a good time.
Her symbol, etched on the bathroom stall, signifies her available status.
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by unjonharley » Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:20 pm
thread is about as funny as a nudge in the nuts.
http://community.webtv.net/unjonharley/
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by the fire elf » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:41 am
wielding the perfect weapon, kali shakti, i am invincible
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by Ranger Genius » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:29 am
Wow, who'd've guessed? the fire elf is a Klingon!
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life
by the fire elf » Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:12 pm
we are to live as dolphins
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by Ranger Genius » Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:38 pm
“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”
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by the fire elf » Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:23 pm
>the fire elf is a Klingon!
bit more specific:
1/3 man
1/3 horse
1/3 dragon
bit more specific:
1/3 man
1/3 horse
1/3 dragon
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perfect
by the fire elf » Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:46 pm
shiva - true
shakti - true
shakti - true
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safe
by the fire elf » Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:57 pm
the internet is safe from demonic forces... it doesn't exist on their level of being...
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by Ranger Genius » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:40 pm
In fact, since you seem to keep forgetting them, maybe you should take the next six months' worth at once, so you don't have to worry about it?
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watch me dance for you
by the fire elf » Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:32 pm
i'm playing the role of a twisted jester...
amusement is lovely...
life is art...
amusement is lovely...
life is art...
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