Playa Names for 2005 (gift yours here)

[blueniteowl]

Using the name generator, I get:

disco boy, don't think I'm gonna use this one seeing as I'm a girl and not a huge fan of disco.

[Ranger Genius]

All the more reason to use it! like a cat named puppy!

[sparkletarte]

With my real name I get The Fist.

Sparkletarte gives me Squid Squisher.

Interestingly, they are kind of similar. And I have been called an iron fist in a velvet glove before... although I've never been fisted.

[theCryptofishist]

Someone's got to have "If I only Had a Brain Camp."

[Badger]

Mr. Fimapig

(Fictitious Malady for Pity Guy)

[theCryptofishist]

He'll always be FEMA Pig to me.

[Isotopia]

What with all that super-secret security clearance and such. Yeah, I'd imagine that FEMA will eventually come into the picture at some point as will future secret exotic travel.

Bond. Shames Bond.

[theCryptofishist]

I'm just piling dirt on my door.

[Isotopia]

Well, whatever you do don't forget to hold the 'Mayo.'

Clinic that is.

[Cardinal]

Can you post without attacking people? Lately that's all I see you doing.

[Badger]

Can you post without attacking people? Lately that's all I see you doing.

Cardinal, I guess you see whatever you're looking for. At least you seem to be ramping down the accusatory hyperbole of 'terrorizing' to the more general 'attacking.' I don't see Cryptofishist's post as attacking anything.

[Cardinal]

The behavior is strange but what if the guy's really sick? Not mentally but physically sick? Does anyone know him? Has anyone confirmed what he's saying? If his story is legit then the comments I've seen here are cruel.

[tonytohono]

I just gifted:

Tent Jacker Girl

To someone I know - she plans to just go without and means for supporting herself to see if she can to this sort of thing. Um... I am sure she wil be successful.

She says, "That's participation, right?"

I say, "Uh, yeah, I think so!"

[theCryptofishist]

Can you post without attacking people? Lately that's all I see you doing.

Who was attacked? *emimes confusion*

[Donita]

Another Way To Get A Name:

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = giggle
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.

[Donita]

Another Way To Get A Name:

RingO, your new name is Crusty FarkleTush.

[RingO'Fire]

Another Way To Get A Name:

RingO, your new name is Crusty FarkleTush.

"Crusty FarkleTush?!" Oooohh! Oh!, you...you...you...you just wait! I oughtta...oooo!...right now, if I could reach through this computer, I'd...I'd...[Ring emits a loud "harumpf!" and walks off in a snit].

[Ring sits in the corner, stroking his chin, steam is wafting out of his ears as we listen in on his thought process]
"Hmm...wait a minute...Donita used the third letter of my middle name to make me 'Crusty' Maybe I can get a cooler first name in her little scheme with the third letter of my actual first name. Let's see, the letter 'R' would make me...'Dorfus'? WTF?! That would make me 'Dorfus Sparkletush?' OK, nevermind...I think I'd rather be 'Crusty' than 'Dorfus.' After all, I guess I actually do feel kinda crusty at times. I've still got to think of a way to get back at Donita though. I'll just bide my time and wait till she lets her guard down, and then...mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha...her ass will be mine!"

[theCryptofishist]

Dipsy Dippenface.

But I could play wiht my other names for somethin' else.

[gigglesnort]

Dorfus Snicklebutt, thank you very much.

[Donita]

Another Way To Get A Name:

Me: You gotta be kidding me -- Sloopy WaffleBrains -- Fuck that -- I'mMonkeypoo!!

Tony Tohono: You will now be known as... Sloopy PottyShorts (falling on the floor, laughing my ass off!)

DVD Player: You will now be known as...Sloopy WaffleBrains (hey! We have the same letters/name!)

Mom: You will now be known as...Tootsie PottyHiney (rolling on the floor, just about to wet myself from laughing!!)

[othereye]

I think I'm going out to this year's event with the plan of keeping othereye as my playa name. If I'm given a new one while I'm out there, so be it! As it is, I like that I can just attach little googly eyes to my playa-gifts by way of signature.

Is this dumb? Cool?

[theCryptofishist]

It's perfectly fine.

[Mister Jellyfish Mister]

You asked for it, now go get it.

Your new playa name awaits you in the Playa Name Generator at:

http://www.mutantvehicle.com/name_generator.htm

Step inside your destiny.

[pops]

Oonmlagus Garfungaloopsa = Eploding Frogs Again

Bandersnatch Froomeii

[robotland]

Because I cut up old aluminum pots and pans to make art, my nieces call me "Uncle Clatter". My wife works at a bank, so (insert image of Scrooge McDuck swimming in the coin vault) her nickname is "Auntie Jingle".

[Bay Bridge Sue]

Snooty Pottyshorts? Yeech! I like Bic Flicker better, tho not by much...

Then again, another generator did my Pirate name as was Black Anne Flynt, which led to a whole new (and irrepresibly far more fun) character...

Might even bring the old costume out, tho what should I do with my flyntlock pistole? Arrghhh...

Not to mention it was a lot better than either Pottyshorts (Yeech!) or Snooty (or even the machine generated Bic Flicker).

Oh, I jjust put Bay Bridge Sue in the first name, nothing in the last, and it came back "the Stalker"... Heh heh heh... now *that* one is cool!

[Mister Jellyfish Mister]

Snooty Pottyshorts? Yeech! I like Bic Flicker better, tho not by much...

Then again, another generator did my Pirate name as was Black Anne Flynt, which led to a whole new (and irrepresibly far more fun) character...

Might even bring the old costume out, tho what should I do with my flyntlock pistole? Arrghhh...

Not to mention it was a lot better than either Pottyshorts (Yeech!) or Snooty (or even the machine generated Bic Flicker).

Oh, I jjust put Bay Bridge Sue in the first name, nothing in the last, and it came back "the Stalker"... Heh heh heh... now *that* one is cool!

Yes, Stick with The Stalker. Bic Flicker is something that refers to a man who stands outside of truck stops. Flicking the bic lighter is a universal signal to the truckers that you are "willing". Enjoy!

[mullethunter]

well with the name generator i would be butt brush (eh, not really feelin that one), but i really like the new method one sleezy frickenbrains! hmmm.. we just might have a winner.

[ahchim-namdongsang]

my "real" name came out from the name generator with:

[color=red][size=18]Fancy Pants[/size][/color] :oops:

That name doesn't become me. My pants, even if I decided to actually wear any, would very likely [b]not[/b] be fancy.

I'm gifiting it to whoever would feel comfortable in it. Please take it.
Soon.

[Zem]

Another Way To Get A Name:

Funky Giggleface.
...yes....(runs and hides behind an cocktail umbrella)