Burning man Fest 2005 Classic rock Cover band now forming!!!

[Rockdrummer]

I will be looking for any musicians interested in performing at the next BM fest. We will need to building a stage and have generators and a light system. Im asking that interested musicians be capable of playing about 50 songs and have the ability to bring thier own generator or extra cash to kick in. If interested post a reply including email address. Im located in San Diego and this will be my first BM Fest. I play classic rock but am open to other genres. Serious inquiries only please

[Zulegoona]

A friendly word Rockdrummer, cross-posting to multiple is a no no.

good luck with the band, I'm looking forward to seeing you.

[Rockdrummer]

Please forgive my actions. Im new and was unaware of that rule but can understand why such a rule exists.

[4caminos]

Rockdrummer.

dude, I'll kick yer ass. I've got the classic rock concession at Burning Man already sewn up. We've been rocking the Classic Rock Stage since the day, son.

Mott The Hoople? Got it.
Stones? Start me up.
Nugent? Killed it.
Creedence? Proud (mary) to do it.
Bacharach? Er, no.

Yer gonna have to file a petition and go through the ORG like everyone else.

Best,
4Caminos

[Badger]

Yer gonna have to file a petition and go through the ORG like everyone else.

What?

[4caminos]

heh heh.
Just a bit of mis-direction, for my own amusement.

Rockdrummer, go here: www.stumprecords.com
we'll be there in 2005, and if there's anything we can help you with, lemme know.

4Caminos

[buckethead alien]

Yer gonna have to file a petition and go through the ORG like everyone else.

What?

Uh, Badgey, this was a joke, I think. Nugent?

[DVD Burner]

Note at the bottom he says:

Rockdrummer.

dude, I'll kick yer ass. I've got the classic rock concession at Burning Man already sewn up. We've been rocking the Classic Rock Stage since the day, son.

Mott The Hoople? Got it.
Stones? Start me up.
Nugent? Killed it.
Creedence? Proud (mary) to do it.
Bacharach? Er, no.

Yer gonna have to file a petition and go through the ORG like everyone else.

Best,
4Caminos

An obvious joke.
I can see how the less than intelligent could miss it.

[DVD Burner]

Rockdrummer,

What kinda rock are you gonna do? any Tool, Perceft circle or a sample king crimson?

I play bass. I'm still thinking if I should buy a bang around just for the playa.

[DVD Burner]

That's perfect circle.

[4caminos]

Note at the bottom he says:

Rockdrummer.

dude, I'll kick yer ass. I've got the classic rock concession at Burning Man already sewn up. We've been rocking the Classic Rock Stage since the day, son.

Mott The Hoople? Got it.
Stones? Start me up.
Nugent? Killed it.
Creedence? Proud (mary) to do it.
Bacharach? Er, no.

Yer gonna have to file a petition and go through the ORG like everyone else.

Best,
4Caminos

An obvious joke.
I can see how the less than intelligent could miss it.

DVD Burner,
thanks for em-biggening my word. Yes, I was joking about the petition part.
That Chicken John bastard has really started something here. A good thing, I think, to start thinking about how to spark up some of that ineffable (sp?) goodness I used to feel.

Anyway, Classic Rock Camp is an excellent idea!
Posters and stuff, big swap-meet bongs lying around, maybe a '78 Camaro Art Car.

Any live music is most welcome, in my book.

4Caminos

P.S.: DVD Burner, what's a "plonk"?

[DVD Burner]

I almost missed this message.

A Plonker is a botton or function that allows a user, say a user on this board, the option to ignore whomever the user wants to ignore.

Basicly an ignore function. It's been asked for on this board since phpbbs ( the company that makes this board. look at the bottom of this page.)
was installed for eplaya.

mine is just a virtual plonker. It's my way of saying Plonk this.

[4caminos]

Ahh, gotcha.
An "ignore all posts from this user" button.

Thanks for the info.

So, who should I ignore?

4Caminos

[DVD Burner]

This bitch is an execellent start. He never gets it. Thinks in slow motion.

Yer gonna have to file a petition and go through the ORG like everyone else.

What?

[4caminos]

This bitch is an execellent start. He never gets it. Thinks in slow motion.

Yer gonna have to file a petition and go through the ORG like everyone else.

What?

DVD,
I ain't getting in the middle of a family spat.

You're a bouncy little fucker. Can you make your avatar do the Cabbage Patch?

bTW, my drummer loves Tool and Perfect Circle, he'll play that shit with you.
That's some good white-boy music.

4Caminos

[regynalonglank]

ok so how about some chick rock? i kin scream me some geddy lee, or you know, go crazy on you and shit...do you doods do the chick rock thing, or what? i'm thinking like little rubber shorts and a vinyl top, some really thigh high boots...oh yeah. and big, big dusty hair.

[4caminos]

ok so how about some chick rock? i kin scream me some geddy lee, or you know, go crazy on you and shit...do you doods do the chick rock thing, or what? i'm thinking like little rubber shorts and a vinyl top, some really thigh high boots...oh yeah. and big, big dusty hair.

Yes, yes, Regynalonglank.

4Caminos is behind you all the way.
Post a list of chick-rock faves and we'll learn us some.

If you can do Chrissie Hynde, you'll kill on the playa.

4Caminos

[regynalonglank]

hell yes. as a matter of fact people often remark upon my voice as being similiar to my girl Chrissie - i am so all over that! Middle of the Road me, put some Brass in Pocket, put me Back on the Chain Gang, it's just the Night in my Veins. but Don't Get Me Wrong, i can sound like a lot of other people too. My Heart is in the right place, not to mention range (heh) so I can as promised Go Crazy on You in These Dreams, but don't think i'm not a Heartbreaker, cuz i kin rock that too.

I don't give a damn about my Bad Reputation so Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah) - I'm a Cherry Bomb! and I Love Rock n' Roll so Hit Me With Your Best Shot baby cuz i am ready to lite your ass on fire :) if Chuck E's in Love i guess i'll go there too cuz it's just no fun to go alone, and most of all it's Because the Night Belongs to Lovers especially in the hottest city in the world, our home town, hard Black ROCK City!

[4caminos]

heh heh. Excellent, Regynalonglank!

i feel my mullet growing back already.
This sounds like a fun side-project for me and the boys.
We're usually playing throughout the BRC, but we always have one night where we go "uh, what now?"
This sounds perfect for that.

Where's that Rockdrummer dude?

4Caminos

[regynalonglank]

right on. uh, what now? night it is!

i dunno man, where is that rockdrummer dude anyways?

there is just nothin like standing up in front of a real rock band, makes yer hair stand up on end and shit. i'm gonna have to start working on my rocker chick moves, you know, that side kick thing, and the whole on your knees in front of the guitar solo thing, oh man, this is going to be a freakin blast!

woo hoo! that oughta put the woo woo in somebody's hoo ha :) i know that it will for me. can ya dig it? yes i can!

heh...he said mullet!

[Buttsex Avocado]

I'd like to play lead. Can do Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, Jerry Garcia, Stevie Ray, Mot the Hoople, and War.

Welcome to the Playa my son, here are some of the members of my band!

:roll: :D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :cry: :oops: :P :x :evil: :twisted: :wink: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :wink: :roll: :twisted: :evil: :cry: :oops: :P :x :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :| :mrgreen:

[4caminos]

right on, Buttsex Avocado, you and your emoticons are more than welcome.

Looks like it's me and my boys, you and Regynalonglank.

Now, where the fuck is Rockdrummer?
Typical drummer, coming in late.

Q.) how do you know when there's a drummer at the door?
A.) He's holding a pizza.

thank you, I'll be here all week!

4Caminos

[regynalonglank]

heh...how do you know when there's a singer at your front door?

they can't find the key, and they don't know when to come in!

ba dum dum pish!



what do you call a bass player without a girlfriend?

homeless!

hee.


how do you get a guitar player to stop playing?

put sheet music in front of him :)



how do you get a piano player to stop playing?

take the sheet music away from them...

uh - thankyouveryymuch!

[Mister Jellyfish Mister]

How do you know the stage is level?

Bass player is dreuling evenly at both sides of his mouth.

[XS]

Q. How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. The keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

Ka-Ka-dum!

[Buttsex Avocado]

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?





































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