ePlaya

by **EspressoDude** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:31 am

dang kernel:

that must be powrfull stuff. made that gal's eyes goofy, one an inch higher than the other...........

by **Killbuck** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:35 am

We are shipping a supply to your location now.

Use it only for good, and not for evil

by **Killbuck** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:01 am

by **Killbuck** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:11 pm

by **EspressoDude** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:46 am

It took a while to rebuild the Trojan plant, but we are back online with Nuclear grade!

Get yours now. Get a BUZZ, and a lifetime "glow"

(NRC testing show only 23579 mega roentgens per shot, lifetime max dose is 0.01)

by **pinemom** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:19 am

should I take it through a stint??

by **EspressoDude** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:31 am

HUMP DAY GRIND?????

Espresso is on ready and Ooh so tasty Firing off shots to get peeps going

by **pinemom** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:31 am

Ill take that one! In bed please! last tent right corner behind bar!

by **EspressoDude** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:21 am

Bedside service....just for you

by **EspressoDude** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:47 am

a needy playa traveler:

he is gonna be disappointed.....no mocha.....no frappa...
(edit) no caramel either

just naked espresso

by **Box Burner** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:31 am

Nuclear grade espresso in bed. Just what I need this morning. Behind the bar. Tall white tent with the flag on top. Thanks.

by **EspressoDude** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 7:55 am

CLICK

20 minutes later
Espresso machine is ON...warmed up

Taste tested and pronounced ready to serve...wake up gauranteed or your money back..

Espresso: One of the few legal highs available without a prescription.

looking for a few good barristas
Home of eplaya: EspressoDirect™; EspressoDirectInject™ IV; Foglamp™ Espresso shooter serving systems

by **EspressoDude** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:53 pm

stand back gang EspressoDude ready with the espresso shooter to repel bots and other slime....

Just back from Costco.....54 lbs of San Fran Bay French Roast beans...3 flats of 6 ea 3lb bags..

We are gonna be buzzin on the playa

by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:27 am

"...Lay down a surpessing fire of short, controlled bursts!!!"

by **EspressoDude** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:02 pm

Fine Espresso tasting tomorrow at EspressoCamp

be sure to "dress-up"

by **Peacekeeper** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:08 pm

by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 7:04 am

Those eyes. Those uber hentai dialated super eyes! It must be the espresso!

by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 5:30 pm

that's Japanese espresso!

by **EspressoDude** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:52 pm

We also have barrista training available at EspressoCamp..In order to meet quality standards proper training is essential.

sign up for classes now

by **bubblebar** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:57 pm

Wonderful! You're back in the same spot at 3:00 Plaza! Bubble Bar will also be in our same spot at the entrance to the Plaza (with even more toys and booze). I love that picture with the t-shirts we brought for you...can't wait to see you all again!

- BubbleBoy

by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:47 pm

Congratulations to our neighbors, Espressocamp on their excellent placement (near us) at the 3:00 Plaza. Please pick up your radiation badges at Apokiliptika HQ.

Out.

by **Overcast** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:51 am

EDude, my morning hero,

I sent you a nice espresso pic because her laziness couldn't be bothered to find a public server to upload it, sorry. It's a word doc, hope your filter allows it.

So who's going to be in charge of barista training this year?

Have a good burn!!

Dusty kisses,
Claudi

by **EspressoDude** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:29 am

Oh Claudi Overcast:

Got the pic, will post later, good attitute.

ESPRESSO CAMP LOCATION:

3:00 PLAZA next to Ranger oupost Berlin

She likes it when we play with her knobs and make her hot, flip the little levers so she growls, steams, and breathes heavy..

Our hot Espresso Machine now serving up the tasty goodness this morning
Naked Espresso

now accepting applications/recruiting barristas/campers

by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:47 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:We are shipping a supply to your location now.

Use it only for good, and not for evil

...stingy bastards.

by **EspressoDude** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:44 am

Nothing like this offered at EspressoCamp:

We don't have any foo-foo wuss additives...
like cream, milk,soy

Batlady would be a "A VERY SATISFIED CUSTOMER" at EspressoCamp

Espresso: One of the few legal highs available without a prescription.

Home of eplaya: EspressoDirect™; EspressoDirectInject™ IV; Foglamp™ Espresso shooter serving systems

by **EspressoDude** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:26 am

EspressoDude crawls out from under the warm snuggly Never Ending Blanket, rubs the sleepy out of his eyes...

CLICK, ON goes the Espresso Machine..........
.....
..... crawls under the warm snuggly Never Ending Blanket...zzzz,....zzzz,...zzz,..zz,..z,..ZZ-sTOP!!
.....
.....
ZZ-TOP!!
.
.
crawls out from under the warm snuggly Never Ending Blanket.
..
.
fills porta filter..
pulls the lever...

AHHHH the aroma of fresh brewed Espresso

mmmmm the taste of fresh brewed Espresso

ZZ-TOP!!

Espresso: One of the few legal highs available without a prescription.

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by **EspressoDude** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:12 am

GOOD MORNING ALL!!!

ESPRESSO IS ON AND READY!!

COME AND GET A TASTE OF THE BEST COFFEE DRINK ON THE PLAYA

by **thejohnstamos** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:56 am

Nummy numm numms....

sweet esspresso goodnesss. I can almost smell it

by **EspressoDude** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:06 am

zzzz ZZ oooOOHH wakey wakey

Edude rolls out of bed, wanders out to the EspressoShack, turns on the machine CLICK

Lights dim in the plaza. Back to the storage unit brings out the grinder, porta filters, Beans.

Machine starting to sing as the water is heating.

Dust off the Bar top, etc.
Set up the hand wash station.. OK just about ready.

Grinds the first beans of the morning smells so good

"WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE"

Run some water thru the porta filters to heat em up, tamp the first shots, mountem up, PULL! AHHHHhhhhhh,

That first life giving nectar of the morning...The aroma the Crema, Can't wait to taste it, feel it pour past my lips.....Sooo good, Yeah

OK DAY, bring it on Ready 4 u

"ESPRESSO IS ON"

by **Killbuck** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:52 am

ePlaya

ESPRESSOCAMP returns to bring you the Buzz

Back at 3:00!

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