Welcome to The Sprawl

[NaughtyGiraffe]

Lakeside cottages are going fast... Have you made your reservation for a mountain-view lot in the Shangri-Sprawl?

Welcome to The Sprawl: "A relatively clean place to camp." Known primarily as the residential suburb of Shangri-La Village (which also contains PolyParadise and the Human Carcass Wash), The Sprawl is ideal for folks who want to know where they'll be camping before they hit the playa, and who want that warm 'n fuzzy neighborhood feeling without the obligations of a high-maintenance theme camp.

We're aiming for placement again this year on the 7:30 spoke. Trailers/RVs/art cars are welcome, as are families, virgins, lost souls, wandering minstrels, solo campers, and defunct theme camp refugees.

If you're interested in joining The Sprawl, please email real estate coordinator Spatch to inquire about available properties: marasorkin at hotmail dot com.

[p'ornge]

Do ya gots a kitch'n? How 'bout a shower? I don't noah 'bout yous, but I get awflea stanky frum whompin' on ma toad bellie all the day long.

[flipper]

You've got a darn carcass wash right there, (wo?)man... 8)

[Ugly Dougly]

It's not dusty is it?

[AntiM]

Tempting if I weren't already part of a bitchin' camp ... y'all got some fine folkses yer campin' with.