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by **dragonfly Jafe** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:39 am

...umm, excuse me, but aren't those Dead Herring pictured? Whose future DOOM are you predicting really? There is still time to see the light, submit to your inevitable future DOOM, and comply utterly.

Now, Then, Tomorrow, it doesn't really matter; We are all Fucking Doomed!

...can you still bring the heavy water however?

by **EL Wire** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:20 am

Sure we'll bring the heavy wather! Though it's quite unstable when it is not frozen! Which can be a problem in the desert! We're working on a solution to the problem. We think it can be solved using a special Herring!

El Wire, Hot Wire and Barb Wire

by **dragonfly Jafe** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:20 pm

Heavy Herring? Can it truly be that simple? They approach the target area individually by the millions, then school when on-target...Mein Gott!

by **EL Wire** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:37 pm

I think the solution to the problem will be to put a small Herring inside the bottle.
But we'll have the Camp Herring Science Group to test that first.

by **EL Wire** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:34 pm

by **Bay Bridge Sue** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:52 pm

Komrade Enemy EL-wire:

How did I know you'd take "bait"??? >heh heh heh< Typikal fish...

Thank you for proving point. I figure by now your finger is getting tired? 1000 klicks in 15 minutes? Totally credible - NYET!!

Have a day. You really *are* doomed.

влюбленность и гранаты,
Б. Б. Суз…

by **Bay Bridge Sue** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:28 pm

Um... Guys...

Isn't artifically boosting your own "hit" count just a little bit lame?

I mean, come on. 2000+ "views" in an hour and a half? There hasn't been that many people on line. And the only one viewing here was... well... ask EL-...

I'm sorry... we thought you were a classy enemy. Perhaps we were... um... mistaken? Sorry to call you on poorly executed propoganda, but propoganda only works when it's not so blatantly false.

Then again, Considering the source, I expected no less.

Combatantly yours,
Б. Б. Суз…

by **Kinetic IV** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:44 pm

Most site trackers have the option to set the base count..if it jumped up that high in a short time frame someone may have been tinkering with it.

by **Bay Bridge Sue** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:57 pm

I watched him bump it over about 30 minutes. Kinda interesting. Bet his finger is sore tomorrow.

bb

by **dragonfly Jafe** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:58 am

...remember, they are experimenting with Jelly's time technology (tm), perhaps that really WAS just one viewing by ELwire (but he kept going back to it using time travel). Why, maybe he didn't even start going back in time to view it until you complained about it! Why, he could still be going back to view it then now!

by **EL Wire** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:44 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:I watched him bump it over about 30 minutes. Kinda interesting. Bet his finger is sore tomorrow.

bb

Hey hey, he he he! Slow down your horses BB Sue!
I did not notice that before now. Someone obviously has had some fun here.
Or maybe some Japanese radio station has started broadcasting a weekly Camp Herring rapport?
That just proves how untrustable the views counter is on reflecting traffic, and that’s for all others to.
But I see no problems with that.
If people enjoy turbo clicking on the Camp Herring thread please do so! Everything that makes Kamp Apokiliptika mad is good.

I also used HTTT and went back in time to take some notes and found that the 26th of desember Kamp Apokiliptika had 12427 views, and today it's 14391 . Is not that strange when ePlaya was allmost dead during that period.

by **Bay Bridge Sue** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:18 pm

EL Wire wrote:
Bay Bridge Sue wrote:I watched him bump it over about 30 minutes. Kinda interesting. Bet his finger is sore tomorrow.

Hey hey, he he he! Slow down your horses BB Sue!
I did not notice that before now. Someone obviously has had some fun here.

Is intereasting, da... since you were the only one to browse the forum "2006 theme camps" during time of rapid "fish spawn" activity.

Is ok, tho... we have measures of control in effect...

We are to suspect you not notice that little bar on top of the entry screen? Oops... Should to watch out for such things. Amazing what trained interrogatrix finds out…

If really worked, your "HTTT" should have to seen that flaw in your plan. Is okay - we are glad to will help you find other errors as well...

We are to hope your finger is not too sore. >grins<

Combatantly yours,
Б. Б. Суз..

by **EL Wire** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:52 pm

***Happy new year to all you allies and enemies!***
Camp Herring is a bit flintstone compared to other camps and Herring seems harmless, but a Herring traveling 600 mph addressed your face is to take serious.

by **dragonfly Jafe** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:58 am

by **EL Wire** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:31 pm

JellyFish is safe here in Norway.
We'll take good care of him.
And with the HTTT he got all the time he wants in Oslo.

by **EL Wire** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:47 am

by **Killbuck** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:02 pm

Feed the pets, would you? They look hungry

by **EL Wire** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:59 am

Nude girl with Herring!!!! Wooooooooooow!!!!
That's like the perfect world!

But it's also great danger!
It could easily nock out the Camp Herring Security Staff guarding our Herring supply.

I guess that's it with the Camp Herring thread beeing a nude free zone Kernul Killbuck.

by **Killbuck** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:21 am

We of APOKILIPTIKA fear this not.

by **Bay Bridge Sue** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:31 am

Now *that* brings back memories!!

Looks like will be good war campaign this year, darlinks... Especially with our secret mammary anti-concealment weapon. With it will bare their... sole... >grin<

Annhiliatingly yours,

Б. Б. Суз

PS - Kernul Killbuck is watching YOU
You Are All f***ing doomed

Б. Б... ИЗ__________

by **EL Wire** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:16 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:We of APOKILIPTIKA fear this not.

I told you nude woman’s represent grave danger!

by **Major Roosevelt** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:01 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Um... Guys...

Isn't artifically boosting your own "hit" count just a little bit lame?

I mean, come on. 2000+ "views" in an hour and a half? There hasn't been that many people on line. And the only one viewing here was... well... ask EL-...

I'm sorry... we thought you were a classy enemy. Perhaps we were... um... mistaken? Sorry to call you on poorly executed propoganda, but propoganda only works when it's not so blatantly false.

Then again, Considering the source, I expected no less.

Combatantly yours,
Б. Б. Суз…

Well...now I mosied over here to the Norwegian "dark corner" and see that they had another 2,000 view day. Pretty good. Wow. It takes most threads weeks if not months for that. This artificial boosting is so sad, it's almost comical. It must be very cold and snowy in Norway right now.

Since I am writing from sunny Florida I guess I'll head out to the pool with my pina colada and let the Norwegians boost their count another couple grand....

by **EL Wire** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:00 pm

I see your counter do quick jumps all the time Major Roosevelt.
Don't you think I'm smart enough to see that?

by **Major Roosevelt** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:40 pm

EL Wire wrote:I see your counter do quick jumps all the time Major Roosevelt. Don't you think I'm smart enough to see that?

Aktually, no, I've never used the word "smart" and "Norwegian" in the same sentence before...though I have to admit you are damn good at graphiks!!! I just assume that the Walruses are all hibernating and you have nothing to do until the first thaw in July.

Kamp Apokiliptika has an entire akkounting department dedikated to the tracking of thread hits. We have analyzed ours and find it to be pretty much linear. In the 70 or so days that we have had our thread running we have seen an average of 200 to 300 views per day. That has remained fairly constant.

On the other hand, your thread has run approximately 40 days and with roughly a quarter of the replies (this is something we like to call "math" in America) you have had a similar number of views. On several days, per our tracking logs, you have had 1,000 to 2,000 views. Klearly, this is someone in Norway (with no Penguins available for rekreational sex those days) sitting in their igloo clicking on the thread over and over.

It's just sorta sad. We at Apokiliptika kontinue to search for worthy adversaries. Those from last year were assimilated or bekame allies.

You keep klicking, we'll keep looking.

TR

EL Wire checking the thread count on Eplaya....

by **EL Wire** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:19 am

By using the famous HTTT I'm able to tell you all that the day of the burn is going to be clear and sunny!
Here is a picture from the Future that I downloaded from the Gerlach web cam!

by **dragonfly Jafe** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 6:05 am

...if I join Camp Herring, can I use the HTTT to determine which days I am going to over-do things, so that I can avoid the following days?

by **EL Wire** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 6:36 am

dragonfly Jafe wrote:...if I join Camp Herring, can I use the HTTT to determine which days I am going to over-do things, so that I can avoid the following days?

Traveling into the future or back will not solve your problem when the damage is done.
What you could do is from now on start writing down the days you over-do it in a notebook and store it in a place where you can find it in the future.
Then go into the future and look it up.

by **Bay Bridge Sue** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:16 pm

What an amazing following your camp has - over 1200 hits a day - remarkable! Especially when there weren't that many people logged in to eplaya over course of same day... Maybe the the .ru crowd is helping? >giggles<

Please tell me secret of your success... Perhaps we can capitalize on it? Study it for posterity? Laugh in its general direction?

Have nice day...
Б. Б. Суз

by **EL Wire** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:39 pm

Yes I am amazed my self over all this views.
I think that we have many fans that use it and think of it as voting.
And I also think that there are many anonymously turbo clickers having fun with Kamp Apokiliptika being so turbulent about it.

by **Bay Bridge Sue** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:52 pm

I noticed same thing... Perhaps is due the popularity of war? Armed conflict as spectator sport? Or perhap some of our fan base is to feel pity on you and boost your ratings, to make you appear more worthy opponent? >heh heh heh<

In spirit of fairness, Red Hammer & Sickle asks us to advise you to let you know, is difficult being enormously famous, having such huge fan base... Is not new to us, of course, but do hope you are up to challenges will be to presenting.

Acrimoniously yours,
Б. Б. Суз

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