Actively look for your theme camp. Few if any theme camps are looking at eplaya. Look at the list of camps and contact them. There's a thread in the 2012 Theme Camp sub-forum.
This year is weird because of the ticket situation, but people are doing the final push and may not want to break in someone.
Also, consider camping by yourself. You'll have neighbors and in brc that translates into friends pretty easily.
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.