On your knees, I'm here!

[remi]

Why is the vagine over the heart?

[wh..sh]

Why is the vagine over the heart?

**Insert obvious reasons here**

[wh..sh]

What an interesting "Carte du Tendre", wh...sh!! I've found my way so far.

I hope you remember last night though!

It was one of those nights when the wolves were silent and only the moon howled.

[theCryptofishist]

Why is the vagine over the heart?

**Insert obvious reasons here**

Is "vagine" now a two syllable word? and did the Academie Francias sign off on the change?

[Savannah]

Why is the vagine over the heart?

**Insert obvious reasons here**

Is "vagine" now a two syllable word? and did the Academie Francias sign off on the change?

It is--the way Borat pronounces it.

[theCryptofishist]

Second time that's come up in two days. I feel so out of it.
Especially as the first time it was a couple of twenty-something men practically insisting that I go drinking with them. Should I have leapt at that chance like a salmon swimming upstream?

[Savannah]

Second time that's come up in two days. I feel so out of it.
Especially as the first time it was a couple of twenty-something men practically insisting that I go drinking with them. Should I have leapt at that chance like a salmon swimming upstream?

Yes.

Drink half as much, mind you, and keep on your person an emergency fund, a road flare, and a shiv.

[theCryptofishist]

Where were you when I was sixteen?

[Savannah]

Dateless in my attic room, mooning over a Skid Row poster.

[teardropper]

Someone check this out... aren't we about quota with creepy frenchman inhabited by evil spirits...? I know last year we were up a bit, but then had those two nasty incidents... ? I'm only asking for the good of the camp...

..and the children... who will save the children... ?

[ygmir]

Someone check this out... aren't we about quota with creepy frenchman inhabited by evil spirits...? I know last year we were up a bit, but then had those two nasty incidents... ? I'm only asking for the good of the camp...

..and the children... who will save the children... ?

you coulda stopped right there.

[wh..sh]

Someone check this out... aren't we about quota with creepy frenchman inhabited by evil spirits...? I know last year we were up a bit, but then had those two nasty incidents... ? I'm only asking for the good of the camp...

..and the children... who will save the children... ?

Sorry, this falls under radical inclusion.

[Foxfur]

On your knees?
You're not the first religious entity to say that to me...
(It left a bad taste in my mouth)