On your knees, I'm here!

[Antoine]

No that's ok, you can stay seated...

Well, here I am on eplaya, with my eBike and my eCup, looking for cool eBurners to meet... So where to start?

A few words about me, I am a fierce ancient mesoamerican God trapped in a creepy Frenchman body, I live in Paris, yet I have country houses in New Orleans, Brussels, Yzorderrex, Kaddath and -of course- Black Rock.

I love to give hugs, and to steal souls. I like food, sex and arts, and manipulation of the masses. This is not presented in order of preferences...

I am looking to take over the world.

Of course, like any god, I already love you, but you must love me first.

Tag, you're it....

Love,

Antoine

[moonrise]

Welcome!

You'll love the BRC French Quarter...might want to look them up. Have fun!

[Antoine]

I already did... (that's omniscience, right there!). They throw cool parties too, for Tutu Mardi Gras... But it's always packed!!

Thanks for welcoming me, Moonrise, that's sweet. Would you like to become a High Priest of me?

Love,

A.

[jkisha]

Hey there, welcome to eplaya!

[Antoine]

Super-merci, JK! And congratulation for your avatar, it rocks!!

[moonrise]

Wellll, I'd like to become high, but I have too much mundane work to do.

We can discuss it, behind closed doors...

ETA: I love you first

[theCryptofishist]

No man (or god) gets me on my knees.

[Antoine]

Wellll, I'd like to become high, but I have too much mundane work to do.

We can discuss it, behind closed doors...

ETA: I love you first

Bah it's not that time consuming, you know. Only takes to put on some nice exotic feathers and to rip out beating hearts from consentent adults... It's fun, and it's good for the ego.

We can discuss it whenever convenient!

Love back,

[wh..sh]

I always wanted to "Do it" with god... or with french *wishful thinking*

[lucky420]

Hola and Hello...

[Antoine]

I always wanted to "Do it" with god... or with french *wishful thinking*

That's the most intense welcome post I could think of -at least in this dimension!

Thanks, wh...sh. I'll make sure to swing by tonite, when your soul is wandering, to carry out that wishful thinking.

[moonrise]

I don't do feathers, or god to be honest.

But I do love French food

[Ugly Dougly]

Kaddath is marvelous this time of year.

[wh..sh]

That's the most intense welcome post I could think of -at least in this dimension!
Thanks, wh...sh. I'll make sure to swing by tonite, when your soul is wandering, to carry out that wishful thinking.

You sound like Christophe in Choses secrètes and that totally works for me See ya tonight!

[Antoine]

I don't do feathers, or god to be honest.

But I do love French food

That can be arranged to... I mean, what do you think I eat in Black Rock? Big Macs? Nope... Good old French foooooooooooood

The whole 7:30 street knows about that

[Antoine]

Kaddath is marvelous this time of year.

Although careful with the putrefaction stench. It can easily give nausea, and the locals push it.... Precambrian there was nicer; shoggoth were more polite and it's the best season for tentacles.

[Antoine]

You sound like Christophe in Choses secrètes and that totally works for me See ya tonight!

I am Christophe. And Valmont. and Justine.... And all of us will have fun in a few hours!

[illy dilly]

Welcome to eplaya!

[junglesmacks]

Kaddath is marvelous this time of year.

Although careful with the putrefaction stench. It can easily give nausea, and the locals push it.... Precambrian there was nicer; shoggoth were more polite and it's the best season for tentacles.

I seriously thought this was spambot fill text at first when I read this.

[Ugly Dougly]

Surely you jest:

...a fierce ancient mesoamerican God trapped in a creepy Frenchman body...

[illy dilly]

Kaddath is marvelous this time of year.

Although careful with the putrefaction stench. It can easily give nausea, and the locals push it.... Precambrian there was nicer; shoggoth were more polite and it's the best season for tentacles.

I seriously thought this was spambot fill text at first when I read this.

Still not sure it isn't?

[wh..sh]

hey! What happened to our appointment last night? May be I made a date with Spambot... sad story of my life.

[theCryptofishist]

Spambot probably got eaten by a group of rogue Samoans.

(Hey, I can dream, can't I?)

[ygmir]

Spambot probably got eaten by a group of rogue Samoans.

(Hey, I can dream, can't I?)

the devils incarnate!

[Antoine]

hey! What happened to our appointment last night? May be I made a date with Spambot... sad story of my life.

Erf I'm sorry I have no latitude on which dream I popped up in. But obviously it wasn't the last one, which is why you don't remember anything. And that's too bad, your idea of suddenly growing two more penis was grand...

I'll try again tonite. Hopefully we will get busted by your alarm clock, and you'll smile for the reste of the month...

[wh..sh]

Here's a map to my heart. Yes, its complicated! Don't get lost

[Kontradiction]

Am I the only one not getting the humour here?

[wh..sh]

Am I the only one not getting the humour here?

No, no... my jokes are usually THIS bad.

[Antoine]

What an interesting "Carte du Tendre", wh...sh!! I've found my way so far.

I hope you remember last night though!

[ygmir]

Here's a map to my heart. Yes, its complicated! Don't get lost

small intestine?