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by **nymphgonebad** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:10 pm

Niacin wrote:Absolutely. In fact, I think henchwomen even get promoted faster, and are much more valuable to the overall Plan.

Max

as well they should; they live longer, for one thing.

by **Flux** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:12 pm

Ivy wrote:I'm more looking for someone to cook me dinner and rub my feet.

I'm not much of a cook but, next time I'm down your way, I'll buy you dinner and rub your feet. How's that?

In addition, she wrote:I already carve my own stones, thanks: http://tinyurl.com/omxc

Beautiful! I love the silver and gold inlay. You creative people never cease to amaze me.

by **blyslv** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:13 pm

Ivy wrote:
If you need an escort and benevolent handler, I could be your straight man and designated driver.

I'm currently taking applications for minions...you interested?

Duh, yeah!

by **Ivy** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:20 pm

Be warned: there is a rigorous application process...

by **nymphgonebad** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:22 pm

Ivy wrote:Be warned: there is a rigorous application process...

oh, be honest ivy. the job isn't as fun as it looks.

by **antron** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:30 pm

princess strych-9 wrote:the job isn't as fun as it looks.

a job well done is its own reward

by **Cheesus** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:48 pm

princess strych-9 wrote:
Ivy wrote:Be warned: there is a rigorous application process...

oh, be honest ivy. the job isn't as fun as it looks.

That would depend on which minion position you apply for... the "massage" minion position would be much more enjoyable than, say... the "wash all my dishes" minion position.

by **blyslv** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 3:03 pm

I multi-task and do daily tongue exercises (Yoga for the Tonuge with Sri Koomapopparocka).

by **Ivy** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 3:14 pm

oh, be honest ivy. the job isn't as fun as it looks.

Hey, I don't know what you do with your minions, but so far mine ain't complaining...

I multi-task and do daily tongue exercises (Yoga for the Tonuge with Sri Koomapopparocka).

This is a good start. Do you aslo do finger yoga? In your multi-tasking, can you work your tongue and fingers at the same time? This is critical.

the "wash all my dishes" minion position.

You know I would rather do my own dishes. The cooking position is still open though...interested?

by **Kinetic** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 3:25 pm

"In your multi-tasking, can you work your tongue and fingers at the same time? This is critical. "

I can do all that plus kegels and other entertaining things at the same time.

by **Ivy** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 3:27 pm

other entertaining things

Care to elaborate?

by **Kinetic** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 3:29 pm

I could always fly out to L.A. and make the 30 minute drive to show you. It's best experienced in person.

by **Flux** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 3:34 pm

Kinetic wrote:I can do all that plus kegels and other entertaining things at the same time.

A guy that does kegels! No wonder he's so popular!

by **Ivy** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 3:41 pm

I could always fly out to L.A. and make the 30 minute drive to show you. It's best experienced in person.

I'm waiting...

by **Kinetic** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 3:46 pm

Two words many dream of, and then I have to post back and say I can't do anything until October 12th. You might know.

Ivy, I did try to find you, I even had Reba try to help me. But alas, you were gone. My loss.

by **Ivy** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 4:36 pm

Sorry, I can't give you a position as a minion then. I'm sure you understand.

by **Kinetic** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 4:42 pm

I understand, sniff. :cry:

But at least I was considered!

So many want Ivy, but only a few are considered, or chosen.

by **Kinetic** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 4:44 pm

Cool, 601 posts. Hard to believe. And after being on the top of the Top 10 list, now I'm down to 3rd place!

At least I got passed by a wonderful Princess and not just PJ. I knew he'd catch up. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted!

by **herself** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 8:02 pm

My goodness I believe this is the most interesting thread on this board!!!!!!!!!

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by **nymphgonebad** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 8:23 pm

herself wrote:My goodness I believe this is the most interesting thread on this board!!!!!!!!!

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oops.

that was wrong.

by **nymphgonebad** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 8:28 pm

why didn't i get a tin-foil hat?

why did i let anyone talk me into using my ass as an avatar?

why is fame so ugly?

wtf guys.

what a shitty way to treat your deities.

think i'll go puke at the awards ceremony.

on avril lefuckwit head.

btw - the new yorker magazine voted miss avril as: the person least likely to know who lou reed is.

by **Guest** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 11:08 pm

by **Guest** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 11:12 pm

mvn342

by **Guest** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 11:16 pm

by **Lust4Life** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 11:35 pm

Here's who you'll be, if you don't cool out, Princess. You'll do this to Lust4Life unless you cool out.

by **Stranger in a StrangeLand** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 11:39 pm

Hey....new to the playa and looking forward to losing my virginity in '04. Been researching this thing for awhile and hope to collect advice and new buddies. From what I've read here (been lurking for awhile) you guys seem like a great group of people....can't wait to get to know you better!

by **Guest** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 11:41 pm

by **Lust4Life** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 11:51 pm

Run Stranger. Run now when you can.

by **nymphgonebad** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 11:53 pm

Stranger in a StrangeLand wrote:Hey....new to the playa and looking forward to losing my virginity in '04. Been researching this thing for awhile and hope to collect advice and new buddies. From what I've read here (been lurking for awhile) you guys seem like a great group of people....can't wait to get to know you better!

hey stranger - havn't seen you in a while. careful, it's alittle funky here tonight. are you here to stay? have you met lust for life? he's 9 months old, going on 90. and he doesn't understand we he hasn't been getting pms like all the grown ups. he's bummed.

by **playa-pup** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 12:06 am

Hi I'm greg, last playa plugin in '99. i cant believe its been that long! i have no excuse, only hope for the future. friends and family don't understand the draw. personal apprehension and peer discouragement will no longer deter me from the spiritual pot of gold at the end of the 1500 mi. rainbow. from this day forward i have but one goal!
To participate in 2004!

I will be one with the playa again...

any burners in san diego? I would love to go with a group this year.

ePlaya

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