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by **ragabashpup** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:12 pm

For some reason the two things I find most often while wander. I clean up moop as I wander. Is pee bottles and glow sticks dead or alive. I really really really really really hate the pee bottles.

by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:20 pm

If only we could we DNA test and send it back to them.

by **motskyroonmatick** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:14 pm

My Tao of Moop needs work.
I peaked in 2007.
I still play the part and moop nearly everywhere I go but sometimes I get frustrated by people who step over moop and by "art" that is moopy and spews debris down the street.
4 thousand mylar ribbons tied on to something hanging down for people to walk through will generate a shitload of moop. Just don't bring it. Or at least make an attempt to clean it up.
I'm done.

by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Apr 18, 2010 5:55 pm

Jafe,
Maybe we should go out and schmoop together one morning?

by **curiousgnate** » Sun Apr 18, 2010 8:44 pm

hummm Motz wonder which camp you are talking about? hahahaaaaa. around say 830 and f hmmmm.. anyway. it is fun to walk through but you are completely right! My friend got the best schmoop score ever last year. lets just say it involved many people opening their third eyes and raised happiness levels for the week. fantabulous.

by **ragabashpup** » Sun Apr 18, 2010 9:16 pm

Man I wouldnt trust a schmoop score like that.

by **curiousgnate** » Sun Apr 18, 2010 10:05 pm

oh we trusted and all was wonderful. guinnea pig are good!

by **Mojojita** » Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:43 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Yeah, but since being voted "Most Likely to Inform for the Grammar Police" in eplaya high, it's especially egrigious when I do it.

Please allow me to be TRULY obnoxious (again) ------ it is spelled "egregious".

by **ygmir** » Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:54 pm

*hears sound is sizzling finger making a "point" in the air*.............

by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:10 pm

It's not a freaking Vegas review, it's not a freaking spiritual experience! We pick up trash.

by **Fire_Moose** » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:26 pm

It's not always trash either

by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:14 pm

Well it ain't sacred fucking relics!

Question: There is a plastic bag crossing your camp in the wind at about 30 knots. How far do you run after it before you give up? (Use both sides of the form if necessary.)

by **Mojojita** » Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:34 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Well it ain't sacred fucking relics!

Question: There is a plastic bag crossing your camp in the wind at about 30 knots. How far do you run after it before you give up? (Use both sides of the form if necessary.)

Or....how far do you chase the flimsy pair of panties belonging to the adult film actress camped behind you?

See, they MIGHT be sacred relics.....

by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:53 pm

Mojojita wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Yeah, but since being voted "Most Likely to Inform for the Grammar Police" in eplaya high, it's especially egrigious when I do it.

Please allow me to be TRULY obnoxious (again) ------ it is spelled "egregious".

I said Grammar Police, not Spelling Police.

The Spelling Police took away my Spelling Badge. *sniff*

by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:54 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:It's not a freaking Vegas review, it's not a freaking spiritual experience! We pick up trash.

It helps me to pick up trash in a certain frame of mind. The goal is for me to pick up that trash. Somehow, I do it better my way. You can use the Dougly Path.

by **dragonfly Jafe** » Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:15 pm

The best times to pick up trash are when the sun is lower to the horizon, because it creates more contrast and the MOOP stands out better (plus it is not so hot). There is a better chance that prime Schmoop goes undiscovered in the dark, and therefore at Dawn there is roughly 8 hours of accumulated, unscouted, unscavenged, MOOP (of which a small percentage is Schmoop). By focusing ones efforts at or shortly after dawn, it is cool (and keeping moving is a blessing), and the odds are best for Schmoop. Dusk is also cooler, but by then most nearby Schmoop beds have been virtually cleared, making treks further out a necessity to maintain a high Schmoop ratio. The only bad time to go Schmooping, IMO, is at or around Noon. The Sun is overhead, making for few shadows and everything disappears into a glary blob of dirt. Plus it is scorching hot, and doing so will soon make you MOOP. Have a grand Schmoopy day!

Oh yeah, Fishy - we can Schmoop together anytime!

by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:12 am

Well, if I arrive on Monday, you gotta give me Tuesday to flop around camp, but yeah, do you have an alrme clock or do you just get up early?

by **C.f.M.** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:14 am

Fire_Moose wrote:It's not always trash either

It's trash or groundscore...that's what lost and found is for.

by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:26 am

It rhymes with poop.

Get a garbage bag and fill it.

by **illy dilly** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 11:23 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Well it ain't sacred fucking relics!

Question: There is a plastic bag crossing your camp in the wind at about 30 knots. How far do you run after it before you give up? (Use both sides of the form if necessary.)

Considering I have no idea how fast 30 knots is... I'm gonna say I'm out of shape and on vacation, so I'm not gonna run anywhere.

by **dragonfly Jafe** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:38 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Question: There is a plastic bag crossing your camp in the wind at about 30 knots. How far do you run after it before you give up? (Use both sides of the form if necessary.)

I order the closest Camp Virgin to chase it, and not to come back without it! (and they better have scrounged a cold beer for their Superior Officer along the way, too, or someone's going to be polishing the Kernul's Staff Car)

by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:49 pm

Is it going to a neighboring camp (and do they have booze) or is it going to Open Playa, and in the direction of the trash fence, or have I had a drink within fifteen minutes?

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