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by **natthebat** » Wed May 04, 2005 7:38 pm

At this time you are being officially notified that you're all fucking doomed.

This has been a public service message from Apokiliptka, The Armed Resistance and 99.9 WTF (please tune in on your BM radio dial)

Many great plans are in top secret discussion at the moment but I can tell you this;

On Thursday Sept. 1 The Kernul and I will be hosting the first ever Fascist Fashion Show. Evil Doers, Tyrants and Megalomaniacs will don their doomed best. There will be 4 catagories.
Men
Women
Couples
Despotic drag

Please let us know if you're interested. We will need volunteer judges. Suggestions might be considered.

and remember, you're all fucking doomed.

have a nice day

by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu May 05, 2005 8:22 am

Can I dawn my Cloak of Shame and perhaps an oven mitt wedding dress?

by **Will** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:22 am

Does despotic drag mean the fashion of dictators, or dictators who like to dress like women?

by **natthebat** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:20 pm

If you are in a dispotic position (perhaps in your mind) you can dress in drag and be in that catagory as you see fit. Open to participation.

Jelly in his cloak of shame and an oven mit wedding dress. How beautiful that will be.

Anyone else have ideas for what they will wear?

by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:31 pm

My wife just ordered me my very first UtitliKilt for my birthday! With an oven mitt sporan I'm a runway sensation, dahlink!

by **Isotopia** » Thu May 05, 2005 11:47 pm

With an oven mitt sporan I'm a runway sensation, dahlink!

Dahlink, I've found that a sporan made of your neighbor's housecat is the playa fasion accessory for 2005.

by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Fri May 06, 2005 7:38 am

Isotopia wrote:
With an oven mitt sporan I'm a runway sensation, dahlink!

Dahlink, I've found that a sporan made of your neighbor's housecat is the playa fasion accessory for 2005.

LOL, Iso! This gig was MADE for you!

by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 06, 2005 9:52 am

Isotopia wrote:
With an oven mitt sporan I'm a runway sensation, dahlink!

Dahlink, I've found that a sporan made of your neighbor's housecat is the playa fasion accessory for 2005.

I favor the roadkill skunk myself. But then I am a barbarian.

by **unjonharley** » Fri May 06, 2005 10:58 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
Isotopia wrote:
With an oven mitt sporan I'm a runway sensation, dahlink!

Dahlink, I've found that a sporan made of your neighbor's housecat is the playa fasion accessory for 2005.
I favor the roadkill skunk myself. But then I am a barbarian.

~
With three eyes on one side o your head makes you a flat fish or aka bottom feeder. he he he he

by **ais4ali** » Fri May 06, 2005 7:26 pm

Myself and at least one friend im going with would be totally interested in participating in Le fashion Show.... judging or otherwise!

by **mullethunter** » Sat May 21, 2005 11:06 pm

finally an excuse (not like i ever needed one before) to wear my communist soldier's fur hat (the kind with the red star on the front) i got in china! i'll be there with bells on! now i just have to find some accessories to go with it, and the army print dress i made, because as all fascist fashionistas know, it's all about the accessories. anyone know where i can get a gun and ammo belt? hehehe...

by **geekster** » Sun May 22, 2005 1:05 am

finally an excuse (not like i ever needed one before) to wear my communist soldier's fur hat (the kind with the red star on the front) i got in china!

AHHRRRGH! I *knew* I should have kept the one I got from the Russian checkpoint between Berlin and West Germany. I think the dog got it ... damn, damn, damn. I traded a whole carton of US Marlboros *and* a zippo for that fucker too.

I think it's just BDU's and swim fins for me this year.

by **Zulegoona** » Sun May 22, 2005 4:23 am

by **helitack** » Sun May 22, 2005 7:14 am

I'm thinkin we may need to do a Che Guevera lookalike thing too.

by **spectabillis** » Sun May 22, 2005 1:44 pm

helitack wrote:I'm thinkin we may need to do a Che Guevera lookalike thing too.

by **niymaay** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 10:08 pm

as you all have an inkling ov by now, due to your recent dreams, i shall be skinning all ov you alive, nailing you down to La Playa and posessing your bodies with Durhga thereby forcing you to rise -against the strain, even- as my minions. then i shall be dying your skin differing shades of the darker hues ov blue and patchworking together -with eel twine, ov course- a skintight, very lengthy and tier-trained, full-body-covering (except for the fingers, of course, Dress -complete with 1st-thumb joint-length sleeves with bells and tubes with which to encase my now-dragging-on-the-floor dreadlocks.

you, ov course, have absolutely no say in the matter.
that is, unless you request a certain position in which to be nailed. in which case i shall have already fished it from out ov your mind.

yeeeessssssssss.....................................*eerily long silence while you are incapable of saying or thinking anything except that i am present*

by **Grizelda** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:52 pm

as you all have an inkling ov by now, due to your recent dreams, i shall be skinning all ov you alive...

Hmmm, I don't know about that. I think that might be impacting negatively on others' experiences. Have you considered making your dress out of eggplant peels instead? They're already an attractive shade of deep purple, which saves you a step in your costuming efforts.

by **niymaay** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:10 pm

costuming? who ever said anything about costuming?

by **niymaay** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:11 pm

i'm talking about DOOM here!

ssssssssllliiitthhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrhhh

by **niymaay** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:15 pm

and EGGPLANT!? how DARE you insult me with such a vile and undeserving thing?!!!
eggplant is full of nightshade which gives the goddess diarrhea!!!!!!!!
along with tomatoes! and potatoes! and legumes!!

ooh shit! i just gave away my kryptonite!

now you've got me.

DAMN!

now i shall have to work EXTRA hard to hide my new costume...eer...DOOM!

ePlaya

The Armed Resistance and a fashion show!

The Armed Resistance and a fashion show!

down with the fashion da

apokaliptika fashion show

yes, the doom tis true. tho apokiliptika is only a messenger

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