OREGONIAN seeks TWO BM TIX for romantic walks on the playa..

[Shelly]

Well hello there hot stuff! Long-time burner, first-time eplaya poster. Feeling a little shy about eveyone reading this right now.............NOT!
Young, hot, single chick in search of two tickets to the show, preferably in the less-than-200-but-am-flexible range. I am a big fan of pyromania, fine particulate matter, and unbridled (or bridled) raging all night long.

Dislikes: drunk frat boys, stale hot beer, and long lines at the BRCPO

Likes: hot and fabulous burners, ice cold beer, and long lines at the BRCPO

Please send resume with two tickets to shellydevine@gmail.com. Please address to: Black Rock City Department of Redundany Department Supervisory and Oversight Manangment Division and include the words 'attention Shelly' in the subject heading.