Sweets--At least three posts, sorry but we tend to take unkindly to cross posting. Go to main site, find Seattle regional connecttion and ask if they know of any one. There's quite the lively scene up there, apperently.
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.