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by **ZaphodBurner** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 1:04 pm

--drudge report headline.

The Zaphod project, attempting to combine psyche and sci-fi, is going to have a field day with this one! TOM CRUISE IS THE MISSING LINK!

Zaphod's StarCastle now features CRUISE CONTROL!

-gatt
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by **robotland** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 5:59 am

ZaphodBurner wrote:-Zaphod's StarCastle now features CRUISE CONTROL!

...will it keep him off the couch?

by **ZaphodBurner** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 8:32 am

He shouldn't have jumped the couch; he should have jumped Oprah.

A fun project would be a jack-in-the-couch. When somebody sits on one cushion, the other cusion is flung into the air by a spring-loaded bloody, maniacal clown-head image of Tom Cruise.

-gatt

by **robotland** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:16 am

Or a Whack-A-Tom!

by **Fat SAM** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:58 pm

ZaphodBurner wrote:He shouldn't have jumped the couch; he should have jumped Oprah.

A fun project would be a jack-in-the-couch. When somebody sits on one cushion, the other cusion is flung into the air by a spring-loaded bloody, maniacal clown-head image of Tom Cruise.

-gatt

Reminds me of my favorite candy - Spring Surprise. You pop the chocolate into your mouth and razor sharp springs burst from the confection and pierce you cheeks. Marvelous.

by **ThePikey** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:57 pm

What about these Cockroach Clusters or Anthrax Ripple?

by **Bay Bridge Sue** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:10 pm

Saaayyyyy no more!! >>nudge nudge wink wink<<

But does it have any Spam in it?

_________

Hello mum, Hello dad! There's a dead vicar on the porch...

by **helitack** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:30 pm

Tom Cruise and his gal are camping with us at Apokiliptika. He does not get to play on the pole.

by **robotland** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:46 am

Just saw War Of The Worlds.....Turns out, they were just coming back to get Tom.

by **eva girlhead** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:22 am

As much as I like the idea of the dangling bloody head, I would like to suggest that there be an opportunity for further Tom-defacement, perhaps the chance to give him a sound beating with processed meats, wouldn't that be nice?

I'll bring pink lemonade!

by **Steel Kitty** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:29 pm

ahh.. but then there's always:

TOM CRUISE IS NUTS

[url]http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/[/url]

and fun scientology info about Xenu, the alien commander!

[url]http://www.xenu.net[/url]

[url]http://www.clambake.org[/url]

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"Cruise: No to Freud, Yes to Space Aliens"

"Cruise: No to Freud, Yes to Space Aliens"

Re: "Cruise: No to Freud, Yes to Space Aliens"

Can't this be a celebrity-free event?

tom cruise is nuts

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