The Zaphod Project has officially armed itself and hereby gives notice. Anybody uttering the words "Last year was better" in the camp perimeter will be summarily bound to a post and shot by our Crack H2O Firing Squad.
In fact, anybody caught passing in range of Castle Zaphod's rampart defenses and uttering same will be blasted by the Somewhat
Longish-Range Water Cannon Array while enduring Severe Obscure Cursing. If you persist we will taunt you a second time.
Sic Semper Cynics!
-gatt
http://www.zaphodburns2005.org
Fair Warning: Cynics, Critics and Other Motherfuckers!!!
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Fair Warning: Cynics, Critics and Other Motherfuckers!!!
by ZaphodBurner » Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:55 pm
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"The Red Baron is smart.. He never spends the whole night dancing and drinking root beer.. "-Snoopy, WWI Flying Ace
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by Grizelda » Sun Jun 19, 2005 7:03 pm
Sounds like a good camp to wander past in the heat of the afternoon. Bondage AND a refreshing blast of water. Wow. If you see someone hopping up and down in the middle of your camp shouting happily about how last year was so much more fabulous, that'll be me.
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by Kinetic IV » Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:45 am
2002 was better. Virgin experiences are usually quite memorable and hard to beat.
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by shitmouse » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:05 am
actually after reading the JRS this morning, AG brings a good point about anticipating this years burn. i'd have to admit we are more prepared and ready for this burn than any since our first burn almost a decade ago.
everyone's working on something, we're seeing people we only get to see once a year (if that), and we focused on something to bring to the playa, add to the community and atmosphere. more participation from everyone this year can't be anything but a good thing.
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everyone's working on something, we're seeing people we only get to see once a year (if that), and we focused on something to bring to the playa, add to the community and atmosphere. more participation from everyone this year can't be anything but a good thing.
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by theCryptofishist » Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:46 pm
just wait till 2021!
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by Ron » Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:15 pm
Oh, man, can I be a part time gunner? Please, please?
Ron, who's been dreaming of a water catapult for next year. Just imagine, someone's wandering around, minding their own business, and suddently 5 to 10 gallons of water come splashing down on and around them. :)
Ron, who's been dreaming of a water catapult for next year. Just imagine, someone's wandering around, minding their own business, and suddently 5 to 10 gallons of water come splashing down on and around them. :)
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by theCryptofishist » Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:33 pm
Please to post diagram of your rainwater capture system.
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"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.
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by ZaphodBurner » Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:22 pm
Ron wrote:Oh, man, can I be a part time gunner? Please, please?
Ron, who's been dreaming of a water catapult for next year. Just imagine, someone's wandering around, minding their own business, and suddently 5 to 10 gallons of water come splashing down on and around them. :)
Not quite 5 gallons, but I've seen it. My freshman year in college there was an upperclassman, a reserve lieutenant named Ritchie Cunningham (!) who had three-person water slingshot that he launched big-ass water baloons with from the roof of the building. One day, before I knew anything about it, he whapped the OSU basketball team who was trolling for girls outside a freshman dorm. They came up looking for a brawl...wrong floor, I was the only one there. When I heard about it, I looked around and as soon as I found Cunningham, I volunteered to help man the slingshot.
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by geekster » Sat Aug 06, 2005 3:09 pm
Hmm, I think a baloon could hurt someone. Water is pretty heavy. But something that just shot a bucketload of loose water in an arc to some distance away from the scene of the crime on some unsuspecting ... might be a little interesting. Would be too evil to do at night, though.
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by spectabillis » Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:46 pm
theCryptofishist wrote:Please to post diagram of your rainwater capture system.
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by Kinetic IV » Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:44 pm
That was the very LAST thing I was expecting to see! Oh man, that's good.
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by JezebelinHell » Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:59 am
I'm a cynic, critic, and metaphorical motherfucker (fuck you sigmon freud), but I won't be saying "last year was better" cause every year kicks ass in it's own way. Can I still get tied up and pelted with water? Please?
"The future is a whore, she promises herself to everyone."
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by ZaphodBurner » Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:28 am
JezebelinHell wrote:I'm a cynic, critic, and metaphorical motherfucker (fuck you sigmon freud), but I won't be saying "last year was better" cause every year kicks ass in it's own way. Can I still get tied up and pelted with water? Please?
Why, yes! Metaphorical motherfuckers are our favorite!
-c
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"The Red Baron is smart.. He never spends the whole night dancing and drinking root beer.. "-Snoopy, WWI Flying Ace
"The Red Baron is smart.. He never spends the whole night dancing and drinking root beer.. "-Snoopy, WWI Flying Ace
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by theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:28 pm
Just remember to deMOOP all those ballon shreds.
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.
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