Playa Names for 2005 (gift yours here)

[AntiM]

Watch yourself, RG, I know your real name, your really real real name. And it ain't pretty, especially in context.

(that was humor)

[Ranger Genius]

No one knows my TRUE identity. <attempts to peel off face with air of revealing a great secret, discovers it is not, in fact, a mask.> Oh. Maybe that was a dream.

[Ranger Genius]

With my first and last name, I get Bitch. With the name I use (first initial, middle, last name) I get nose meat. I don't think I like either of those. I'll stick with Genius.

[gigglesnort]

Maiden name brings up Anal Baby; old married name gets Cheeks.

First child is another Toucher, second is Tubby, and little Claire Bee is skankster (?!)

The ex-schizo-hubbie is another Tubby.

(shuddup, Ms. I'm-so-responsible-voice-in-my-head, I know I'm sposed to be working).

hmmmm, who else............me taiji teacher is Bubbles! heh.

my mom is a playa booger. {imagining a playa booger} I can totally see that.......

[Guest]

i put in all my non burner friends names and heres what i got
Justin - Bloody Butt
Mike - Suck Butt or Sugar Hips
Christie - The Fist
Phil - Cum Drunk
Brian - Tosser
Other Brian - The Drunk Meister (absolutely perfect)
Melissa - Bubbles

now the hard part is gonna be remembering what to call each person...and not getting the shit kicked out of me

[Guest]

no shit gigs....your an anal baby too???
YAY!! WERE LIKE SISTERS!

[Driveway]

Entering my real name came back with "The Stalker".

When talking about me it's "The"
Eg: "Have you seen The Stalker?" "Man The Stalker's lookin' hizzot today."
"I want to have The Stalker's forbidden love child."

When talking to me you can drop the "The"
eg: "Hey Stalker! You're looking fizzine this afternoon!" "Yo! Stalker! Bust a move!" or you can be coy "Give me what I want Stalk, and all this can be yours."

Some names others are free to aquire.
"Dunk Machine" (Only available to those under 5'5")
"Garbage Face" (Good for someone pretty)
"Forklift"
"Scrapiron"
"Burple"
"Mr. or Ms. Hey-Zoos El Saviorrr CHRISTO!" (Must always be declared like a boxing announcer)

[GuinivereElise]

per recent happenings in the bar, I offer this playa name for whomever chooses it:

SCROTUM DRUM

[PurpleKoosh]

Purple Koosh --> Captain Culvert

My given name --> Rat Bastard

My other nom de net --> Ego Waffle

I kinda like that one....

[crimbopple]

My poor dead mother's real name becomes:
"Ugly Boy"

this made me laugh.

[regynalonglank]

married name brings up Fancy Lad, maiden name brings up Target Ass!

playa name brings up Captain Culvert - now that's funny! playa nick name brings up Squid Squisher...oh my :)

my ex is Fluffy Butt - hee! and my sister is Powder Pilot. now that's really funny...my friend Justin comes up as Candy Colored Clown (C3) and my girlfriend is Chicken Lick - heh, I wish! but she don't swing that way unless there's boys around, and she don't swing too far even then!

[Badger]

Playa name?

Lakebed の幼虫ravers の陰嚢で与える

Just a thought.

[Mister Jellyfish Mister]

Great fun. Could it be that people that call us names in the default world are simply robots put here with the same little piece of code?

BTW- My cat is now "The Stalker". -Mostly when chasing the loose sash on my bath robe.

[theCryptofishist]

A point of order... should a name be given to one's self, or must it be given to you?

Personally, I think it's 100% aok to fully invent yourself, but some may feel otherwise.

Hm. Well, it all depends on whether you're a Tom Waits type or an Brittney Spears.


(Does anyone else confuse her with Billy Shears?)


Just stirring up stuff anyway. . .

[geekster]

per recent happenings in the bar, I offer this playa name for whomever chooses it:

SCROTUM DRUM

Nominee for Official Eplaya Drinking Song


There was a man lived in the moon,
lived in the moon, lived in the moon,
There was a man lived in the moon,
and his name was Scrotum Drum.

And he played upon a ladle,
a ladle, a ladle,
And he played upon a ladle,
and his name was Scrotum Drum.

And his hat was made of good cream cheese,
of good cream cheese, of good cream cheese,
And his hat was made of good cream cheese,
and his name was Scrotum Drum.

And he played upon a ladle,
a ladle, a ladle,
And he played upon a ladle,
and his name was Scrotum Drum.

And his coat was made of good roast beef,
of good roast beef, of good roast beef,
And his coat was made of good roast beef,
and his name was Scrotum Drum.

And he played upon a ladle,
a ladle, a ladle,
And he played upon a ladle,
and his name was Scrotum Drum.

And his buttons made of penny loaves,
of penny loaves, of penny loaves,
And his buttons made of penny loaves,
and his name was Scrotum Drum.

And he played upon a ladle,
a ladle, a ladle,
And he played upon a ladle,
and his name was Scrotum Drum.

And his breeches made of haggis bags,
haggis bags, haggis bags,
And his breeches made of haggis bags,
and his name was Scrotum Drum.

And he played upon a ladle,
a ladle, a ladle,
And he played upon a ladle,
and his name was Scrotum Drum.

[Driveway]

I second the motion.

Now we vote.

[Martiansky]

My "real" name became.....
Sparkling Crab
That's pretty cool.

*fishy pouts*

Sorry Fishy......
Buy you a drink at the bar?

[theCryptofishist]

My "real" name became.....
Sparkling Crab
That's pretty cool.

*fishy pouts*

Sorry Fishy......
Buy you a drink at the bar?

Offer accepted.

[Ranger Genius]

I second the motion.

Now we vote.

Actually, first we have debate, until someone calls for the Previous Question.

I move that the resolution be deferred to the committee for inanities and pointless diversions.

[AntiM]

Debate Nerd.

[Ranger Genius]

Proper parliamentary procedure must be followed! Otherwise where would we be? Bact to where we started....
improvising!

[theCryptofishist]

Proper parliamentary procedure must be followed! Otherwise where would we be? Bact to where we started....
improvising!

NOT SURE WHAT TO DO AT A MEETING?

* Handy tables at the back of the book tell you just what to say

http://www.robertsrules.com/

I motion that we table all discussion and adopts RobWop's Rules of Santa Disorder.

Seconded and carried.

[Ranger Genius]

Motion to table is out of order except where necessary to clear the floor for extremely pressing matters. Motion is not recognized.

[theCryptofishist]

Go to the bar and get drunk under the table.

[AntiM]

There's a table?

[Guest]

anyone want a table dance?
*looks for his thong and silk veils**

[Donita]

With my maiden name it says I am now Cheeks.

This is fun.

[regynalonglank]

anyone want a table dance?
*looks for his thong and silk veils**

me! me! i want a table dance! hell, i want to table dance ;) where do i sign up fer that? heh...

[gladeye]

Kentucky Prune Bonnet
or
Allakhasham

[RingO'Fire]

I confess I stole this potential playa name from one of RingO'Fire's posts:

Nut Sack

**giggle giggle** :P

I confess I about fell out of my chair laughing my ass off when I read this. I think I may have to appropriate this one for myself.

Using the name generator with:

My real name yields: "Sweet Lips" [hmm...I kinda like that one]

"Ring" + "Fire" yields: "Sugar Hips" [yeah, umm, no thanks]

Looks like Nut Sack it is!