'fraid I didn't, but the ex lost his opportunity the year before. (I mean, really - couldn't his sister have picked some other weekend to get married? The nerve....) Here's hoping the opportunities are keeping each other company somewhere.
Anything purple is mine. Anything else can be dyed or painted.
Did you look in the little pocket for glasses that's inside your tent? a lot of people leave stuff there and roll up the tent, not finding whatever was there until the next year.
“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”