Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

[Sail Man]

i think it was a fox. saw a picture somewhere.

FOXFUR isn't small enuff to fit in someone's cape or pocket...

just sayin

I bet he could wiggle that tight ass into a Coach purse though

[theCryptofishist]

I hope to watch the burn next year from the Contraption on the Esplanade again.

[divinebeing]

i believe we topped the man again in 2001(or 2002?), at 86' over 80'. long live the pyramid, or may it at least rest in peace.
-spike,
awed at the sight/participation in raising that thing mostly by human hands (plus 1 pickup truck, and a lot of leverage)

[davink]

Hah, I'm a masochist by coming to this thread first to see what I missed..

And it gives me a goal not to be on this list next year, too

[tamarakay]

Hah, I'm a masochist by coming to this thread first to see what I missed..

And it gives me a goal not to be on this list next year, too

Oh it's a easy enough goal to reach. Just be nice and lend a helping hand and your done lol

I think I need to repeat again about all the wonderful crazy spectacular creative amazing people I met there. Eplayans were amazing enough, but Eplayans on the Playa are just beyond beyond beyond

[A Jester]

I think I need to repeat again about all the wonderful crazy spectacular creative amazing people I met there. Eplayans were amazing enough, but Eplayans on the Playa are just beyond beyond beyond

wait, what?

[tamarakay]

I think I need to repeat again about all the wonderful crazy spectacular creative amazing people I met there. Eplayans were amazing enough, but Eplayans on the Playa are just beyond beyond beyond

wait, what?

But if i do that then people will want to come. So again, until i have my tickets in hand, these guys are worthless. Burningman sucks and you don't want to go. they run around biting you, hitting you with whips and stull. Now I know you normally have to pay extra for that but in the desert you WILL NOT LIKE IT.

[theCryptofishist]

Being hit with stull is really painful and embarrassing...

[mudpuppy000]

I think I need to repeat again about all the wonderful crazy spectacular creative amazing people I met there. Eplayans were amazing enough, but Eplayans on the Playa are just beyond beyond beyond

wait, what?

But if i do that then people will want to come. So again, until i have my tickets in hand, these guys are worthless. Burningman sucks and you don't want to go. they run around biting you, hitting you with whips and stull. Now I know you normally have to pay extra for that but in the desert you WILL NOT LIKE IT.

Yeah, don't go! (at least not till I buy my ticket either Especially don't go to the eplaya meet n greet and eat all the food before I get there!

[Simon of the Playa]

next year the meet and greet will only serve ketamine and meth.

get there early.

[junglesmacks]

I nominate this guy as one of the (many) top asshats of 2011.

[jkisha]

I'll definitely second that nomination.

I nominate this guy as one of the (many) top asshats of 2011.

[Foxfur]

There was a girl working the perimeter of the Trojan Horse the night it burned who was holding a cat (or maybe a small dog?) in her arms, hidden in her cape. Thousands of people, flaming arrows, fireworks, loud music....could you imagine if that cat ran out of her arms?

It was a desert fox, native to South America. She was out at the horesy build site and at Troy Camp It bothered me to see the animal out there. It wouldn't drink water, since it doesn't encounter standing water much in its life. It would eat veggies, however. Juicy veggies. There is a picture of her with the fox on a large media site. She was very nice.

Who'd be stupid enough to bring a fox to the desert with them?

i think it was a fox. saw a picture somewhere.

FOXFUR isn't small enuff to fit in someone's cape or pocket...

just sayin

I bet he could wiggle that tight ass into a Coach purse though

I've been in the clutches of many a nice human...
It's amazing where I can fit. Motivation is a powerful thing.

Seriously though, I agree on the asshattery of Foxwoman, no matter how nice she was. Bringing an animal to a desert where animals choose not to live is fucking ridiculous. Had I seen it, I'd have been sorely tempted to turn her ass in for the little foxes sake. I don't care how well it was being cared for, it was brought as a prop, plain and simple.

[Bob]

As with conventional domestic animals, they're a hassle because of the onus it puts on the org to provide an animal impound facility. Yes, DPW built one of those for a couple of years. With a shade structure.

Difference with a fox is if it got lost and took refuge in somebody's camp, they'd probably have to call in the BLM to shoot it.

[knowmad]

As with conventional domestic animals, they're a hassle because of the onus it puts on the org to provide an animal impound facility. Yes, DPW built one of those for a couple of years. With a shade structure.

Difference with a fox is if it got lost and took refuge in somebody's camp, they'd probably have to call in the BLM to shoot it.

One year the put me in the Animal impound lot, along with a bunch of other bunnies, they fed us Vodka and Carrot juce it was nice. 'cept they kept thretening to Spank us. WTF who spanks a bunny????

[SouthernExposure]

One year the put me in the Animal impound lot, along with a bunch of other bunnies, they fed us Vodka and Carrot juce it was nice. 'cept they kept thretening to Spank us. WTF who spanks a bunny????

Right you are! SPANK MY MONKEY! SPANK HIM!

[tamarakay]

As with conventional domestic animals, they're a hassle because of the onus it puts on the org to provide an animal impound facility. Yes, DPW built one of those for a couple of years. With a shade structure.

Difference with a fox is if it got lost and took refuge in somebody's camp, they'd probably have to call in the BLM to shoot it.

One year the put me in the Animal impound lot, along with a bunch of other bunnies, they fed us Vodka and Carrot juce it was nice. 'cept they kept thretening to Spank us. WTF who spanks a bunny????

Well, off the top of my head I can think of four that would. But I won't name names. I have a feeling they'll be along here shortly.

[SouthernExposure]

I vote for XKCD!

http://xkcd.com/948/

[Roberto Dobbisano]

I vote for XKCD!

http://xkcd.com/948/

viewtopic.php?f=56&t=39113&p=693865&hilit=talk+directly+to+the+borg#p693865

[Ugly Dougly]

As with conventional domestic animals, they're a hassle because of the onus it puts on the org to provide an animal impound facility. Yes, DPW built one of those for a couple of years. With a shade structure.

Difference with a fox is if it got lost and took refuge in somebody's camp, they'd probably have to call in the BLM to shoot it.

One year the put me in the Animal impound lot, along with a bunch of other bunnies, they fed us Vodka and Carrot juce it was nice. 'cept they kept thretening to Spank us. WTF who spanks a bunny????

So cruel to tease...

[MOOP_Nazi]

Is there a contest for this?

I notice it is plural - is this a tiered competition? You know - Gold, Silver, and Bronze?

What is the prize?

Whatever the case, it looks like the competition will be fierce!

[AntiM]

One year the put me in the Animal impound lot, along with a bunch of other bunnies, they fed us Vodka and Carrot juce it was nice. 'cept they kept thretening to Spank us. WTF who spanks a bunny????

Just stay out of the "hot tub".

[knowmad]

One year the put me in the Animal impound lot, along with a bunch of other bunnies, they fed us Vodka and Carrot juce it was nice. 'cept they kept thretening to Spank us. WTF who spanks a bunny????

Just stay out of the "hot tub".

no problem. I learend all my tricks from that Bugs Bunny dude. Waskly Wabbit!

[chiefdanfox]

There was a girl working the perimeter of the Trojan Horse the night it burned who was holding a cat (or maybe a small dog?) in her arms, hidden in her cape. Thousands of people, flaming arrows, fireworks, loud music....could you imagine if that cat ran out of her arms?

It was a desert fox, native to South America. She was out at the horesy build site and at Troy Camp It bothered me to see the animal out there. It wouldn't drink water, since it doesn't encounter standing water much in its life. It would eat veggies, however. Juicy veggies. There is a picture of her with the fox on a large media site. She was very nice.

[tamarakay]

Is there a contest for this?

I notice it is plural - is this a tiered competition? You know - Gold, Silver, and Bronze?

What is the prize?

Whatever the case, it looks like the competition will be fierce!

oh my god i just want to find all your posts. you make me laugh almost as much as ygmir does.

[Kontradiction]

There was a girl working the perimeter of the Trojan Horse the night it burned who was holding a cat (or maybe a small dog?) in her arms, hidden in her cape. Thousands of people, flaming arrows, fireworks, loud music....could you imagine if that cat ran out of her arms?

It was a desert fox, native to South America. She was out at the horesy build site and at Troy Camp It bothered me to see the animal out there. It wouldn't drink water, since it doesn't encounter standing water much in its life. It would eat veggies, however. Juicy veggies. There is a picture of her with the fox on a large media site. She was very nice.

Cute...I want one of those as a pet, but not at BM.

[BettySaidWot]

The duder who hugged me long and hard... and then invited me into his sex swing. Then was annoyed when I said no thanks. It's nice to be nominated, but you have to be ok when I say no thanks. And it wouldn't kill you to wear some deodorant especially when you engage people in your extra long hugs. I'll never forget you, smelly asshat man from 2011.

[Bob]

Oh, was that you?

[Nipple]

Sorry she was mean to you, Bob.

I'll go to your smelly sex swing with you.

[A Jester]

I thought Bob's "Eau de hard work and garlic" deodorant was just fine, thank you.