Romantic Sex

[Rage]

It seems like, with so many law enforcement officials at BM, that it would be impossible to go to a far corner of the complex and fuck under the stars.

Anyone have any suggestions on cool places to get it on in private other than your tent or RV?

I'm thinking that even your art vehicle would be visited by rangers if you parked it in the middle of nowhere.

[Chai Guy]

Ah, the "good ole' days" I remember an amazing liason I had in 98 on the open playa under the stars, it was a beautiful night, and right at the perfect moment it began to rain. Unfortunately I think those days are gone.

[DVD Burner]

What!

You can't do that anymore?


Bummer.






That kinda changes things.

[diggum]

Nope. Now we all stand around you in a crowd, taking pictures and chanting FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! while our beer spills from our enormous cups. At the crucial moment, we all throw our fitted baseball hats high into the air and chest bump each other.

[DVD Burner]

Ahhhhhh,


<sigh>


I feel better now.

[Captain Goddammit]

DJ Mic Rage; We call it "taking a tour of the trash fence".

[Simply Joel]

DJ Mic Rage; We call it "taking a tour of the trash fence".

Damn, I thought all of you were actually picking up trash.

[Tiara]

I'm thinking that even your art vehicle would be visited by rangers if you parked it in the middle of nowhere.

Well, I am a Ranger, and had no qualms about having sex with my partner in an art car on the open playa.

Advice: Don't try to go outside the trash fence. You'll be picked up by the folks who enforce the event perimeter. Don't park right by the trash fence unless you want company--there's a lot of other people out there.

[Tiara]

One more piece of advice: If you're lying on the open playa, it's a good idea to have some source of illumination marking your spot. Otherwise you'll be invisible until you become a speedbump.

[robbidobbs]

And don't fall asleep on the ground. Even a blanket won't protect you from hypothermia if you fall asleep.

[_tears_]

... When did this happen ...

I didnt get the memo...!

[Bob]

Wank.

Skank.

Work on your crib, or rent a limo.

[Sand_man]

Jeeeze, I have enough trouble just getting someone to do it with. With a name like The Sandman you would think I'd be covered in tatoo'd, unshaven,nutty, little girls. (Altogether now: Aaaaaaaaaah, poor baby.)

[Apollonaris Zeus]

One more piece of advice: If you're lying on the open playa, it's a good idea to have some source of illumination marking your spot. Otherwise you'll be invisible until you become a speedbump.

A glow stick protuding from your butte dipping up and down would draw a bit of an attraction much like an art work would!

Most likely if you illuminate your sexual session then everyone out there looking for art would pay you a visit!

The playa is great for a quickie or two (which are more like foreplay to me), but I like my sex long and without interuptions in my bedoin desert tent under candle light and the smell of incense!

A II Z