god damn speak-n-spell car

[vulgaris]

My first burn, first night, wandered off to the man kinda lonely, feelin' a bit too far out for my own goodness and I keep hearing this "E.... E" and then the "Boo-bee-boo-boop" speak-n-spell noise. It was really distorted. Being one of those kids who loved to mash the buttons of their speak-n-spell in I recognized it immediately. But the lights must have been turned off or something. That shit followed kept getting closer and further away from me. After a while I was seriously, like, SCARED of the speak-n-spell car. And everytime I heard it I'd be like "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SPEAK-N-SPELL CAR FOLLOWING ME OMFG". It was pretty bad.

When I finally saw the car I was like "Hey it's not that scary."

[Angry Butterfly]

Speak and spell is the creepyest thing ever! It used to give me nightmares where it would just sit there and go "HELL" "GO TO HELL"