Survey about Religion and Spirituality at BMan

[technopatra]

ok I confess...I took it the first day it was open, before I vouched for the survey-giver. Stick that in your belief system and smoke it!

[technopatra]

ok I confess...I took it the first day it was open, before I vouched for the survey-giver.

What, you think I would recommend something I wouldn't do myself?

[DVD Burner]

I confess.......I took it because I'll do whatever TP tells me to.

[samtzu]

I took it... don't know what the point was, though. That was a very bland survey. Sorta' like "Chocolate or Vanillia?", instead of "Chocolate or Termite Grubs from Lesotho, soaked in Napoleon Brandy and flambe glazed to perfection?"

By the way, I am a grub kinda' guy....

[Rian Jackson]

Um.. yeah.. now i see what you're saying about me.
You're just pissed cause i outed you.

And i am about to take the damn survey, but not because you want me to.

You'll pay for this, little one.

[DVD Burner]

I took it... don't know what the point was, though. That was a very bland survey. Sorta' like "Chocolate or Vanillia?", instead of "Chocolate or Termite Grubs from Lesotho, soaked in Napoleon Brandy and flambe glazed to perfection?" ....

Kinda like religion.

[playadoc]

Ok - took the survey.

Any word on results and/or what's gonna be done with this info?

-Doc.

[_tears_]

I took it

[Sensei]

Tally time, people. Where were we, now?

atossab - check
DVD - check
Fat SAM - check
Silver 2 - check
Simply Joel - check
Tiahaar - check
Zulegoona - check

Recent additions include:

Badger - check
technopatra - check
samtzu - check
playadoc - check
Rian Jackson - check

You're just pissed cause i outed you.

Yeah right, you 'outed' me. You're just jealous 'cause playadoc in his Catholic schoolgirl dress and me in my LBD stole the sewing get-together. Boo-hoo. And yes, I am aware that straight boys in dresses stopped being funny about '97 or so... It's so far out of style, it's back in again (that's the story I'm going with). That and the fact that I've got killer legs.

We only have a few days left people! Gotta harvest a few more souls, I mean surveys, for 'grasshopper'. Bring a friend and get twice the karma points!

[Sensei]

Thank you _tears_. Now go practice setting that tent up.

[buckethead alien]

Check me in, too, buddy-boy.

When are those JPEGs of Sensei's booty coming my way? Yow.

[Rian Jackson]

You're just pissed that you didn't fit in the red dress with the leg slit and the sparkly tits.

[Sensei]

... the red dress with the leg slit and the sparkly tits.

Mmmm... leg slit and sparkly tits...

Where was I? Oh yeah, buckethead alien (thanks b.h.a.) has given Sensei an idea. Not a great idea or anything, just an idea. For a limited time only, anyone who has confirmed taking the survey can PM Sensei their e-mail address and they will receive a full color pic of Sensei in his stunning LBD. Offer good as long as I feel like it. Void where prohibited.

[SilkenTofu]

For a limited time only, anyone who has confirmed taking the survey can PM Sensei their e-mail address and they will receive a full color pic of Sensei in his stunning LBD. Offer good as long as I feel like it. Void where prohibited.

I just took the survey so please tell the ninja's not to show up at my house for the scheduled assasination. You don't have to send the pic although it is a sweet deal. Just beam me down some eye drops, I have been looking at the monitor for too long now.

must close eyes now....zzzzzzz

[Rian Jackson]

... the red dress with the leg slit and the sparkly tits.

Mmmm... leg slit and sparkly tits...

Where was I? Oh yeah, buckethead alien (thanks b.h.a.) has given Sensei an idea. Not a great idea or anything, just an idea. For a limited time only, anyone who has confirmed taking the survey can PM Sensei their e-mail address and they will receive a full color pic of Sensei in his stunning LBD. Offer good as long as I feel like it. Void where prohibited.

So apparently I'm excluded from this. Just because i already have a poster-sized one? What the fuck.

Sensei, i think you should send me some other picture of you all dolled up. How about that plum dancin' suit?

[swampdog]

I took the survey in a pathetic attempt to be accepted by the veteran eplayans.

[obonin]

Hello, Can you please contact me ASAP, I have some important questions for you. Thank you Olivier. obonin@bonbon.net

[Sensei]

Thursday morning score:

atossab - check
Badger - check
buckethead alien - check
DVD - check
Fat SAM - check
playadoc - check
Rian Jackson - check
samtzu - check
Sensei - check
Silken Tofu - check
Silver 2 - check
Simply Joel - check
swampdog - check
_tears_ - check
technopatra - check
Tiahaar - check
Zulegoona - check

OK, as you all know, it's not necessary to confirm that you took the survey, (say it with me people) I'm just sayin'...

[Rob the Wop]

How about that plum dancin' suit?

For some reason, this brought up disturbing images of a twisted rural early American ritual, where the peasants stomp on plums.

Please refrain from making my brain say weird things to me in the future. Thank you.

[buckethead alien]

So I just picked up my e-mail containing Sensei's little black dress photo shoot, and I gotta say: the fucker has nice legs. Brass balls, too, for sending the pic out over the Internet.

Sensei, you been on the Atkins or what, baby? You're looking good. Shazam.

[Rian Jackson]

How about that plum dancin' suit?

For some reason, this brought up disturbing images of a twisted rural early American ritual, where the peasants stomp on plums.

Please refrain from making my brain say weird things to me in the future. Thank you.

rob... you said i was a voice in your head. i can't help it.

[Simply Joel]

I took the survey in a pathetic attempt to be accepted by the veteran eplayans.

you had two chances at that....

slim and fat

[Apollonaris Zeus]

I took the survey.

It said I failed!

No God for me today.

A II Z

[theCryptofishist]

The universe is not only stranger than we suppose, but it's stranger than we can suppose.

Still an intellectual atheist/agnostic

Will a picture of a man in drag change that?

[Sensei]

The universe is not only stranger than we suppose, but it's stranger than we can suppose.

Still an intellectual atheist/agnostic

Will a picture of a man in drag change that?

My, aren't we a cruel fishy today. Just for that, offer closed.

And take the survey and tell him that. He cares.

[theCryptofishist]

Um.

Already had when I posted. Sorry if I stepped on your fins. . .

[Tancorix]

Survey completed.

[Rob the Wop]

The voices in my head took the survey for me. That works, right?

[Sensei]

Hat trick! An unlikely one, too. Apollonaris Zeus, theCryptofishist and, against all odds, Rob The Wop. Sensei is most pleased. Not that I think for a second any of youse mugs took the survey on my account. Uh-uh. I'm not usually quite that delusional. Not usually. IMHO, if it hadn't been for technopatra's personal stamp of approval, I could have jumped up and down here all day and most of you wouldn't have farted in this direction. Well, that's what I think...

Anyhoo, I now officially retire as self-appointed propaganda minister for Rev. Moon, or whoever the hell it was that started this thread. (Ed. note: it was Lee Gilmore) I was one of the first to trash it, and I felt I had an obligation to clean up the mess that the neighbor's cat made. You know, before it got cut in half by everyone's favorite sword wielding sociopath; Nansen. (Ed. note: Oh, go read the beginning of the thread.)

OK. Before we get to the final box scores, let me remind youse guys that we're gettin' short. I won't be shillin' for 'grasshopper' any more. And you know what happens to this board after the event. We get a bunch of what Bob called 'lonely heart' posts ("To the Blond on the Purple and Green Blinky Bar Car") and a bunch of threads that deal with lost/stolen items, post-event blues and the shorter days. I hate that. And I'll be doing most of the posts in those threads, too. I hate that, too. How depressing. I digress.

Apollonaris Zeus - check
atossab - check
Badger - check
buckethead alien - check
theCryptofishist - check
DVD - check
Fat SAM - check
playadoc - check
Rian Jackson - check
Rob The Wop - check
samtzu - check
Sensei - check
Silken Tofu - check
Silver 2 - check
Simply Joel - check
swampdog - check
_tears_ - check
technopatra - check
Tiahaar - check
Zulegoona - check

For those who haven't taken the survey yet, of course you'll still have the opportunity to do so. I'm certain Lee would appreciate it if you did; and you can use it against technopatra later when you want somethin' from her. Sure.

I'm think I'm gonna try and get some sleep over in the "Vault of Heaven - What Does it Mean to You" thread or whatever the hell they call it. I do know it's nice and quiet, so keep it down. I hope to see many of you at the event, but to those that I see and those that I don't see: have a good burn, you godless fucks. And remember to try and take care of each other.

[Sensei]

Ok, I was so sleepy (or something) that I left poor Tancorix off the list. Sorry Tanc.